Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[DumbDude43]

You guys really shouldn't hang your hats on the "ORIGINAL IFP FILING WAS FALSE!" thing. This is the sort of shit that a judge is going to look at, consider for point five seconds the tangled web of bullshit it would cause to try and go back and determine if fuckface was actually indigent or not, then shake his head and say "fuck that. He paid the filing fee, we continue."

even so, it might still be a good decision to pursue this, because it makes russ mad as fuck, and when russ is mad he might do things that get him sanctioned by the court.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

even so, it might still be a good decision to pursue this, because it makes russ mad as fuck, and when russ is mad he might do things that get him sanctioned by the court.

yep thats what hardin has been doing since the last hearing with inquiries into russholes attempts to be a king pimp while blowing off the court. its been working extremely well whether its an intentional strategy by hardin or just something he happened to try. can you fuckin imagine the mother of all plightspergs we would get to see if hardin gets to look at rustys ifp application and call bullshit on it? would we find out how much money russhole has really been making and how much of it hes been blowing on hookers? the possibilities are endless and also juicy

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He got banned from Lyft as a passenger for creeping on a female driver, texting her for a date after she'd driven him (according to him). Given what an unreliable narrator he is, I doubt it was just one text.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I was asleep while Russ admitted twice in consecutive paragraphs that past Russ had more money than present-day Russ who is also not entitled to IFP status.

And he wants to be protected from the mean old defence lawyer who keeps mounting really effective defences.

Greerbros...

 

[SargonF00t]

He got banned from Lyft as a passenger for creeping on a female driver, texting her for a date after she'd driven him (according to him). Given what an unreliable narrator he is, I doubt it was just one text.

The text probably included a photo of his micro-penis

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I was asleep while Russ admitted twice in consecutive paragraphs that past Russ had more money than present-day Russ who is also not entitled to IFP status.

And he wants to be protected from the mean old defence lawyer who keeps mounting really effective defences.

Greerbros...

But but BUT, Moon and his website are MEAN and say MEAN things about plaintiff Russell Greer. Therefore Moon is in the wrong and plaintiff shouldn’t have to pay anything.

That’s literally Russ’s thinking. Toddler level understanding of law. How he got a paralegal qualification I’ll never know. Maybe if he just tries doing a super cool dance routine for the judge, the judge will let him off with the fines. Maybe if Russ writes a song for the judge, the judge will let him win. ‘Flattery gets you anywhere’, according to Russ. I just don’t think he realises that ‘anywhere’ includes homelessness and bankruptcy.

Truly a man who can’t see past the end of his own dick.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

I've gotta write down this trick.

Uh uh uh, Mr. Stalker, you are violating Plaintiff Russell Greer's copyright!
Your life is already over!

 

[Moths]

In combination with

Okay lots of awesome here but...
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We should be done. This should be it right here. Hardin should just email Barlow a copy of this and be like, "COME. ON."

Greer just emptied both barrels of buckshot into his fucking feet basically confirming all the defendants theories as true.
"Yes I confirm I tried to blow off the court to talk prostitution to the city council but it was an ACCIDENT AYYLAWG. And fuck you Hardin in fact I was making even more money than I am now when I told the judge that I could pay the filing fees with no undue burden so what do you think about thaaat?"

 

[Uncle Buck]

At $

$14/hour, working a full 40, 52 weeks/year ( ), he'd be grossing $560, or $2160/4 weeks, or $2426/month. For total income tax, including fica (and assuming an employee, so possibly high), he'd ultimately owe about $3700 for the year ($0 state), or about $300/month, leaving $2100/month. So
1) no way he's paying $400/week for a car and 2) no way he saved $5k in a couple of months without additional income. Well, maybe on #2, I guess, if he found a $500/month apartment with utilities included, bc even phone, gas, food wouldn't eat the rest. If $200 car/ month, $80 phone, $200 gas (assuming he's driving for a living), $200 food, $200 insurance for car, no health insurance* and zero anything else, that leaves about $900/mo. So maybe (NOT), since no reason to think he's making wise choices.

*Per this, he would qualify for a subsidy but not free insurance at ft $14/hr.

Beyond all that, if he’s delivering food/groceries for DoorDash et al he’s making a lot more than $14.00 per hour. Two housewives I know started doing it in recent years and have grossed over $80,000.00. And they have households with children. A loser like Russ with no life aside from these laughable “business” ventures and his frivolous lawsuits has a lot more free time on his hands than either of those women.

 

[Hackerzine]

Beyond all that, if he’s delivering food/groceries for DoorDash et al he’s making a lot more than $14.00 per hour.

Tips don't count towards income, everyone knows that. But Greer stating he has a paystub to show he's making $14/hr makes me wonder if he has found other employment.

Edited to add: it's possible he has gotten a job and is doing grocery/food delivery as a "side hustle" and this whole paystub thing is a way to attempt to mask his true income by not disclosing all sources. It would also help explain how he's been able to save up $5k and why he's just so busy and it's such a hardship to respond because this isn't his full time job, you know.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How many crimes does one have to commit before someone does somethin about it?

That depends on your wealth. J&J was known to the DoJ for some odd 30 years for putting asbestos in their baby care products, but DoJ never did anything about it.

Uh uh uh, Mr. Stalker, you are violating Plaintiff Russell Greer's copyright!
Your life is already over!

If my life is over then his life is also over.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I was asleep while Russ admitted twice in consecutive paragraphs that past Russ had more money than present-day Russ who is also not entitled to IFP status.

If you try to tard guard a vexatious litigant, the universe will just create a more retarded plaintiff.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

If my life is over then his life is also over.

Don't threaten me with a good time

 

[Oliver Onions]

We just don't understand. Rusty CAN'T use that $5000 for anything but building a whorehouse. He CAN'T use it for anything else, like paying filing fees and sanctions because it's strictly for whorehouse purposes! We just refuse to understand that!

Ol' shitlips continues his quest to become a living meme

(In the interests of sparing Null any further problems with this vexatious retard, the above tweet is fake and created purely for parody purposes.)

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That no-good snake!

*Subpoenas you* (harsssingly)

 

[Useful_Mistake]

(In the interests of sparing Null any further problems with this vexatious retard, the above tweet is fake and created purely for parody purposes.)

Too late, I'm suing you for contributory sex infringement. By infringing on his sex, you infringed upon my God given right to visit one of Russ' World Famous Brothels.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Too late, I'm suing you for contributory sex infringement.

Thanks for the warning, dummy. I've immediately transferred all my bank accounts to a Nigerian so my IFP status is guaranteed. Enjoy bankruptcy, infant baby child.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Thanks for the warning, dummy. I've immediately transferred all my bank accounts to a Nigerian so my IFP status is guaranteed. Enjoy bankruptcy, infant baby child.

Are you stupid? Bankruptcy is only for two types of people - ones rich like Donald Trump, or ones smart as Jackie Singh. And everyone knows that no one is as smart as Jackie Singh

 

[Uncle Buck]

To be fair, "bankruptcy" is a term that's generally used in a negative or derogatory way but it is a viable option for a lot of people facing various types of crippling debt. It doesn't mean that your life is over, nor does it mean that you have to give up all of your assets. Does it cause you issues with credit? Yes; does it mean you can't obtain financing? No. In point of fact, a misunderstanding over payment terms on a store credit card that results in you having a late payment on your credit report - regardless of that payment being for a minuscule amount - causes only slightly less trouble for you than a bankruptcy, and effects your credit for essentially the same time-frame.

 

[CansOfCant]

but I have a very strong suspicion that this judge wants a jury trial for whatever reason.

Didn't the judge outright say that's what "was going to happen," or words to that effect, at the very beginning of the hearing? I was there for the latest one and that kinda stuck out at me.

 

[obsdj]

You guys really shouldn't hang your hats on the "ORIGINAL IFP FILING WAS FALSE!" thing. This is the sort of shit that a judge is going to look at, consider for point five seconds the tangled web of bullshit it would cause to try and go back and determine if fuckface was actually indigent or not, then shake his head and say "fuck that. He paid the filing fee, we continue."

Where are all the supergeniuses in this thread to point out that "an issue not raised is waived on appeal"? Y'all are slipping.