Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Please fucking do, so you can get banned.

Claudio, that isn't much of a threat but a type of liberation. Posting on Kiwifarms isn't something that really helps you in the long run. I think you, and even Null, would recognize that.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio, that isn't much of a threat but a type of liberation. Posting on Kiwifarms isn't something that really helps you in the long run. I think you, and even Null, would recognize that.

Sure. Dismiss what I said like that.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I'M A POOSTIN MAH TRIPLE POOST

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Doesn't being angry all day every day at these dang dirty trolls get tiring? With all this huffing and puffing every day, it must be causing your breathing tube to work overtime.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I'M IP BANNED YOU DUMB CUNT. NERDY SKULL GOT MY FUCKING LAST 2 ACCOUNTS BANNED BY BRIGADING HIS FOLLOWERS.

Make an appeal and tell them you’re Indian. It worked for Null

No one tell Gravemind about the occasions when the police were called to the complex for other reasons and never came

I’m a rebel. Hey @Gravemind , apparently cops were called before and never came because Claudio lives in a shithole country

1. How the fuck are you going to do that?

2. Please fucking do, so you can get banned.

Claudio W

 

[Sperg Spectating]

NERDY SKULL

Do you mean this guy? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/matt-myers-m_m_myers-matt-nerdy-skull-m_nerdskull.23287/

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Doesn't being angry winning all day every day against these dang dirty trolls get tiring?

Ftfy. And his answer is probably no.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This gives me the best excuse to inform you people of something that is pretty much the biggest nothing burger around the topic involving my character.
The one burning trash is a neighbor from my actual condo, a woman who is burning... Dry leaves from her garden after they piled up. That's why it looks like it's coming from the house beside this complex. Before you ask, no, this dumbfuck neighbor has never been punished for literally contaminating the air with fire smoke.

Oh! I see. So when you said a neighbor was burning garbage you lied again. Like how you lied about being a furry just because you got kicked out of a furry discord. And you lied and said the security guard was a policeman. And lied that you aren't a zoophile but want to 53x a cartoon lion/dog. And you lied about your neighborhood being unsafe. And you lied about having evidence about the cat rape. And you lied about being a good Catholic. And you lied about loving your family. And you lie, lie, lie, you lying liar.

Why should we believe anything you ever say?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Oh! I see. So when you said a neighbor was burning garbage you lied again.

No? I just didn't know what the fuck garbage were they burning. It's always a moderately sized tower of smoke. But that would require having nuance, something you don't have.

Like how you lied about being a furry just because you got kicked out of a furry discord.

You are just making shit up at this point, moralfag.

And you lied and said the security guard was a policeman.

Cite me ever saying that. I want the quote right fucking now, faggot.

—but want to 53x a cartoon lion/dog.

And what are you going to do about it? Nothing, you'll seethe about it. in fact, I want you to seethe even harder, end up killing yourself over time. You are so going to Hell for this.

And you lied about your neighborhood being unsafe.

Quick question, fatso with the retarded Asian profile picture: Were you here when retards like @Sperg Spectating managed to bring the years old news article about a """murder""" in my complex? This is a yes/no question. Unwillingness to follow the type of answer I want to get from you in this section will prove you are not to be trusted.

And you lied about having evidence about the cat rape.

Cite me ever saying that. I want the quote right fucking now, faggot.

And you lied about being a good Catholic.

Cite me ever saying that. I want the quote right fucking now, faggot.

You are making responding to you way too easy. You are so lucky I am not in the same room as you do, your eyes would be gone by now.

And you lied about loving your family. And you lie, lie, lie, you lying liar.

Making shit up, again.

Why should we believe anything you ever say?

No comment.

Do you mean this guy? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/matt-myers-m_m_myers-matt-nerdy-skull-m_nerdskull.23287/

Yes, you fucking 'tard. Y'know, I can't wait for the inevitable black man coming in and murdering you your retarded ass. I will eagerly celebrate such event when that happens.

 

[slungus22]

whens the streams amigo

 

[Diggus Bickus]

>literally about to dox his unrelated aunt just to prove he did not rape a cat

And what are you going to do about it? Nothing, you'll seethe about it. in fact, I want you to seethe even harder, end up killing yourself over time. You are so going to Hell for this.

Quick question, fatso with the retarded Asian profile picture: Were you here when retards like @Sperg Spectating managed to bring the years old news article about a """murder""" in my complex? This is a yes/no question. Unwillingness to follow the type of answer I want to get from you in this section will prove you are not to be trusted.

No? I just didn't know what the fuck garbage were they burning. It's always a moderately sized tower of smoke. But that would require having nuance, something you don't have.

I laughed so god damn hard I actually honked the way claudio honks when he dilates. Holy fucking shit

Claudio how in the flying fuck are you not the same autistic faggot you were 20+ years ago. Much like you went out of your way to prove the autistic loquenderos you're not a faggot, you're doing the same here.

 

[Tread Miller]

Yeah @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, you should stream and show the world you're innocent. Just don't pull a Synthetic Man and call Null a pedo- wait...

Using your "people never change" logic, Null is a closeted fag who is also a pedo zoophile for masturbating to shota nekos.

And even with this Null teenager shit, let's """ignore""" the fact he hosted zoosadism and pedo material here and in /phile/ while being an adult. Shhh.

Well, at least he isn't openly into degenerate pornography- wait...

I don't give a flying fuck that you hate that I still like anthro characters. I will keep liking them, no matter how much you try to punch me, want yo hurt me, or try to burn me down. In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.

I guess he doesn't have parasocial fans who are easy to rile up and embarrass themselves on Kiwi Farms (yet), so 1 out of 3. ClausMystery Appreciation thread when?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Cite me ever saying that. I want the quote right fucking now, faggot.

Because we couldn't reach it and the cat was REALLY scared, unwilling to let anyone even get their hands close to it. The police guard had to use his raincoat to get it out.

Right there, amigo. You said it was a police guard. The pic you showed of the guard was of a man. That would make him a police man.

Quick question, fatso with the retarded Asian profile picture: Were you here when retards like @Sperg Spectating managed to bring the years old news article about a """murder""" in my complex? This is a yes/no question. Unwillingness to follow the type of answer I want to get from you in this section will prove you are not to be trusted.

Oh. One murder years ago. I'm shaking in my boots.

You are making responding to you way too easy. You are so lucky I am not in the same room as you do, your eyes would be gone by now.

I mean you are ugly but not so ugly that I would scratch my own eyes out. Are you implying you would do it? I'm not a math notebook so I feel perfectly safe from your wrath.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

literally about to dox his unrelated aunt just to prove he did not rape a cat

You won't do shit to her. She is not only harmless, but also surrounded by her loving family. I am not worried of anything happening to her. By the way you still have a profile picture of a show made by a doomsday cultist.

Well, at least he isn't openly into degenerate pornography- wait... I guess he doesn't have parasocial fans who are easy to rile up and embarrass themselves on Kiwi Farms (yet), so 1 out of 3.

What are you going to do about it? Nothing, you'll seethe and cry about it. in fact, I want you to seethe even harder, please end up killing yourself over time.

I don't need to say anything else.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

You won't do shit to her. She is not only harmless, but also surrounded by her loving family. I am not worried of anything happening to her. By the way you still have a profile picture of a show made by a doomsday cultist.

TAKE A SHOT EVERYONE.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

By the way you still have a profile picture of a show made by a doomsday cultist.

And you have a profile picture that was photographed by a cat rapist.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

TAKE A SHOT EVERYONE.

Your response doesn't even make sense. Must be the fluoride spiking up in your brain, sucks to be you.

And you have a profile picture that was photographed by a cat rapist.

Hmhmm. By the way, an accusation like that needs evidence to back it up. I have been waiting for 2 weeks to get it, you have not given me a single direct evidence I ever did that.

No text.

No pictures.

No audio.

You are done.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Your response doesn't even make sense. Must be the fluoride spiking up in your brain, sucks to be you.

Do you want me to post the video in latino so you understand?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hmhmm. By the way, an accusation like that needs evidence to back it up. I have been waiting for 2 weeks to get it, you have not given me a single direct evidence I ever did that.

No text.

No pictures.

No audio.

You are done.

So since we didn't stand there and take video of you raping the cat, you didn't rape the cat? This is the same reasoning Emily Cassidy uses.

How many stars would you rate the cat's anus? More than 1?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Right there, amigo. You said it was a police guard. The pic you showed of the guard was of a man. That would make him a police man.

So? You fucking retard.

Oh. One murder years ago. I'm shaking in my boots.

Uh oh. Oh nooooo.

> This is a yes/no question. Unwillingness to follow the type of answer I want to get from you in this section will prove you are not to be trusted.

Sparkletor is retarded! Too bad. You can't try again by the way. Looks like you proved my point.

Oh well, enjoy never being replied again.

I mean you are ugly but not so ugly that I would scratch my own eyes out. Are you implying you would do it? I'm not a math notebook so I feel perfectly safe from your wrath.

Your attempts of wittiness are so pathetic, that I feel sorry about you. No, retard. I implied I would use my thumbs to gouge them out.