Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[slungus22]

When’s Claudio streaming amigos

 

[Sperg Spectating]

When’s Claudio streaming amigos

We have no idea. @Claudio Hernández Castañeda what stopping you from becoming famous? You said you were going to do it before, but you haven't posted and videos, tweets, streams, nothing. You gotta at least try.

 

[Tablet County]

These are the DMs Claudio sent me:

Spoiler: Page 5 (some already posted ITT)

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Spoiler: Page 6

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These are the mythical DMs that will... own us or something?
Was this supposed to prove something other than that Claudio is a low-IQ auraless gay Meximelt with gallstones?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Why does he only talk to you in DMs?

They have special powers that allow them to get retards to reveal everything about themselves. They're like a retard whisperer or something.

 

[Tablet County]

They have special powers that allow them to get retards to reveal everything about themselves. They're like a retard whisperer or something.

@Tread Miller Ah, you too? I've been known to whisper to certain demographics as well...

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

These are the mythical DMs that will... own us or something?

Look at you. Too stupid to realize when you've been owned. They clearly disprove everything we've been saying because...

Uhh... because... because...

They just do, ok? Stupid gringo Ameurican.

CLAUS W!

 

[Gravemind]

First off, how is the police even going to investigate something without evidence of a crime even happening?

That's the police's job to investigate. Believe it or not, they tend to be better equipped to conduct an investigation without obvious evidence than you are.

 

[Tablet County]

That's the police's job to investigate. Believe it or not, they tend to be better equipped to conduct an investigation without obvious evidence than you are.

Especially in Mexico. For a hefty fee of $5 USD you can have them invent evidence whole cloth!

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

He has DMed a bunch of people. Tread Miller is the only one who doesn't straight up tell Claudio to kill himself, so Claudio keeps on crawling back.

The "woman" thing might also have something to do with it.

Wait is that why Claudio messaged even though I never participated? Also he responds to Tread because she? responds to him where I just posted his message and left.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Wait is that why Claudio messaged even though I never participated? Also he responds to Tread because she? responds to him where I just posted his message and left.

Yes. He probably would've kept messaging you random unimportant shit that you don't care about if you actually responded to him.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hmm. So now Claudio didn't even know the cat was hurt until they got it out from under the car? Why was he so concerned about getting a non injured cat that according to him did not want to be touched or picked up? Also according to Claudio he has seen so many cats in that area he can't even count them. So in an area where there are always cats Claudio hears a cat and has an uncontrollable need to rescue it even though he doesn't know it needs help. Doesn't add up.

When we said that Claudio raped the cat he said several times that he had evidence and witnesses that prove he didn't do it. When asked why he didn't go to the police he said it was because he didn't have any evidence. Which one is it?

Now he's saying the vet didn't keep any records or report the crime either. Wouldn't a vet report a sex crime on an animal? What kind of sick veterinarian would tell you that the cat was raped to death? "Yup. Seen it a hundred times. This cat has been sodomized to death".

Occam's razor. Claudio is sexually attracted to felines. Claudio couldn't get laid in an actual gay brothel. Claudio knows there is one specific cat that needs rescuing in an area with multiple cats running around. Cat turned out to be raped. No police report was filed. No investigation was conducted.

Claudio raped the cat and wants to have Kiwifarms dox his trash burning neighbor.

Case closed.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

If anything you're making me enjoy my decisions, all of this has been extremely humorous in my sincere opinion - I wouldn't mind if you kept going on with your retarded nonsensical rambling. I am genuinely laughing my ass off at this. Never change.

Can't you retards fucking wait? I already asked an uncle that is closer to her to help me get a fucking photo, dumbass.

Except for the whole "cat rapist" thing, you should be executed for that alone.

For putting down a cat I found that was going to die anyways? Makes sense if you ask me (No, it doesn't). You are not very good at this concern trolling, @x64x4.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Can't you retards fucking wait? I already asked an uncle that is closer to her to help me get a fucking photo, dumbass.

You should tell him about your KF thread as well.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Can't you retards fucking wait? I already asked an uncle that is closer to her to help me get a fucking photo, dumbass.

I can't read that shit nigger, SPEAK ENGLISH

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

tweets

Well, seeing this kind of nonchalant retardation and ignoring stuff I said earlier isn't going to work wonders for me, great.

I can't have another Twitter, dumb fuck. I said this waaaaaaaaaaaay earlier.

[Mentally retarded babbling from Sparkletor 2.0]

This is probably the worst example of circular logic I have seen this week.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

You should tell him about your KF thread as well.

Are you sure we can't just tell him?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I can't have another Twitter, dumb fuck. I said this waaaaaaaaaaaay earlier.

You can make one. Most YouTubers have one.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Are you sure we can't just tell him?

Yes. Don't contact his family you dumb fucking nigger. Don't turn yourself into an example like Claudio has.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Don't turn yourself into an example like Claudio has.

That's really difficult to do, and I'm not eager to try it

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio raped the cat and wants to have Kiwifarms dox his trash burning neighbor.

This gives me the best excuse to inform you people of something that is pretty much the biggest nothing burger around the topic involving my character.
The one burning trash is a neighbor from my actual condo, a woman who is burning... Dry leaves from her garden after they piled up. That's why it looks like it's coming from the house beside this complex. Before you ask, no, this dumbfuck neighbor has never been punished for literally contaminating the air with fire smoke.

You can make one. Most YouTubers have one.

Alright, let me tell you again why I can't have a Twitter account, as if you had @Sparkletor 2.0 's IQ.

I'M IP BANNED YOU DUMB CUNT. NERDY SKULL GOT MY FUCKING LAST 2 ACCOUNTS BANNED BY BRIGADING HIS FOLLOWERS.

Yes, it happened pre-Elon by at least 3 years.

That's the police's job to investigate. Believe it or not, they tend to be better equipped to conduct an investigation without obvious evidence than you are.

...No one tell Gravemind about the occasions when the police were called to the complex for other reasons and never came.

Are you sure we can't just tell him?

1. How the fuck are you going to do that?

2. Please fucking do, so you can get banned.

I think Gravemind fucking forgot in what country I live in.