Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
Remember his 'I don't know what people want!' whinge? It was well into the degenerate arc and past recovery. He passed away his audience what by pissing them off and telling them to abandon him.
“Maybe it’s the audience who doesn’t know what THEY want? But that’s ok. Did I tell you guys about how gay Aaron is? Aaron is SO gay that I developed an eating disorder like a teenage girl, what a fag”
 
If Nick had any brain cells left he'd take this massive, generational L and cut all ties with his Internet life. Go back to working local cases at your small town law firm, stop obsessing over Aaron fucking Imholte of all people, stop trying to claw your way back to a respected position online. You're too old and stupid to pull it off.

You had a good run, it was fun while it lasted, but singing karaoke alone and sober in your basement while your kids are trying to sleep is cringe. Stop being cringe. Just give it up and be a nobody like everybody else.

Nick is unable to practise law--both constitutionally and mentally. He lacks the proper mentality, personality, and acuity to do so. This is not merely limited to law, but every other form of employment he had where he disrespected (in word or action) the authority over him and the work itself.

Nick needs to come to grips that he is a total wreck (more than most people) and he will likely never fulfill the traditional role of father, husband, provider, and protector. BUT he should at least TRY to fake it for thr sake of giving his children and wife a simulacrum of normalcy and a chance of better life.

He will not do this. If he really cared, he'd get off the internet, get some job doing ANYTHING and accept parental help to cover the gap in income. He would try to reconnect with his wife, children, in-laws, and community. I normally disagree with giving cows advice, but Nick will never follow this advice.
 
That's two more things from Aaron's story confirmed, that's what, five in the last week/two weeks? I don't know how much Aaron has lied but he's certainly told the truth a lot more than Nick has.
I'm struggling to remember anything he's actively lied about. This is all I can come up with:
  • His timelines have been off, but that's not necessarily a lie.
  • His interest in buying the second home was a lie by omission. It seems he was discussing it far later in the timeline than we thought.
  • If Ashley reported to CPS and he was investigated, that's a pretty big lie by omission.
In other Dabbleverse/STMS updates, Keanu's hosting of STMS yesterday has been taken down. One assumes it's because she mistakenly showed PPP's butthole.
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It's clipped on the SteelToeBoringShow subreddit in which they actively encouraged people to report it.

Also, she speculated that the source of the emails sent to Aaron and Zumock concerning April were penned by Lemme. I can't readily find a pic of Lemme, but she was active in the pro-April Dabbleverse, and appeared on a few streams several months ago.
 
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He will not do this. If he really cared, he'd get off the internet, get some job doing ANYTHING and accept parental help to cover the gap in income.
As time goes on I really think that Nicks parents are a big part of the problem. From what we know of them I think Nick is extremely like his mother temperament and proclivities wise and his dad just exists to smooth things over and "make it work" so to speak. I think she's probably also an alcoholic but mostly keeps it together - it fits with Nicks mostly unchecked descent into alcoholism. A lot of times if there's a person in a family who has a drinking problem but kind of has a lid on it then it gives cover to somebody like Nick who's totally burning their life down because it makes the entire situation too socially complicated to address.
 
One day he'll blurt out "even my daughter did more cocaine than Aaron!" and then defend it to the death like it's a totally sane thing to have said.
The more time passes with him facing no real consequences for his actions the more loose-lipped he's going to become. All the brain damage from huffing nitrous probably also speeding that process along.

By the end of the year I expect him to be boastfully admitting to all kinds of crazy shit.
 
He will not do this. If he really cared, he'd get off the internet, get some job doing ANYTHING and accept parental help to cover the gap in income. He would try to reconnect with his wife, children, in-laws, and community. I normally disagree with giving cows advice, but Nick will never follow this advice.
I love how he doesn't think "I had a great life", I think he realized how much he hated it despite being the dream of many people. It's so similar to your typical "married man troons out" stories with all the dick sucking included.
 
As time goes on I really think that Nicks parents are a big part of the problem.
Nick's parents were never parents, I think that is basically the entire problem. He never had to grow up and got to stay a spoiled little toddler his whole life, never facing repercussions that mommy and daddy couldn't buy away or smooth over until now. The dad's letter to the court basically confirmed that he would cover for his son regardless of his behavior.

Everything over the last few months has been pretty entertaining tbh.

-Nick going to Hackamania so people could laugh at him, not with him, and him failing to understand that.
-Every attempt to dunk on Aaron results in more incriminating behavior for Nick, consequences or not.
-Potential of the bodycam getting released shredding what remains of Nick's sanity until his ego collapse is complete.

He won't change anything. He'll continue to cope and seethe and huff gas until he becomes an invalid. Addiction kills eventually.
 
"The kids were never around" just turned into "the kids were rarely around".
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Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t 3x Race Car Destroyer, Coomalot, say point blank that Nick was spending 20k on drugs a month? Goddamn Nick is stupid. I hope he’s reading this and hitting himself like a sperg realizing he outed himself.
 
I'm not a lawfag so I don't know how it works, but I assume that for him to be reinstated he needs to take some type of test, like a continuing education thing that is common in other fields.
I’m not a lawfag either but I need to do continuing ed for my career to keep my credentials current. It basically amounts to:

“Is your license still in good standing? Ok, pay $100, read this book and learn about the new updates to regulations, then take this test.”

It’s not rocket science.
 
I'm not a lawfag so I don't know how it works, but I assume that for him to be reinstated he needs to take some type of test, like a continuing education thing that is common in other fields.
If it's like any other field then it's not a big deal, I just think he really, REALLY doesn't want to. We're closer to him streaming videogames or talking about politics than him ever going back to anything resembling law.
 
Comeback is going great.
Down another 1k.
King of Lawtube.
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He’s just slowly returning to the normal largely unwatched streamer where he does what he wants (which is sing karaoke poorly and tell unfunny sexual jokes) instead of being a big lawstreamer bringing on an interesting panel of guests who talk while he just drinks and chimes in occasionally. Good thing he still has a youtube or else he’ll be driftless on other platforms fully completing his Ralph cycle.
 
If it's like any other field then it's not a big deal, I just think he really, REALLY doesn't want to. We're closer to him streaming videogames or talking about politics than him ever going back to anything resembling law.
If he even has the ability. He's clearly a mess, his brain is a mess (even after a year of 'sobriety'), his attention span is shot and, most importantly, this dopamine chasing addict would do anything else than study.
 
The more time passes with him facing no real consequences for his actions the more loose-lipped he's going to become. All the brain damage from huffing nitrous probably also speeding that process along.

By the end of the year I expect him to be boastfully admitting to all kinds of crazy shit.

Hw has been compared to Ethan Ralph a lot, and that analogue is becoming more and more apt.

Nick will write this off as 'moral-fagging' or 'wanting an e-daddy', but he DID have a wholesome effect on Da Sektur. His Weeb War fans really looked up to him. He didn't have to be perfect, but he seems to have embraced the antithesis of what he used to stand for.

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t 3x Race Car Destroyer, Coomalot, say point blank that Nick was spending 20k on drugs a month? Goddamn Nick is stupid. I hope he’s reading this and hitting himself like a sperg realizing he outed himself.

Coomalot did say this number, but he and Nick walked it back as 'I'm so weetahded!'

I’m not a lawfag either but I need to do continuing ed for my career to keep my credentials current. It basically amounts to:

“Is your license still in good standing? Ok, pay $100, read this book and learn about the new updates to regulations, then take this test.”

It’s not rocket science.

Rocket scientists do not have many ongoing educations requirement.

Nick was not even at that level of mental strain--let alone credential licensure. He was a talking head that had to keep consistent political and cultural takes. There are plenty of hacks out there with less knowledge who have made a decade or more career of drifting successfully.
 
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