Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Personally I am team nothing ever happens, I will be shocked if anything comes of this specifically because Hasan has been doing things like this for years at this point with no repercussions.
'Something happening' is entirely dependent on Hasan's name penetrating the normie-sphere. Hasan has been enabled to say and do heinous things behind the veil of relative obscurity. He's a big kahuna on Twitch, but no outside his niche sphere of influence knows or gives a fuck about him.
Though if Hasan does gain mainstream infamy, it's not going to be because of the wolf-crying faggots at the ADL. Someone with actual influence has to bring normie attention to him.
 
More like DarkSydeRoach. Or TurkSydeAbi?

In any case I find it funny how 2025 is the year of the crashout so far. Hasan making an absolute clown of himself in every debate and now getting some deserved recognition. But nothing will come out of it, his little guard force will come out and sing him "Happy birthday" again
No E-celeb is invulnerable.
 
'Something happening' is entirely dependent on Hasan's name penetrating the normie-sphere. Hasan has been enabled to say and do heinous things behind the veil of relative obscurity. He's a big kahuna on Twitch, but no outside his niche sphere of influence knows or gives a fuck about him.
Though if Hasan does gain mainstream infamy, it's not going to be because of the wolf-crying faggots at the ADL. Someone with actual influence has to bring normie attention to him.
The closest he's ever gotten to that was his few times meeting up with politicians and ending up on the news with Piers Morgan. He then promptly fumbled the last one by being an emotional faggot and not having a script ready or doing ANY type of proper preparation. As for his meet ups with like Bernie and AOC, he's autistic so he didn't think of it as an opportunity to gain political connections and by extension legitimacy but instead saw it as an opportunity to fangirl over them and fuck off to Japan for the 8956098th time
 
What the fuck does he mean by "Rape Review"????
"Ultimate Rape Review" is a gag that DeOrio does on his streams sometimes when he covers stories involving relationship drama or whatever. Hasan appears to have taken this bit deathly serious and thinks that DeOrio actually somehow reviews True & Honest rape on YouTube, which means DeOrio is winning bigly.
 
The closest he's ever gotten to that was his few times meeting up with politicians and ending up on the news with Piers Morgan. He then promptly fumbled the last one by being an emotional faggot and not having a script ready or doing ANY type of proper preparation. As for his meet ups with like Bernie and AOC, he's autistic so he didn't think of it as an opportunity to gain political connections and by extension legitimacy but instead saw it as an opportunity to fangirl over them and fuck off to Japan for the 8956098th time
He's literally stupid. Like actually not intelligent. He's also a huge coward and can't take any criticism even mild friendly criticism. I'm convinced he's unwilling or unable to attempt to enter the mainstream because of these things.
 
He's literally stupid. Like actually not intelligent. He's also a huge coward and can't take any criticism even mild friendly criticism. I'm convinced he's unwilling or unable to attempt to enter the mainstream because of these things.
He views criticism as undermining his moral highground like most pseudointellectual leftists
 
>noo they're both bad that means you can't take a side
You watch me. When my choice is between cheering on a golem and cheering on its master, of fucking course I'm cheering on the golem.
Get'em Hasan!

I would caution anyone cheering on the ADL by reminding you what the ADL was founded for. A Jewish manager by the name of Leo Frank kidnapped, raped and murdered a 13 year-old girl and then tried and ultimately failed to frame 2 niggers for the murder. But even though the evidence clearly showed he was guilty, the judge was pulling all the stops to bail him out and released the conviction. People were justifiably outraged at this abject failure of the justice system and lynched Frank for what he had done. The ADL was founded to defend his 'good' name and claimed the proven facts of the case were 'defamation'.
So… the story you believe is that Jim Conley, the janitor, wrote a letter from Mary Phagan’s point of view, accusing Newt Lee of murdering her. Then when questioned he lied about being able to write, lied about being in the building, and lied about meeting with Leo Frank the night before the murder (all of which he later confessed to)… but when his attempts to frame Newt Lee failed he suddenly became super trustworthy and everything he said afterwards was true? You really think that Leo Frank walked up to him on the street on his day off and made him write two nonsensical letters framing Newt Lee (even though he probably didn’t know that he even knew how to write)? I hate to break it to you, bro, but with your willingness to believe retards who are obviously lying badly, you might be stupid enough to be a Hasan fan.

He will also flat-out lie when someone presents him the stone cold truth.

Every single time Hasan is presented with a fact by someone else about something that he said or did, he doubles down.

Even when there is proof that Hasan has said a lie, he will still double down. That's not because he's an idiot ... It's because he's actually an evil person.
Hasan’s readiness to lie is actually kind of impressive. Most liars will massage the truth, but Hasan will confidently and self-righteously just cut to the chase and just say “I never did that,” knowing full well that he was recorded on video doing exactly that.
I fully believe that this is something that he can only achieve because he has a tiny cockroach brain.

That's actually kind of based.

He rejects reality and just makes up his own. I guess it works out for him considering where he lives and how much he makes. I'm not sure he (and Twitch) can survive getting called out after that shooting.
it does work, his audience eats it up every time. I used to think that he was even stupider than his audience, maybe that was true 6 years ago when I first heard of him, but anyone who sticks around at this point despite his brazen, obvious lying is even dumber than he is.
 
He's literally stupid. Like actually not intelligent. He's also a huge coward and can't take any criticism even mild friendly criticism. I'm convinced he's unwilling or unable to attempt to enter the mainstream because of these things.
In the last willymac video there's a clip where Hasan claims that legitimate journos were reaching out to have him come out to Gaza, he refused because they couldn't guarantee his safety
 
I always despised both of them, but just like IRL: now that they're fighting, if I'm picking between the two, I'm choosing the Jew.
And I will always retain this politically expedient position.
 
The head of the ADL names the Turk.
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He sounds like he is fighting to keep his jewish stereotypical voice off.

I doubt there will be much, if any, disciplining of hasan. We know the ADL can tell the payment processors to put the screws to twitch/amazon for anti-semitism and Hasan, but they love amazon because of how much it earns them.
 
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I don’t want Hasan deplatformed. I want him forced to live by his claimed "principles". Two dozen of the most obnoxious homeless people should be moved into his home. He can live in a portion of one room. All his streaming earnings should be "redistributed". He gets dragged in for "correction" whenever he says something unapproved of by the ruling elite. He likes traveling - too bad. Good luck getting special permission to go anywhere.

Or just make him read The Gulag Archipelago in full repeatedly. And any time he stops, more of his things get taken, starting with the snacks.
 
How would a fucking "rape review" even work?
What, you sit and watch someone rape and rank it.
"eeeh, this rape was not that good. I did not feel the heart and soul in the act. I give it a 4/10".
attention whores make fake stories to fuck up peoples careers, and since it's a internet personality they probably don't have the funds to sue the false accuser, they make a video disproving it.

thats where the "rape review" comes in, its a hyperbolic name but third party commentators read the victims stories, and the accused testimonies to try to determine the truth of the situation
 
He sounds like he is fighting to keep his jewish stereotypical voice off.

I doubt there will be much, if any, disciplining of hasan. We know the ADL can tell the payment processors to put the screws to twitch/amazon for anti-semitism and Hasan, but they love amazon because of how much it earns them.
I think if it ever turns into a full court press by pro Israel groups, Hasan could get kicked off of Twitch fairly quickly. The current narrative of him being a full on dangerous anti-semite is still fairly new and it's hard to say how intense it will get.
 
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