Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[NuIItley]

If you don't hate me[...]

Not a single active poster of this thread "hates" you (using the literal definition). The only reason we keep egging you on (into humiliating yourself even further, with you somehow not realizing it at all) is because you keep replying to every single comment we make incessantly, it's as if you actually think you have a genuine point you need to make to us - oh wait. That's your actual thought process. My bad.
You are much more of a jester than anything else, really. The only way you could actually get people on here to GENUINELY hate you is if you started harming others by way of your own actions, which, won't happen, because you're far too non-intimidating/non-threatening. So, instead, you take advantage of small animals instead. Tells a whole lot about how pathetic you are as a person.
Your thread is only as big as it is because of your own actions.

Finally, took you long enough. AAAAAND it wasn't sexual art.
Looks like you made a fool of yourself.

Sure, keep telling yourself that. I'm sure that piece of artwork is meant to portray a father bathing his own daughter, right? Only that. No sexual intonation behind it. Nuh-uh. None at all.

 

[Gravemind]

You: Wrong!!!

Also you: Posts a screenshot proving I was right.

I love to see it.

Care to explain how it proves you right?

You do understand that the shit I am making fun of you isn't skin deep? Retarded, absolutely retarded.

Then why bring skin tone up at all? You do understand you have intense jealousy and envy for my fair skin compared to your sickly, brown pigment?

...Why are you lying? If you don't hate me, then what are you doing? Your gaslighting tactics don't work.

Where's the lie? You're coping hard right now and nobody has to hate you in order to think you're clown to be laughed at.

It's weird how often I have to explain this.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Not a single active poster of this thread "hates" you

You: NO ONE HATES YOU!!!

Also you: [Literal copium overdose just to say you don't like me]

Thanks for proving my point. You made my time cleaning my phone and it's carcass a very delightful one. I love being entertained.

The only way you could actually get people on here to GENUINELY hate you is if you started harming others by way of your own actions, which, won't happen, because you're far too non-intimidating/non-threatening.

Mfw x64x4 has no self awareness.

Sure, keep telling yourself that.

Show me a source that proves it was meant to be something sexual. I'll wait.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Don't act dumb on me. You know exactly what I mean: People losing IQ overtime (at least 3-5 points) as they grow up because of fluoride poisoning in the water.

And your country, on average, is 10 IQ points lower then the US. Funny how that works, isn't it?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

And your country, on average, is 10 IQ points lower then the US. Funny how that works, isn't it?

Sperg, you literally have a larger crime rate if we only count a certain, tiny demographic your country houses. You know, that 6.5% tiny demographic that is 52% of violent crime.

The 448 american mass shootings in 2024 say Hi, by the way.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

And your country, on average, is 10 IQ points lower then the US. Funny how that works, isn't it?

Don't act dumb on me. You know exactly what I mean: People losing IQ overtime (at least 3-5 points) as they grow up because of fluoride poisoning in the water.

That would make us equal in IQ, yet you don't need fluoride. But that's irrelevant to the fact your fursona is a big cat and nobody but you believes the cat was raped until you performed a amateur autopsy and came to that conclusion. Since a vet coming to the same conclusion would surely log it in an archive.

Wouldn't be surprised if the cat wasn't raped and you made it up. Or alternatively you did it.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Inb4 you fucking retards go and say: B-B-BUT HISPANICS!!!

Hispanics have always been added to the White category in the FBI, and people are posting DAILY on Twitter how some police departments have categorized BLACK MEN as white. So get the fuck out of here with your mental gymnastics.

But that's irrelevant to the fact your fursona is a big cat and nobody but you believes the cat was raped until you performed a amateur autopsy and came to that conclusion.

Bro, are you a marihuana user, or what? How did you even get to that conclusion? Retard.

 

[NuIItley]

[...]HATES
don't like[...]

There is a difference between hating somebody and slightly disliking them.

Mfw x64x4 has no self awareness.

Could you please clarify what you meant with this? Are you trying to say that I'm also non-intimidating/non-threatening? It's hard to actually respond to whatever "point(s)" (which typically consists solely of ad hominem, non sequitur, or name-calling. Two can play at this game.) you're trying to bring forward when you're this unintelligible.

Show me a source that proves it was meant to be something sexual. I'll wait.

You are purposefully shielding yourself from what is being directly presented in front of you. Unless you're a brain-dead retard - which, to be fair, you are actually pretty close to being brain-dead, there's no way you can look that image and interpret it as being non-sexual in its nature. You just can't, you'd have to purposefully go out of your way to say it isn't sexual.
I'll make it simple for you, it's as if you're basically plugging your ears with your fingers and going "alalalala I can't hear you".

 

[Gravemind]

Hispanics have always been added to the White category in the FBI

You sure seem to think you know a lot about American institutions despite not being an American.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

In the time honored cultural tradition of Mexican songs about criminals, I humbly present to you the Ballad of Claudio the infamous cat rapist.

Took a few tries to get it to upload correctly, sorry

 

[Vibe_Guy]

How did you even get to that conclusion?

You did a pretty good job egging me to the conclusion that if it happened you did it. Yet still can't be 100% sure but just judging on your testimony alone it's suspicious.

Also I don't smoke weed, I smoke solid fluoride off a spoon.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@DoNotFeedTheSneed may be right about him not being a cat rapist, but the more he denies it the more I believe he did it despite initially agreeing with @DoNotFeedTheSneed. The story doesn't add up, presumably due to retardation.

The main reason I say that is twofold:
1: Claudio has recently demonstrated that he is completely unhinged. He threatened to murder us, regularly tells us to kill our entire families, claims we're all possessed by demons, etc.
2: Claudio has no filter. He will regularly share embarrassing anecdotes about himself completely unprompted. Furthermore, he will reveal information about his family just to win the most inconsequential arguments in this thread.

As many of you have pointed out, especially @Sparkletor 2.0, there are a metric fuck ton of holes in his story. It changes at least 3 times every page, for one. I myself pointed out that he exhibits many signs of being a liar before.

The one thing creating doubt in my mind is that I believe that Claudio is genuinely so stupid that he either would've let the truth slip around 25 pages ago or he would have proudly admitted to it by now. Remember: he confirmed his dox with pride.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

While you people keep doing mental gymnastics that would make any Olympic athlete jealous, I wondered what could be the success rate for people like @Ruben Sim or your ilk to somehow illegalize people doing normal sexual appeal to what some call "furries", so, I thought about the following:

— Commonly known Universal History about humanity.
— Commonly known mythology known and taught in schools
— The entirety of common cinematography historical facts known by everyone.

Yeah, I give you a success rate of 0.69%

I still believe in you, good luck!

There is a difference between hating somebody and slightly disliking them.

Confirmation bias: This refers to the search for information that confirms one's initial belief while ignoring disconfirming information

Uh oh, looks like you disproved yourself all over again. Sucks to be you.

[LOGICAL FALLACIES BEING USED JUST TO IMPLY HE THINKS I COMMISSIONED CUB PORN, SOMEHOW]

I'm so glad you are not an investigator that works for the police in your city.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I wondered what could be the success rate for people like @Ruben Sim or your ilk to somehow illegalize people doing normal sexual appeal to what some call "furries", so, I thought about the following:

We've reached RSDS baby! This is only a good sign for what's to come. I love when my lolcows have this trait.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claudio sure is defending anthropomorphic animal cub porn for someone who isn't a furry pedophile.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

While you people keep doing mental gymnastics that would make any Olympic athlete jealous, I wondered what could be the success rate for people like @Ruben Sim or your ilk to somehow illegalize people doing normal sexual appeal to what some call "furries", so, I thought about the following:

— Commonly known Universal History about humanity.
— Commonly known mythology known and taught in schools
— The entirety of common cinematography historical facts known by everyone.

Yeah, I give you a success rate of 0.69%

I still believe in you, good luck!

No one in this thread wants to illegalize furry porn (to my knowledge). Where'd you get that from? You sure love straw-manning for a guy who loves pointing out fallacies.

You made my time cleaning my phone and it's carcass a very delightful one. I love being entertained.

Quick question: what was on your phone, and why'd you feel the need to delete it?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Quick question: what was on your phone, and why'd you feel the need to delete it?

Man I need to stop skimming through his messages, the shit this nigga admits to without us even questioning him is insane.

 

[Gravemind]

1: Claudio has recently demonstrated that he is completely unhinged. He threatened to murder us, regularly tells us to kill our entire families, claims we're all possessed by demons, etc.
2: Claudio has no filter. He will regularly share embarrassing anecdotes about himself completely unprompted. Furthermore, he will reveal information about his family just to win the most inconsequential arguments in this thread.

He's allowed to be as unhinged as he wants to be, retarded hypocrite. "Rules for thee but not for me", but unironically, all because he says so.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

He's allowed to be as unhinged as he wants to be, retarded hypocrite. "Rules for thee but not for me", but unironically, all because he says so.

That's how you win after all!

Man I need to stop skimming through his messages, the shit this nigga admits to without us even questioning him is insane.

This is what I mean when I say he would've slipped up on the cat rape point already

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This is what I mean when I say he would've slipped up on the cat rape point already

To be fair, the only reason we even know about the raped cat (who we totally don't know the culprit) is because Claudio randomly mentioned it out of nowhere.