Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Sperghetti]

She likes claiming her disabilities for immediate gratification or pity. But getting SSDI would mean going to an actual professional doctor, probably doing multiple rounds of occupational therapy and facing some unfortunate truths of her mental state. She's not gonna do it.

Yeah, it would involve a level of commitment that Becky just does not exert anywhere, towards anything.

Her "disabilities" are like her claims of being Jewish or transgender. They're just transient things that exist as a way to immediately weasel herself into discussions or out of culpability, as the need arises.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

We did have Bex applying for SNAP back around when Jackson got sacked from his last gig. But got rejected.

Yeah but the stupid bint tried to claim that all the freeloading adults in her house ALSO needed SNAP AND she included them on her application like Mancy and SAD were underage orphans she took in. This was back when Jackson was still unemployed.

Now, with Jack making 150k a year, there's no way they'd qualify - because 150k is enough for two adults and a Minecraft baby to live if they aren't complete idiots. The fact that Becky also expects that 150k to cover two other grown-ass adults isn't something the SNAP board is very interested in. And actually, Mancy and SAD could do their own application (although it's pretty hard to get SNAP as a single adult).

Those wondering why she doesn't get a disability tugboat (besides whether she'd qualify), it's not an easy thing to get and Becky's "illnesses" are so ephemeral. Mild Autism and PPD are not typical diagnoses. And then, if you DO manage to convince a bunch of doctors, fill out all the paperwork exactly right, and receive your tiny check each month, people with Schizophrenia and legitimate illnesses get kicked off of disability all the time for stuff as simple as "doing too well." It's a ridiculous system to navigate for very little reward - probably barely enough to cover her weed for the month.

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Shit is definitely getting really real. Mami and Papi have made a clearly unplanned visit to help their BPDaughter not end up in the boobie hatch.

Also, they aren't wrong about what happened, Becky.


I wonder if they're going to take control of lawyers and real estate agents, etc. Daniel is probably so relieved he can communicate with Becky through a sanity filter.

 

[salt]

Becky. You are an adult. You can actually tell your parents not to visit if you don’t want them there. But that would mean letting go of the fancy stuff they buy for you, I guess.

I also don’t think her parents actually think that. She’s previously stated they only consider Jackson her legitimate husband, which makes sense since they’re relatively normal people.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Yeah but the stupid bint tried to claim that all the freeloading adults in her house ALSO needed SNAP AND she included them on her application like Mancy and SAD were underage orphans she took in. This was back when Jackson was still unemployed.

Now, with Jack making 150k a year, there's no way they'd qualify - because 150k is enough for two adults and a Minecraft baby to live if they aren't complete idiots. The fact that Becky also expects that 150k to cover two other grown-ass adults isn't something the SNAP board is very interested in. And actually, Mancy and SAD could do their own application (although it's pretty hard to get SNAP as a single adult).

Those wondering why she doesn't get a disability tugboat (besides whether she'd qualify), it's not an easy thing to get and Becky's "illnesses" are so ephemeral. Mild Autism and PPD are not typical diagnoses. And then, if you DO manage to convince a bunch of doctors, fill out all the paperwork exactly right, and receive your tiny check each month, people with Schizophrenia and legitimate illnesses get kicked off of disability all the time for stuff as simple as "doing too well." It's a ridiculous system to navigate for very little reward - probably barely enough to cover her weed for the month.

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Shit is definitely getting really real. Mami and Papi have made a clearly unplanned visit to help their BPDaughter not end up in the boobie hatch.

Also, they aren't wrong about what happened, Becky.

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I wonder if they're going to take control of lawyers and real estate agents, etc. Daniel is probably so relieved he can communicate with Becky through a sanity filter.

lol her parents don’t think she’s disabled, maybe mentally. Shit must be getting real at casa cuck, I wonder why exactly they’re visiting and how fast everything’s moving behind the scenes. I’m sure they’re there to help bail out their retarded faildaughter in some way, her ungrateful whining is icing on top of the cake she had to have and eat, too. Of course she resents them, they represent everything she could have if she’d ever put effort into anything besides her next yeast infection. Long term monogamous and unwavering commitment to one single soul, having raised a child into adulthood together, with expendable income and able to up and fly cross-country to financially support their adult daughter in rectifying her latest fuck up.

 

[Pargon]

Becky. You are an adult. You can actually tell your parents not to visit if you don’t want them there. But that would mean letting go of the fancy stuff they buy for you, I guess.

I also don’t think her parents actually think that. She’s previously stated they only consider Jackson her legitimate husband, which makes sense since they’re relatively normal people.

Religious parents can suck to have for oneself but they’re consistently awesome for people you don’t like to have. Faith is like ablative armor against self-righteous leftists. “Mom, Dad, Daniel is also my husband and there’s nothing you can do about it”

Mami: Not in the eyes of the state
Papi: And not in the eyes of God

Mami: And take your shoes off when you come inside our house, humans raised you

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I know "Incel" has become like "Nazi" in that its current popular use doesn't really reflect its meaning, but I truly don't think you can describe a guy who left a gross woman to have lots of sex with a (reportedly) less gross woman an Incel.

 

[Sperghetti]

Also, they aren't wrong about what happened, Becky.

That’s hilarious. Becky’s so into euphemizing what other people say about her that her tweets ends up reading like the word filter we used to have here.

She’s such an exceptional individual.

 

[Wargarbl]

I know "Incel" has become like "Nazi" in that its current popular use doesn't really reflect its meaning, but I truly don't think you can describe a guy who left a gross woman to have lots of sex with a (reportedly) less gross woman an Incel.

Since no one in their right mind would fuck Jackson, maybe she got Daniel and Jackson confused. It can be hard to remember which fat, sad human thumb is which.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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I know "Incel" has become like "Nazi" in that its current popular use doesn't really reflect its meaning, but I truly don't think you can describe a guy who left a gross woman to have lots of sex with a (reportedly) less gross woman an Incel.

“All of my wallets are sentient, what the fuck”

 

[Kheapathic]

I like how she writes Jackson into the solution; how she and her husband were dumped. Come on Becky, let's not be silly. As fun as it is to make gay jokes; I doubt Daniel was all whimsical about Jackson being around and saw him as a soul mate or whatever.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Those wondering why she doesn't get a disability tugboat (besides whether she'd qualify), it's not an easy thing to get and Becky's "illnesses" are so ephemeral. Mild Autism and PPD are not typical diagnoses. And then, if you DO manage to convince a bunch of doctors, fill out all the paperwork exactly right, and receive your tiny check each month, people with Schizophrenia and legitimate illnesses get kicked off of disability all the time for stuff as simple as "doing too well." It's a ridiculous system to navigate for very little reward - probably barely enough to cover her weed for the month.

Yeah the Farms have a consistently unrealistic/Hollywood conception of disability benefits. The reality of them- for people who have a true disability, not loser like Becky- is that they are a cruel joke. Nearly impossible to get on the first try even if you are a quadrapelegic retard with schizophrenia. Deliberately kept below the amount needed to actually survive anywhere in the country, but with penalties built in if you somehow manage to eke out a little income selling paintings or catsitting let alone being a Walmart greeter. It's pure distilled insanity.

 

[salt]

Yeah the Farms have a consistently unrealistic/Hollywood conception of disability benefits. The reality of them- for people who have a true disability, not loser like Becky- is that they are a cruel joke. Nearly impossible to get on the first try even if you are a quadrapelegic retard with schizophrenia. Deliberately kept below the amount needed to actually survive anywhere in the country, but with penalties built in if you somehow manage to eke out a little income selling paintings or catsitting let alone being a Walmart greeter. It's pure distilled insanity.

There’s also a huge paperwork burden just to make things extra awful for the people on it. Like people with Down syndrome kids need to prove their kids are still Down syndrome kids to the state on a regular basis, even though that is not the sort of thing anybody gets “better” from.

 

[Pargon]

There’s also a huge paperwork burden just to make things extra awful for the people on it. Like people with Down syndrome kids need to prove their kids are still Down syndrome kids to the state on a regular basis, even though that is not the sort of thing anybody gets “better” from.

Thank god there are people like Becky jumping up and down screaming their lungs out about state-sponsored sterilization for grade-schoolers trans rights. Gotta make sure the attention and money go to the right place.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"Vacation from Hell" - is she implying this is a vacation for her parents? Because I'm absolutely SLAMMING the X button.

Guessing they said something like:
"Beckah, you shouldn't be so shocked that the older man you stepped out on your husband with isn't interested anymore. He was willing to sleep with a married woman; he's clearly not someone with a strong moral compass who is to be relied upon."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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"Vacation from Hell" - is she implying this is a vacation for her parents? Because I'm absolutely SLAMMING the X button.

Guessing they said something like:
"Beckah, you shouldn't be so shocked that the older man you stepped out on your husband with isn't interested anymore. He was willing to sleep with a married woman; he's clearly not someone with a strong moral compass who is to be relied upon."

That sad little gathering under a cheap gazebo was a “religious ceremony?” Was Daniel wearing the ceremonial unironed shirt and scruffy jeans dictated by custom?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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Based parents literally saying exactly what we've been saying for dozens of pages.

You weren't married. You should stop being silly. Get over it.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Father of your child > cuck husband

I bet she is very sad right now. I would be too. I almost pity her - almost.

If she has any ability to be honest with herself she’ll begin to have more respect for traditional family structures and expectations. Like not sleazing around & scrolling a fetish site all day when you’re married with a child who needs a stable home.

Instead, she’ll probably double down instead of grow & learn. As lolcows tend to do.

You know what- I’ll go against the grain here and say Jackson and Daniel both mistreat(ed) Becky in their own way.

No man should marry a woman & then encourage that woman to go to weird orgies with strangers, post their body online, or pick up younger boyfriends. I can’t imagine hating myself so much that I would stay with a man who permitted/encouraged/engaged in such things. Just because Becky allows it or also does it does not absolve Jackson. Jackson is still a slimy worm of a man and he is doing Becky a disservice every single day.

And Daniel should have thought before getting her pregnant. He KNEW what she was like & went into the pregnancy with the expectation that Becky would change. That isn’t actually fair to the baby OR to Becky. Daniel should have told Becky straight up - no more sleazing around & do more work around the house. THEN we will have a baby. He did the order in reverse and when it didn’t work out (surprise, surprise) he bailed on the now mother of his child. Now everyone is worse off. This makes Daniel an asshole.

(Not even salty about him bailing - he has little choice. Its irritating that he went into IVF with the expectation that Becky would somehow CHANGE after the fact instead of make her do the work PRIOR to conceiving.)

Both men are trash & should take a long look in the mirror. Becky probably does feel unloved because - honestly? If Jackson and Daniel loved Becky in a healthy way, they wouldn’t do half the shit they’ve done.

Would Becky allow for them to make healthy choices? Nope - she’d have a fit. That doesn’t mean you cave to her. These men are weak as hell.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Yeah, the men in Becky's life are weak scumbags, but what sane partner would put up with Becky's shit for even a minute? Becky is a really extreme example, but there are much less crazy variants of her out there: she can't be with someone unless she can control and manipulate them, and she can't respect anyone she can control and manipulate.

 

[Umaibae]

Everyone here is retarded, and we get the entertainment.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Based Mami & Papi.
How DARRRRREEEEE they call a sham a sham.

I wonder what they say about Hannuhs flat head.