The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[spagandhi]

Heres a little something about Indians from my experience. There was a time where my car's broken down and I had to take an uber to work a few times.
1. Indians love being Uber Drivers
2. Indians love the self-driving features on their faggoty teslas.

Jeets will literally put their plastic jittery piece of shit car on autopilot, constantly jerking around between the lines while they try and show you shit from their phone. The technology is terrible so they miss turns or otherwise make dangerous moves. If you try and tell them where to go theyll demeaningly insist on their broken, buffering map. The worst part is, theyre so proud of not having to do the job, just another manifestation of their corner-cutting nature

This goes for AI too, I find that jeets seem to immediately obsess over any new technology that enables them to care less about the output, no wonder tech-people love them

 

[spagandhi]

Well that's it. I saw a jeet trucker out in the wild today driving like a dangerous retard. You can tell because they're starting to get brazen enough to hang that tassel bullshit off their truck.

Damn man. I love to drive but driving sucks most of the time because 80% of other drivers are inattentive, unskilled, illegal, too poor to keep their car safe, or are just plain mentally handicapped. I used to rely on trucks to hide behind and protect me, because I assumed they were all being driven by 50 year old corn-fed midwestern road hogs chomping a cigar, who have eyes like a spider and steers his truck like it's an oil tanker.

Now I have to look out for and avoid big rigs because who the fuck knows if it's a jeet getting back from shitting on the bed to realize he's gotta now cut across 4 lanes to get to his exit, and he has to do it right fucking now.

theyre really terrible drivers

 

[Waffle Iron]

back from shitting on the bed

Earlier posts mentioned pajeets just cut a hole in the chair and floor so they can shit while driving.

just another manifestation of their corner-cutting nature

Could be that, could also be that they cannot recognize quality or the human touch. They hit on paintings, defended AI back when it garbled hands, and cannot appreciate defensive driving. To them car pingponging from the left to right side of the lane is equal to a human being driving a straight line in the middle of a lane.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

Here he is seething about DMC5. He wanted to jeetify the series several years ago the way he did now because he wanted to "save and revive" the series. For people who don't know, at that point the last DMC game that was released to fan acclaim was DMC4 that came out in 2008, nobody liked the shitty DmC reboot from 2013. However, once he started writing his jeetslop Capcom announced they'd be releasing DMC5 soo, so he started tardraging and called Capom a bloody basterd bitch.

And his version of Devil May Cry exemplifies everything wrong with Capcom. Quantity over quality, no substance (The villains aside from the rabbit got tossed around like regular mooks) and cannibalizing their own IP to push an agenda. Pretty sure the Demons as 'refugees' is just him regurgitating current year slop like a good pet of the system... desperately trying to fit in. In fact, if the system's agenda is complete border control, we'd see Demons getting gunned down as they enter the human world.

The fact that Mary is the protagonist unintentionally shows he is just like every other Jeet. Obsessed with bobs and vagene.

 

[MG-34]

Remember Adi Shankar, the jeet behind Apu getting cancelled and behind the shitty Netflix Castlevania and DMC cartoons which change the lore of both series to Christianity bad whites bad reddit soy atheism good brownoids good?

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Here he is seething about DMC5. He wanted to jeetify the series several years ago the way he did now because he wanted to "save and revive" the series. For people who don't know, at that point the last DMC game that was released to fan acclaim was DMC4 that came out in 2008, nobody liked the shitty DmC reboot from 2013. However, once he started writing his jeetslop Capcom announced they'd be releasing DMC5 soo, so he started tardraging and called Capom a bloody basterd bitch.

In that clip you can see the typical jeet narcissism and delusions of grandeur that is pretty much an ingrained ethnic trait at this point, amplified a hundredfold because he comes from a rich family, as well as the typical jeet need to parasitize and jeetify any place and culture (or in this case a series of games) by pretending to be a fan of the series who just wants to shit out his crappy fan fiction and present it as "authentic" and "accurate to the lore."

Oh no, that curry nigger mentioned Dino Crisis. That shit skin faggot better not fuck with that franchise.

 

[William F. Clinton]

1. Indians love being Uber Drivers

This is basically the 21st Century version of the stereotype of them being convenience store owners (without the dignity that being a business owner implies).

Basically any driving gig like Uber or DoorDash is dominated by foreigners who just blindly follow their GPS since they literally don't know any English. Like fast food jobs, these driving services actually used to be a decent way for low-skill teenagers and young adults to start making some money before it became a rat race of Paki and Indian serfs competing for a cool $8CAD an hour.

Could you imagine having your food picked up and handled by an Indian?

 

[spagandhi]

Thank you Mr. Gates maybe i was wrong about you

 

[NuIItley]

Thank you Mr. Gates maybe i was wrong about you

The fact that Uttar Pradesh's (Easily one of biggest, dirtiest, WORST shitholes in India. Most populated province as well, over 250M living in that tiny quarter of the country) average birthrate is still above the replacement rate is terrifying to me. On the other hand it's interesting that more "developed" (using this term lightly in this instance) states like Kerala have maintained to keep a consistent, albeit relatively low birthrate throughout these past 2 decades. The norm is for the birthrate to steadily decrease as the state/country/city progressively develops.

 

[kim foxx]

, these driving services actually used to be a decent way for low-skill teenagers and young adults to start making some money

hard to believe now but in the late 90s dominos delivery paid around $10/hr factoring in the tips and whatnot. all you needed was a beater with a heater and you were set.

Could you imagine having your food picked up and handled by an Indian?

I do a number of pickup orders on doordash every month and all the fast food places have your bags sealed with a tamper sticker for a reason.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

I do a number of pickup orders on doordash every month and all the fast food places have your bags sealed with a tamper sticker for a reason.

Tamper seal or no tamper seal: I do not want any Indians anywhere within the general vicinity of anything I plan on putting in my mouth!!

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Well that's it. I saw a jeet trucker out in the wild today driving like a dangerous retard.

I work at a job where I have to get things off/on a truck (without being forklift certified). There are multiple instances where the jeet driver does not speak English or can only understand toddler level phrases. In order to know what the fuck to do, he calls his boss, who is most often a jeet, to translate. What should be a 3 minute drop off/pick up will take 10 minutes.

 

[Congo Dandy]

I hope the punch gave him brain damage.

That jeet fell into a fencing posture. That's a guaranteed sign of brain damage. Either the cameraman has legit punching power or the jeet has a weak chin. Most likely the latter.

Fencing posture knockouts are rarely seen in professional MMA and boxing. You can have all the skills and athleticism in the world but if you have a weak chin you'll never be a world class fighter. The ability to take a punch is genetically determined. You can somewhat improve your chin by building a stronger, more muscled neck but at the end of the day, it comes down to genetics. That's one of the main reasons why there will never be a successful jeet in combat sports. Their lack of athleticism, strength, lung capacity, muscle mass, and reaction time compared to other races hinders their ability to fight.

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

I hope the punch gave him brain damage.

It's a jeet. Would brain damage even make a noticeable difference?

 

[Nopenopenope]

Jeet cyber incompetence implicated in the worst hack of a UK retailer in history, costing £300 million so far and severe loss of face:

Indian IT giant investigates M&S cyber attack link

 

[Back me up!]

That jeet fell into a fencing posture. That's a guaranteed sign of brain damage. Either the cameraman has legit punching power or the jeet has a weak chin. Most likely the latter.

Fencing posture knockouts are rarely seen in professional MMA and boxing. You can have all the skills and athleticism in the world but if you have a weak chin you'll never be a world class fighter. The ability to take a punch is genetically determined. You can somewhat improve your chin by building a stronger, more muscled neck but at the end of the day, it comes down to genetics. That's one of the main reasons why there will never be a successful jeet in combat sports. Their lack of athleticism, strength, lung capacity, muscle mass, and reaction time compared to other races hinders their ability to fight.

Case in point:
"India’s #1 8-0 Prospect just got brutally KOd in 45 seconds #RoadtoUFC"

https://x.com/cannonier_szn/status/1925559684968198246

The comments are hilarious:



Turns out its all scamming do to his name and looks:

India's MMA scene is bullshit and I'm glad its new star has been destroyed in the UFC. As someone that worked in that industry, here is why...

I've seen this video below go viral (along with the one where
@anshuljubli_
says he could beat Khabib- lol!) and I have no sympathy for the mockery he is receiving after his second humiliating loss in a row in the UFC.

The main reason for this is because I know he has partly made it this far because of his connections to India's elite and necessary subservience to Indian nationalism. Add in his Bollywood aesthetics and the fact he speaks perfect English and of course India would push him to the ufc, despite the fact he is clearly not ready for this level.

As someone previously employed by India's biggest MMA org, I know that connections to certain gyms and individuals are deemed more important than actual ability to be pushed as the face of Indian MMA. This is Jubli, and the same goes for Bharat Kandare.

The fact is, much better fighters can be found in rural Punjab and Kashmir and beyond, but without Mumbai connections they do not get the push someone like Jubli gets. The powerbrokers of Indian MMA have not been smart enough to see the humiliation for India on the horizon. They instead danced to the sound of Jubli brazenly telling people he could beat Khabib, because what could make a man more popular in India than saying he could beat the Muslim GOAT?

This Jubli loss is the second humiliation for Indian MMA after Kandare. Maybe the third time will be a charm and we will see changes. But if we can take understanding about sport in India from a recent interview by soccer legend Igor Stimac (recently resigned India national team coach), then I don't think India will ever learn.

However, for any Indians looking for MMA hope, as always the Punjabi Sikhs come to the rescue, on this occasion via the diaspora. Arjan Singh Bhullar won a One FC world title already, Kiru Singh Sahota is one of the best bantamweights in Europe, and Mansher Singh Khera will reach the very top too. They have achieved so much partly because they are free from the shackles of India, which would value their skills less than the ability to "kiss ass", as Mr Stimac put it in his recent interview.

For promoters, they should know no Indian MMA audience exists. Other than for cricket, there is no national support for any sport. But there is regional state identity which can be as different as France is to England, all within India.

Thus, to penetrate the "Indian" audience, promoters need to understand trying to appeal to India's middleclass by promoting a Bengali background fighter works as much as trying to promote a Punjabi by having them wave around an India flag. It's like promoting a guy from New York by having him wear a cowboy hat.

Like nearly all its national sport, India's MMA will not prosper under the country's corrupt regime. So if the UFC wants someone from those regions to flourish and help grow the sport, they must stop trying to do it through the lens of "India" and all that it entails.

https://x.com/JazzTheJourno/status/1889044946436358411

 

[Coldgrip]

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It's like watching rats swarm.

 

[NoBueno]

Thank you Mr. Gates maybe i was wrong about you

The incest is lowering

 

[The greater a'tuin]

"India’s #1 8-0 Prospect just got brutally KOd in 45 seconds #RoadtoUFC"

Well, now I know who would win an India-China war.

 

[Chickenpolar]

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[quaawaa]

The comments are hilarious:

They banter as well as they fight: