Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

They're all united by their jealousy of his rockstar lifestyle and fear of his big brained libertarian political takes, they had to find a way to silence him.

He's said that his church hates him because he's a hecking free love chad that brings both his girlfriend and wife to church and does coke in the bathroom during service, but that's a completely legitimate reasons for a church to show concern. Did he think they'd go "hell yeah, brother! Let us know if you need to use the Reverend's office to fuck your mistress, we'll cover for you!"?

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I just picked the interesting ones. There's a lot more. He actually started his morning with a cum tweet.

Nick's been on a roll recently. Admitting to a bunch of shit. He was trying to go Rogan mode.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

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This totally screams repentance and shame for your actions. Why didn't you say that last part to the Judge during your sentencing Nick?

 

[DemsBNutz]

I was sitting in my car having a smoke in the parking lot of a Dallas Hilton when I heard. Where were you when Nicky Got Arrested?

I had watched the stream from the night before up till the denny's joke and baldo insulting Kurt. I guess belittling your guests was a regular baldo feature by that point. I had stopped watching months before that.. As the balls no balls stick had devolved into dumb boring topics and tropes.. That night I toured the farms as I needed more info ( lurked for years) When I heard he got arrested, the farms was my first destination.. The powder clips were everywhere! Still took me time to finally make an account. Glad I did you all are a great pool of fun folks. Educated ADHD autistic SOBS and DOBS.. Chosen family that tells you when your dumb, lame, or being autistic about a topic. Or when you deserve a drink even if it's something you don't do often. I would have a ale with you all.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If he 3 peats i will stop referring to Nick Rekieta as the Lebron of Lolcows and move him into the Kobe of Lolcows.

He is currently not in the running.

There is going to be a mutiny if he isn't a choice.

Look at what they have to do to stand a chance. Might as well cash the triple crown at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t know why you’re even humoring the idea. She never gave the kids alcohol at all.

This is exactly why Balldo tells these lies. Because idiots believe them.

 

[Vibralldo]

Look at what they have to do to stand a chance. Might as well cash the triple crown at this point.

We WILL write Nick in if he isn't an option

 

[Swole McPole]

Reminder: the expert was this idiot
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-18952444

The state must have really been shitting itself when confronted with the prospect of this guy's testimony.

Just when I think Rekeita can't possibly be any more retarded, somebody posts something like this and reminds me that his idiocy is fucking limitless.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is exactly why Balldo tells these lies. Because idiots believe them.

There's like 40 people left that watch him because they still have a parasocial relationship from the Depp trial and Dabbleverse retards that give Nick a pass because he hates Aaron

 

[Lonely khan]

America is full of variations on a country theme, and though Southerners do it best, the Midwest, including the Upper Midwest, has its strain.

Respectfully brother, no shit. I married a hick from the north, who rode horses as a little girl and raised chickens. No part of the country has a monopoly on a rural lifestyle, nor do i dislike rural people. I just don't like posers.



The two types I've encountered most in my life are purity testing mall punks and the try hard hicks with clean work boots and a Stars and Bars sticker above their Michigan license plate. Its not that he's country, its that he's so obviously not country but would tell you he is if he thought it would make you think he is cool.

Spoiler: When its was all said and done

 

[Dan of Steel]

Me hoping something funny can still happen today on the one year anniversary of the Balldo Pope getting arrested. The Bodycam coming out, him getting arrested again for pissing hot, I'll take anything at this point.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

You had the chance to buckbreak the government and score an undisputed W, get your kids back and do a victory lap.......and instead decided to be CPS' bitch for the next six months and beg and cry for use immunity.

The state must have really been shitting itself when confronted with the prospect of this guy's testimony.

Who would win?
The biggest Quora crack expert or one little Candy Yoshi?

 

[AIM Henchman]

What a disingenuous cuckold.

Using his own children as a shield in his "I never said that happened specifically" narratives. I would wager his daughter's 'confession' was an apoxia-induced hallucination after gooning to "Dad catches babysitter" porn. Why did it take a year to come out if you had the best family dynamic and communication that CPS had ever seen (according to your claim)?

We are all supposed to ignore his own CPS investigations, in fact, he even used them the keep aspects of his criminal case hidden from the public. But why wasn't the nanny's supposed investigation announced via town crier?

And to top it off, to call the boss and Karen-out about how they needed to be fired. I know we all have accepted that Nick abandons every principle he once claimed, but this seems particularly egregious.

It's pathetically obvious that his only means on introspection is finding someone else's actions to blame his downfall on.

 

[Swole McPole]

Hell, there are California cowboys, and not even all of them are Mexican. Cowboy music, too. Buck Owens and Dwight Yoakam stand as emblems of the Bakersfield sound in country (sure, Owens was born in TX, but early moved West and west-er), and Owens influenced people like Merle Haggard and Brad Paisley.

This is on continuous repeat in our house.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He keeps mentioning this big conspiracy, but he's yet to actually say why all these random, unrelated people would want to come together and conspire to ruin Nick's life if he's innocent.

Because they’re NERDS and Nick is COOL.

That’s sophisticated Nick Rekieta logic for you.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

They are just jelly he has a wife and a side piece!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s a shame Nick didn’t do the DMT immediately. It’s the closest you can get to getting a course-correcting, white light spiritual experience on demand — if that’s what you’re seeking. Nick probably would have just wanted to talk to the elves about the Balldo and Aaron’s goo.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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How does Nick manage to make drugs sound so incredibly uncool?

It’s a shame Nick didn’t do the DMT immediately. It’s the closest you can get to getting a course-correcting, white light spiritual experience on demand — if that’s what you’re seeking. Nick probably would have just wanted to talk to the elves about the Balldo and Aaron’s goo.

Maybe DMT would have helped Nick come to terms with his homosexuality.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It’s a shame Nick didn’t do the DMT immediately. It’s the closest you can get to getting a course-correcting, white light spiritual experience on demand — if that’s what you’re seeking. Nick probably would have just wanted to talk to the elves about the Balldo and Aaron’s goo.

Allegedly, and according to over 200 4chan /qa/ posts: if you mix it with angel dust, bath salts and ecstasy all at the same time the elves will not only listen to your story but they will also fuck your wife.

 

[Lurking9e9]

It's so tiring, Nick is rapid firing lies again.
He confirmed a long time ago how Aaron was the one feeding his kids spaghettios.
Now his kids were always fed, never wore the same clothes.

 

[daffodils]

Nick is on Hunley's show right now.