Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
nick deflecting and blaming the nanny is like when a long running tv show suddenly introduces a new character and you're supposed to accept they were plot relevant despite never being mentioned before.
It's like how Disney Star Wars takes every insignificant offhand reference like the kessel run or the death star plans and give it its own movie
 
What is Nick going to do when the bodycam footage of his disgusting hovel drops and all his "friends" start clowning on him for content? Who will he turn to after he has to turn on these guys due to his rampant narcissism and inability to take an L for any reason? He already has to drip feed them things for them to make fun of him for like those awful selfies, dancing like a monkey to the tune of his chomo master's organ grinder.
Every show in the "Dabbleverse" just talked about bodycam of Stuttering John being caught in a routine traffic stop and it isn't like Nick's footage will be as entertaining as that so they'll probably ignore it.
 
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April’s arrest according to Nick

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Unrelated but it's really pathetic that Karl from WATP has been reduced to being a MAPtonne orbiter. He had a unique podcast gimmick and while obviously it benefits him business wise to network rather than being completely aloof, he networks with the most contemptable faggots imaginable.
 
Holy shit Kiki is cross examining Nick live! OUCH!
 

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