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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

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  • Hunchback 2

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The Paleblood Vessel said:
Each subsequent remake makes me need to pull out a new type of measurement to show how lousy they are.

The worst of them overall across the board is Lion King, doubt that this will be overtaken.
The most pathetic of them is Snow White
The biggest Ego Trip I preemptively give to Moana
The worst renditions of classic songs and worst new songs is in Aladdin
The shittiest CGI in any of them is Little Mermaid (CGI fish are way uglier than Lion King in my opinion)
And now the one that misses the themes of the original the most is Lilo and Stitch.

I can't wait to see what other stipulations I'd have to apply in the future!
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The only ones worth a damn are Cinderella and Maleficent. I like Mulan's cast especially the fact that they got Rosalind Chao, Donnie Yen, Gong Li, Jet Li, and Jason Scott Lee but the chi shit was unnecessary and the removal of Shang and Mushu was retarded.

Maleficent at least tried something different formula wise...but it also helps that Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning actually are good in the roles (and Michelle Pfeiffer as the villain in the very bad but not unwatchable sequel). It defeats the purpose of the original film where Maleficent is evil because she wants to but it was not terrible.

Cinderella is...okay even though Lily James would go on to be a mess irl and Richard Madden it almost looks like they CGI'd his teeth and eyes.

Everything else they've done is hot garbage. The Lion King was probably the most unnecessary and everything looked unnatural. Jeremy Irons was right when he said "Why was this needed?" And Angela Lansbury said the same when the Beauty and the Beast remake was announced. Why the fuck is it the highest grossing Disney film? So dumb.
 
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Fatsuit Shinji said:
You might be thinking of the Atari Jaguar's Alien FPS game.
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No, that avp game was cool though, I played it at Disney, that cocoon mechanic was neat
This was something I played in the past fifteen years or so, almost def on a c64/128 emulator, so it's probably a c128 things
 
Scarlett Johansson said:
I'm sorry but Nani gives Lilo up to the state at the end? Fucking what?

I pray to all the gods that this + Snow White is what permanently tanks the live action remakes for good.
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Its the logical conclusion of the people who run Disneys morality.

I am sure nothing terrible happens to Hawaiian children who become wards of that state.
 
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This only marginally softens the blow, but I think Lilo gets taken in by a new character who’s David’s grandma? Who’s pretty irresponsible because she took Lilo to get a dog without Nani’s knowledge or consent. I don’t know, I just watched DazzReviews’s video on it yesterday. Still sucks to have Nani up and leave her, but it’d be better than the state.
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Who’s pretty irresponsible because she took Lilo to get a dog without Nani’s knowledge or consent.
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NOPE, turns out my anger ISN'T spent after all.

In the OG movie, it was NANI HERSELF who took Lilo to get a dog. Why?
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Nani overheard this. This establishes her as, again, a good sister who genuinely wants Lilo to be happy. Having SOMEONE ELSE go BEHIND HER BACK to get a dog for her, combined with the fact that she LEAVES at the end makes it seem like Nani just sees Lilo as an obligation. Fuck you Dean Fleischer Camp, fuck you Chris Bright and Mike Van Waes, and fuck you Bob Iger. *sigh*
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
This only marginally softens the blow, but I think Lilo gets taken in by a new character who’s David’s grandma? Who’s pretty irresponsible because she took Lilo to get a dog without Nani’s knowledge or consent. I don’t know, I just watched DazzReviews’s video on it yesterday. Still sucks to have Nani up and leave her, but it’d be better than the state.
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Vyse Inglebard said:
Nani overheard this. This establishes her as, again, a good sister who genuinely wants Lilo to be happy. Having SOMEONE ELSE go BEHIND HER BACK to get a dog for her, combined with the fact that she LEAVES at the end makes it seem like Nani just sees Lilo as an obligation. Fuck you Dean Fleischer Camp, fuck you Chris Bright and Mike Van Waes, and fuck you Bob Iger. *sigh*
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At the very least, the remake made me look back at the original and appreciate it even more. Still not giving them any money though.
 
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