Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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And the front looks like this!
 
But a bigger question is WHY ARE YOU WHORING YOURSELF ONLINE AS A PORNOGRAPHER IF YOU HAVE A SPED CHILD? It's hard enough to deal with that as a normal child, but you're just setting them up to be violent villains, especially if you aren't willing to wrangle a little bit at the school.
Her brain needs to be studied
 
u/puppymafia account contains the deepest darkest lore of PizzaCake
I'm pretty skeptical this is her account tbh. Ellen wouldnt have been in college anytime in the last 18 or so years. And from the account's other posts, she seems like a less radicalized leftist? Granted, a lot can change in 12 years, but still. Also, given her tendency to overshare, I feel we would have heard more about some of the shit she claims on her main. Or it could also pretty easily have just been a lie that she forgot about.

Anyway, what was the original tie to Ellen that made us think the accounts were connected? Other than the similar art style, obviously.
Imagine if a male drew cartoons of himself raping a female critic.

What a weird, perverted deviant.
Chris?
Men know how to spell, geg.
 
I saw her ass and I haven't posted it yet. It's saggy. I'm not sure if this is something that happens with age or it's because she's skinnyfat.
Yes.

Basically a skinny-fat gets way with it because of youth tone. Once they start to age the collagen bonds are not as tight and with no muscle definition to stick to, everything sags.

Are butts supposed to do this? I'm genuinely confused.
Jesus christ. I have a like of small, fit booty but that is literally elderly man ass.


You must not have watched the video because he said we were terminally online and insane.
Well can't fault a man for speaking the truth.
 
what was the original tie to Ellen that made us think the accounts were connected
Puppymafia claimed that she had created a storyboard for the band "Despite the Virus". (#1,899). This is her husband's band (#1,922) and she owns the domain for it (#1,669). The account is registered to woodbury_e@hotmail.com (#1,923), she contacted null using this exact address lmao 2025-05-19 - Ellen Woodbury: DMCA Force Takedown Complaint + "Please remove my personal information"

Ellen wouldnt have been in college anytime in the last 18 or so years.
She graduated from mycollegemycareer.com in 2014 (Website archive, facebook archive), looks like an online learning thing. You can see the link where the images should be.

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