Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[River possum]

How many hours of sleep do we think balldo has gotten in the past week? 7? The way he stays on Twitter 24/7 for days is quite remarkable.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary for Rekieta's arrest and initiation into the Senior Lolcow Club, along with such greats as Christian "Christine" Chandler and Bossman Jack. Even if we don't get the bodycam footage, I feel like we should do SOMETHING to acknowledge this important anniversary. I just don't know WHAT we should do.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary for Rekieta's arrest and initiation into the Senior Lolcow Club, along with such greats as Christian "Christine" Chandler and Bossman Jack. Even if we don't get the bodycam footage, I feel like we should do SOMETHING to acknowledge this important anniversary. I just don't know WHAT we should do.

I plan on calling him a lying faggot, personally.

 

[make_it_so]

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What a dumbass, he's saying that the CPS investigation was from Aaron admitting to being at Rekeita's house. That is not the own you think it is Nick.

Nicky seems to think that everyone else is as invested in hating on this nobody shock jock as his new pedo BFF is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I am not trying to promote my twitter account here, I am sharing because this is new information afaik -

That makes sense. I've censored the names but the description of the February 2023 report only names the two elder Rekieta daughters and doesn't name either of the sons or the younger daughter.



If what Rekieta says is true, that means that in addition to people at the church, the girls' dance instructor also reported them, and the context makes it seem like it's because they were coming to the dance class hungry.

Reminder that the report was of an "un-named Nanny". The nanny was not the focus of the report. It seems the reporter was simply aware that the Rekietas had a nanny.

What a dumbass, he's saying that the CPS investigation was from Aaron admitting to being at Rekeita's house. That is not the own you think it is Nick.

The conclusion to take from that information is that Rekieta's house was such an unlivable drug den that anyone who willingly brought their children there had to be investigated.

 

[waffle]

Nick's really killing it with the "Aaron's not blameless, he had a CPS investigation from hanging out with me!" line of thought. Imagine being such a good influence people get investigated just for hanging out with you.

 

[Stiffy]

Is Nick just saying fuck it and going scorched earth on everyone who has given him a narcissistic injury?
Who's next on his hit list?
Bold prediction, Nick goes to jail ahead of schedule between now and August.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

If what Rekieta says is true, that means that in addition to people at the church, the girls' dance instructor also reported them, and the context makes it seem like it's because they were coming to the dance class hungry.

How convenient that Rekieta seems to have forgotten that both his and his wife’s names were mentioned in the same CPS report as the nanny, huh?

Just another fine example of his paltering.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

'Riveting' and 'piercing' content:

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Rekieta with the "I'm fun" "I'm a fun guy" sounds a lot like someone he talks to has told him he is NOT fun and NOT funny and he now performing to prove them wrong.

 

[make_it_so]

How convenient that Rekieta seems to have forgotten that both his and his wife’s names were mentioned in the same CPS report as the nanny, huh?

Just another fine example of his paltering.

It's like the one skill he picked up in law school that he's actually good at.

 

[River possum]

Rekieta with the "I'm fun" "I'm a fun guy" sounds a lot like someone he talks to has told him he is NOT fun and NOT funny and he now performing to prove them wrong.

When he says things like that, it actually makes me pity him. Then I give my head a shake and realize oh ffs this is how he manipulates everyone around him.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

IT'S MY LIIIIIIIIFFFEEEE
AND IT'S NOW OR NEVER
MY DICK AIN'T GONNA WORK FOREVER
I JUST WANNA LIIIIIVEEE MY SKI SLOPE LIIIIIFFFEE

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

'Riveting' and 'piercing' content:

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I have to believe "MAP_Hanger" is a troll, because I don't believe that nipple piercing story happened.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

POV: You're in your room chugging two Monsters back to back for $150
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Nick's karaoke is like, the 3rd or 4th worse thing he has ever done to his children.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Is Nick just saying fuck it and going scorched earth on everyone who has given him a narcissistic injury?
Who's next on his hit list?
Bold prediction, Nick goes to jail ahead of schedule between now and August.

Nick took over April's Twitter when she was in the silent hill house with no Internet. Made tweets that he made her bleed etc.
Come this August he'll get see what that's really like for himself. As his 90 lbs frame limps out of the showers clutching his enlarged and bloody ass chute.
Good times are coming for him.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That makes sense. I've censored the names but the description of the February 2023 report only names the two elder Rekieta daughters and doesn't name either of the sons or the younger daughter.

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If what Rekieta says is true, that means that in addition to people at the church, the girls' dance instructor also reported them, and the context makes it seem like it's because they were coming to the dance class hungry.

Reminder that the report was of an "un-named Nanny". The nanny was not the focus of the report. It seems the reporter was simply aware that the Rekietas had a nanny.


The conclusion to take from that information is that Rekieta's house was such an unlivable drug den that anyone who willingly brought their children there had to be investigated.

Well, wait. This is 2023. All this time I was thinking 2024 is when things went into the shitter.

So, a dance teacher reports hungry children, also mentions the nanny, along with Nick and Kayla, and Nick is taking this as something damning against the nanny??

"Ha, see! The nanny drove my kidddddzzz to dance and because I didn't feed them that day she is responsible!!"

Nick really is the lowest of the low.

 

[thebigdream]

I wonder if that is the same daughter who now supposedly are telling stories about 150 dollar Monster drinks and alcohol drinking.

He's going to have his kids singing about all the evil people in town like it's the Salem fucking witch trials. I hope that if any of this becomes a legal matter, the judge sees right through this shit.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Well, wait. This is 2023. All this time I was thinking 2024 is when things went into the shitter.

So, a dance teacher reports hungry children, also mentions the nanny, along with Nick and Kayla, and Nick is taking this as something damning against the nanny??

"Ha, see! The nanny drove my kidddddzzz to dance and because I didn't feed them that day she is responsible!!"

Nick really is the lowest of the low.

Holy shit I gave Nick even more credit than you. Figured the nanny had a CPS case going with some new employer Nick somehow found out about. Of course it would be a report about his kids.

 

[waffle]

I kind of think he's melting down because he's realizing that his PO is probably not going to recommend the jail time remain stayed due to his generally reprobate behavior since entering a plea.