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DefinitelyNotMe said:
you have been caught lying before
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#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm said:
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Cody wants a futa monster girl to pound him in the dumper literal dumper pumper game.
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Whoa Mama, I take a 2 day break and there is another banger 15 page thread made!
I just scrolled past the OP for now, but I am absolutely not surprised at how any of these faggots look. I doubt this is where it ends either, this is a whole new lolcow universe just begging to be milked.
Sad that Boo had to be involved in all this, I remember her on NMA and never saw her as part of this sphere or as they type to cause drama on my time there. If she's trying to get back at the farms via Synth and his community as her proxy then that's incredibly pathetic.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Whoa Mama, I take a 2 day break and there is another banger 15 page thread made!
I just scrolled past the OP for now, but I am absolutely not surprised at how any of these faggots look.
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Oh jeez, how excited are you?!?! Is this, like, the biggest thing for you?

Whoa Mama, breathing life into losers is the best!

Sad that Boo had to be involved in all this
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Fuck ME, how pathetic is this? Read this, seriously. Holy fucking SHIT yahahaha. How fucking sad do you gotta be?
 
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DefinitelyNotMe said:
what is it like 7:30 am right now in the US?
this nigga was drunk here for the past 3 hours
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I can do this forever. I've done this for a really, really long time. Drunk, sober, whatever.

I'm not like you faggots, I can actually function. I'm "off" in general, but I am not malicious. You motherfuckers, though, are sad people.

And also really, really shit at "detective" work, just incidentally.
 
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Might as well convert to Islam because damn, i'm loving all this halal. Even better thread than the Synth one. That Egad fella is on some real homo steeze, never have i seen ballwashing this excessive. He couldn't make it anymore clear that he dreams of getting topped by Synth. What a sad excuse for a man.
 
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Ricardo Cumsox said:
Holy shit, how AWESOME did this sound in your head? Did you pop out of your room and give your Mom a high five???

Give 'er one for me too!
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Nigger, you send money to some 30 year old man who lives with his parents as a pastime, i can't take you seriously.
30+GameOvers said:
Sad that Boo had to be involved in all this
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Same, i liked her on here and still think her banning was uncalled for. I'm not surprised she has an axe to grind, though.
 
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The Feline Solution 2 said:
Nigger, you send money to some 30 year old man who lives with his parents as a pastime, i can't take you seriously.
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Oh jeez! You can't take me seriously? Oh no, that's the worst man. I think I might really need you to.

Have you heard the news though? My name is Charles now, I'm a mechanic from Virginia apparently. Do you take me seriously now?!

Look at how fucking retarded you all are. If only there was any credibility to undermine. It's a joke.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Claudio and Ricardo are the best representation of Synthetic Man's fanbase you could possibly ask for
These two alone make Coby worthy of the corn sacrifice
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You, you pathetic loser, have a Synthetic Man friggin' OWNED SO HARD! avatar. You are seething. Look at you, you are borderline parody, as a person.
 
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Muad'Dick said:
Theres an easy way to prove you're not the guy in the OP; post your driver's license.


"That ain't me" just isn't cutting it.
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OK I will literally scan my ID, cause I can't stand it!

Goddamnit I got grease all over my fucking wallet, one sec. Being a mechanic here in Virginia, we use a lot of grease and stuff.
 
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