Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[beautiful person]

Anna is far from the only 40+ Swiftie, and far from the most pathetic or obssessive Swiftie. Which isn't saying anything about Anna, and everything about Swifties in general. Honestly, I could see Anna's interest in Swift going either way - she could be playing up a mild or non-interest for engagement, but she's also basic enough that her level of interest in Swift could be legitimate. It's smart to play off of the cult, even though Anna isn't very effective at it.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I am dying to see the headstand arc, Anna you have a green light, please proceed without caution
Also- isn't that middle bottle

one of those EZ-SQUEEZE bottles of dish detergent? The ones that you don't need to flip? Standing there with the cap on the top?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

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Zipline you say?

 

[cybercybe]

Zipline you say?

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On the recent episode of 1000-lb sisters, the Slaton's brother weighed in at 260 lbs, which was the limit for the zipline. They had to be careful because at higher weights, it's harder to stop the person at the end of the zipline.

 

[Barbarella]

She’s laughing through her tears at that story. If only her ego hadn’t been so big that she jumped to a guy hitting on her (which has never happened) to listening. She could have had natural baked cakes instead of skittles, twinkies, snickers and beef jerky we know she stopped for.

 

[Constellationzero]

Spoiler: Imagine this in the throes of an orgasm...

 

[crushedpuss]

It's actually pretty impressive that her delusional assumption that a random man would hit on her managed to drown out her impulse to immediately stampede in the direction of even a hint of available cake.

Assuming, of course, this actually happened, and she didn't immediately buy out his entire inventory and make this story up to hide her shame.

 

[pippeyyy]

The spandex material pulls too tight to still settle into her camel toe. A "camel-toe index", if you will.



She's fat and no one will have sex with her.

 

[Poopfart]

someone on Reddit pointed out this potential filter fail. Could be something in a pocket but another person pointed out they don’t think those shorts have a pocket. Who knows.

I can’t imagine how fucking huge she (and Alex Rod) are in person given they filter the shit out of their pictures and STILL look massive

 

[Brickley]

someone on Reddit pointed out this potential filter fail

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I can’t imagine how fucking huge she (and Alex Rod) are in person given they filter the shit out of their pictures and STILL look massive

I assume that’s something in her pocket, but I don’t doubt that she is using filters heavily.

The belly button sweat is disturbing me almost more than the crotch sweat… I’ve never seen that before. You know, the gym is just about the only setting where the black compression could pass for normal and it would have the added benefit of preventing the world from seeing her horrible crotch and belly button sweat. But no, our Type-A Anna has to be an attention seeking eyesore, and either doesn’t know or doesn’t care about the stains in every photo.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Anna is far from the only 40+ Swiftie, and far from the most pathetic or obssessive Swiftie.

For some reason, this sentence brought long-suppressed memories of the Twilight Moms roaring to the surface. You had to be there, but holy cow, watching an entire forum of 35- to 65-year-old women swoon over Edward Cullen, and stan Stephenie Meyer, was the best, most hilarious cringe, especially after Breaking Dawn turned out to be such a disaster.

And let's not forget about Disney adults, of which Anna is, however half-assedly, one. Or adult Harry Potter nerds.

So yeah, there are plenty of 40-year-old Swifties.

 

[Barbarella]

I’ve seen her put keys on the floor in videos, so I think that’s what’s in her pocket. She still uses filters but only a photoshop and had slip would be that weird.

Bellybutton sweat? Are y’all sure? That is not where navels usually are-aren’t they closer to the waist, which on her would be the top of the shorts.( Her insistence that her waist is right under her boobs notwithstanding.)

I assumed it was a food or soda stain. The crotch sweat is beyond my comprehension. I did not know there were sweat glands in that location. We’ve seen it on her before but I’ve never seen it on anybody else. Gross.

 

[PancakePredator]

I’ve seen her put keys on the floor in videos, so I think that’s what’s in her pocket. She still uses filters but only a photoshop and had slip would be that weird.

Bellybutton sweat? Are y’all sure? That is not where navels usually are-aren’t they closer to the waist, which on her would be the top of the shorts.( Her insistence that her waist is right under her boobs notwithstanding.)

I assumed it was a food or soda stain. The crotch sweat is beyond my comprehension. I did not know there were sweat glands in that location. We’ve seen it on her before but I’ve never seen it on anybody else. Gross.

That’s where the candy juice comes from.

 

[glass_houses]

That’s where the candy juice comes from.

WHY? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THAT IMAGE INTO MY HEAD? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

The crotch sweat is beyond my comprehension. I did not know there were sweat glands in that location.

I wonder if the crotch cutout in her compressions could have something to do with that weirdly placed sweat stains

 

[Jewish Shart]

I feel like her incisions would give her Hidradenitis Suppurativa

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Ilona reacts to Anna’s original Koko Head hike for more stair hike sperging:

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

That's a bag of protein chips in her crotch-sweat soaked shorts.

 

[Constellationzero]

someone on Reddit pointed out this potential filter fail. Could be something in a pocket but another person pointed out they don’t think those shorts have a pocket. Who knows.

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I can’t imagine how fucking huge she (and Alex Rod) are in person given they filter the shit out of their pictures and STILL look massive

My wife said it also looks like bad photoshop up the same side of the shirt.

R.W. Chambers wept.