Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 24.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.2%

  • Total voters
    258
He didn't have to be perfect, but he seems to have embraced the antithesis of what he used to stand for.
I lost interest in watching him when the drinking started taking over the regular content, but I think he could have maintained a steady career in that vein if he'd been able to control himself.

All he had to do was not start swinging and taking coke, but apparently that was too much to ask of a man born with a silver spoon clenched between his pockmarked buttocks.
 
I genuinely hate that we have to address all of this CPS stuff again... but for the record:

In my deep dives into Spicer/New London/Willmar, it takes about 3 clicks to find out that all three Rekieta girls attend the Main Pointe School of Dance. This is not new news. There have been posts about it previously.

That means that Naomi Hinz (nee Lueders - the name she uses professionally) was the first out of the gate to report on NICK and KAYLA in February of 2023.

I haven't looked up statutes but I can guarantee that any neglect of a hungry child would not legally fall on the shoulders of a LIVE OUT NANNY.

I should also note that there are many members of the Evangelical Covenant Christian Church whose daughters take classes there. That doesn't mean all that much, however. It is a large dance program and the only game in town.

I cannot believe Nick is - yet again - bringing his kids into this.

Edit to Add: The other instructor is Amanda McCain (she only teaches 1x/week). Amanda's mother-in-law, Connie, was active in the Evangelical Covenant Church of New London before she died in 2022. Obit here. Even more interesting is that it appears Amanda's father-in-law is a Pastor (though the name Mike McCain is pretty common):
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A little side note: with other girls at church in dance, if the Rekietas weren't so awful and unfunnily WEIRD, they'd have had their driving crisis solved, at least for dance. The other girls are probably all in carpools, so that instead of going to the dance place 4-5x week, you pool with other families and each does like one drop off and one pickup for the group. This is what Lincoln Navigators are built for. And is usually a lifeline for dance parents.

These kids are never spoken of as having friends over (horror) or being over at other kids' houses. They are isolated in every way by their drugged-out asshole parents.


I’m not a lawfag either but I need to do continuing ed for my career to keep my credentials current. It basically amounts to:

“Is your license still in good standing? Ok, pay $100, read this book and learn about the new updates to regulations, then take this test.”

It’s not rocket science.
No test required. 45 hours CLE every three years. They don't even have to be in person anymore. Most if not all don't even have to be live webcasts anymore. So you can even (theoretically) take them at 4 am and still get in your daily thrill embarrassing yourself tweeting like an unhinged mean girl during breaks.
 
If it's like any other field then it's not a big deal, I just think he really, REALLY doesn't want to. We're closer to him streaming videogames or talking about politics than him ever going back to anything resembling law.
I think it would have been one thing if he had told them immediately and worked with them/established some sort of timeline for how he was going to get back up to date, but the fact that he has just sort of passively let his license become invalid for such a long period of time kind of makes it a somewhat bigger deal and that's not even taking into account whatever trouble his felony conviction/non-conviction is going to give him in getting reinstated.
 
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It’s not like he’d try for a 4th year anyway, let him have this final victory
If he 3 peats i will stop referring to Nick Rekieta as the Lebron of Lolcows and move him into the Kobe of Lolcows. He already has the sexual indiscretion, the attempt to offload the indiscretion to a close 3rd party "I should have just paid her a million dollars like Shaq does with all his bitches" now he just needs the 3 peat. We haven't seen peak Nick, we think rock bottom was his arrest. But nick is the type of dude to take a jackhammer to rock bottom. Nick is about to Transend lolcow and enter the Horror-Cow phase. I don't think anyone knows, myself included, how dark things are going to get. He's either gonna fuck up asking a fed to put a hit on Aaron, try to run over the nanny on main street or family annihilate. It's past the point of "I need to convince my audience of my lies" and entering "I need to get revenge on the people who exposed my lies". Dark Times Ahead.
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I think if Nick shows this to the judge, he could probably knock a year or two off his probation.

Edit: Missed his ballad for April at the end:
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"You're no artist!"
"No talent!"
"You're nothing!"
"Respect the Silence it is the foundation of Art"
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Northern tryhard hicks are the worst. Nick is not outdoorsy, he isn't from the south and him listening to basic bitch country as a trust fund baby from Minnesota fits the tryhard hick persona perfectly. I knew he reminded me of people I hate at a subconscious level, now i now why. I know a lot of these people who waved around confederate flags and were born and raised in Illinois, Wisconsin and Minnesota. I have no issue with a guy from Alabama raising his stars and bars, but its poser shit for great lakes peoples. Fake Degen, Fake Hic, Fake Lawyer, Fake Father, Nick is a poser and can never be cool.
 
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No test required. 45 hours CLE every three years. They don't even have to be in person anymore. Most if not all don't even have to be live webcasts anymore. So you can even (theoretically) take them at 4 am and still get in your daily thrill embarrassing yourself tweeting like an unhinged mean girl during breaks.
I think it would have been one thing if he had told them immediately and worked with them/established some sort of timeline for how he was going to get back up to date, but the fact that he has just sort of passively let his license become invalid for such a long period of time kind of makes it a somewhat bigger deal and that's not even taking into account whatever trouble his felony conviction/non-conviction is going to give him in getting reinstated.

He used to be a lot more functional and educated people about the law. He streamed himself doing CLE once or twice (I believe, he did this. He did it with taxes at least that many times). He could have done that again and talked about the seminar topic. I see no issue with it because the YT watchers cannot take credit for the class.

He just did not want to put in effort of any kind.

If he 3 peats

He is currently not in the running.
 
We get it Nick it was all just one big conspiracy: the police, the state forensic lab, cps, teachers, everyone at your church, your in-laws, your nanny, your kid's dance instructor, they're all in on it.
Yes the idea a dance teacher would report to child services just cos one time a child said they were hungry is God damn ridiculous. Even more amazing, Nick uses that same report to attack the nanny.

Talk about having your cake and eating it too.
 
He is currently not in the running.
>he can't be that drunk he has five kids he drives around
>okay he likes to drink, but whatever, it's a free country, there is no way he's doing coke
>okay maybe he got a line from someone at a bar, no way he has a safe full of cocaine

>Hedonism? No way, hes a devout sunday school teacher
>Okay taking your wife on a trip is one thing, no way hes wife swapping, he's a trad dad
>Gay Sex with Aaron? No way, hes just wife swapping

>He can't 3 peat

Some talent is undeniable
Some talent is inevitable.

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I know voter fatigue kept MJ from 3 straight MVPs, but I'd like to think the average farmer is smarter than the average NBA MVP voter.

i know its your thread brother, im just talking shit. Maybe it is bossmans year and us Uncs and oldheads need to move on
 
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The thing that bothers me most about Rekieta is the absolute refusal to change. People are allowed to fuck up, even massively, and society can and will handle it if true remorse is shown.
That used to concern me when I thought he was redeemable and was just going through a rough patch or something. There was a time when most people wanted to see him pull up and succeed.

Now I just want to see him fuck up his life even more and laugh at him.
 
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