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I think it’s the “gay male” flag, which looks like toothpaste and seems to be exclusively used by pooners.
They shouldn't have ever started making individual flags after the original rainbow one was created, nor added retarded shit to the original. Now people demand a flag exists even for People That Have Gay Sex Every Second Tuesday At 7:00PM.
 

This could easily go in the Ls thread, but I figure this thread doesn’t get as much love. Had this one show up in my TikTok feed.

Pooner laments she doesn’t get as much pussy as when she was a butch dyke. No shit, no one wants your smelly dried up vag or receding hairline dumbass self.

Should have stayed a lesbian, retard. Actually, I’m glad you took your mentally ill self out of the dating pool. Now fuck off.

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She uploaded some before pics. Transitioning was a total mistake. From decent looking masc lesbian to a balding middle aged neckbeard. What a downgrade.


 
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"How Ben got his Penis" - a story about the "hot dog bun" style surgical technique. From the New York Times.
I think this probably peaked me a little to see this insanity from this legacy media giant NYT.
lmao the photo they chose for the article header. Tiny bearded mama looks down lovingly at her newborn in the maternity ward.

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Article says she's 97 pounds and not even 5 feet tall. The littlest lil pooner!

That's a good read, hadn't seen it before. NYT really sucked the surgeon off, big yikes. Also claims phallo happiness rates are as high as 97% despite 70% risk of complications. Dumbass pooners if remotely true.
 
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This is great but also sad. Like, she's going to inch closer and closer to realizing what she's done to herself, and what she encouraged others to do. "Hendrix" used to be a hot, HOT butch lesbian, which is rare. She totally had nothing to gain by transitioning. I can see why Buck Angel stays in the delulu zone of saying "hey kids, don't do this, but I'm happy with my results!!!" It's going to suck for Hendrix realizing she fucked up a perfectly healthy, really good looking body. She looks pretty great for a TIF, but TIFs just have this really, really low appeal.

I understand the plight of the lesbian TIF. It's tough for butches who like femme women. Femme women often are bi and end up straight. Let's face it, in the bedroom, there's nothing a lesbian can do for you that a man can't plus dick.

It's all guitar songs about vaginas until the femme party thinks "dick sure is fun, though."

But pooning out is not the answer. You will never have a real dick worth a damn. She'll STILL leave you for a real dick. Just hold out for that special lady who astoundingly finds a strap-on superior to real dick (no) or do the Melissa Etheridge serial monogamy thing.

But Hendrix had better odds than most of finding her Portia de Rossi.

She didn't have to go poony tunes.
 
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This is great but also sad. Like, she's going to inch closer and closer to realizing what she's done to herself, and what she encouraged others to do. "Hendrix" used to be a hot, HOT butch lesbian, which is rare. She totally had nothing to gain by transitioning. I can see why Buck Angel stays in the delulu zone of saying "hey kids, don't do this, but I'm happy with my results!!!" It's going to suck for Hendrix realizing she fucked up a perfectly healthy, really good looking body. She looks pretty great for a TIF, but TIFs just have this really, really low appeal.

I understand the plight of the lesbian TIF. It's tough for butches who like femme women. Femme women often are bi and end up straight. Let's face it, in the bedroom, there's nothing a lesbian can do for you that a man can't plus dick.

It's all guitar songs about vaginas until the femme party thinks "dick sure is fun, though."

But pooning out is not the answer. You will never have a real dick worth a damn. She'll STILL leave you for a real dick. Just hold out for that special lady who astoundingly finds a strap-on superior to real dick (no) or do the Melissa Etheridge serial monogamy thing.

But Hendrix had better odds than most of finding her Portia de Rossi.

She didn't have to go poony tunes.
I've been observing the plight of our Pooner lawyer over the past few days.
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This led to a pooner and major troon crossover with a Kiwifarms mention.
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It seems like she was attacked by a couple of troons.
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Here is a running archive of her Tweets. https://archive.ph/https://x.com/legaltweetz/status/*
 
This is the stuff the good folk of the pooner thread resist posting on a daily basis out of sheer decency and the absolute insane volume of these degenerates.
I have to confess I saw something traumatizing on reddit and decided not to go there anymore so I can no longer harvest content for this thread. That picture was seared into my eyes.

It made my beliefs on pooners do a flip. I refused to believe a human can make something disgusting enough that it makes me left the site out of fear that I would have to see something like that again. Whoever made it must be an abomination along with anyone that likes it

I don't want to know anything about them anymore. Pooners do not exist where I live outside extremely lib area I'm not in so it's not like I have to concern myself with one. Either way TTD and TPD
 
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This is very fucking selfish and not how Britain won the war.
It was like going out to milk my cows and stepping on a fucking mine

If you wonder what it is, I found a pooner account that has a pregnancy fetish, get pregnant, and she's now uploading vile shit with her child in the photo. It disgusted me so much that someone would do that to a child or have a child as a fetish instrument.
 
Pooners do not exist where I live outside extremely lib area I'm not in so it's not like I have to concern myself with one.
I'm afraid to say I'm seeing them in conservative rural places now. I see more pooners than troons these days. Troons, it seems, were mostly autistic sex pests and the socially retarded who wanted a hugbox. Pooners are part of a social contagion that can affect otherwise normal women when they sit in the fanfic section too long.

A philosopher once said, "It's all so tiresome." We can only hope trans ideology has peaked and that it'll go away in a few years. I'm not so optimistic.
 
I'm afraid to say I'm seeing them in conservative rural places now.
Consider: I live in a 3rd world shithole. While troons are in every country poons do not share this property.

How to be a troon: grow out hair, wear a dress, put on breastplate.
How to be a poon: HRT and surgical procedures

So if you're not in the first world it's obvious what would and wouldn't be there.
Pooners are part of a social contagion that can affect otherwise normal women when they sit in the fanfic section too long.
Women in my country read yaoi all day long and they're still women.
 
Case in point: Venezuelan pooners
If it's anything like in my country the entire population of trans right protesters pooners are located entirely in one university.

I don't think it'll spread anywhere else soon. Without the government enabling them it's hard to get their hands on hormones and we already know poons are too pussy to inject much less use black market HRT
 
If it's anything like in my country the entire population of trans right protesters pooners are located entirely in one university.

I don't think it'll spread anywhere else soon. Without the government enabling them it's hard to get their hands on hormones and we already know poons are too pussy to inject much less use black market HRT
To be fair, that's what we all hoped. That it wouldn't spread from tumblr/liberal universities/progressive cities/the anglosphere. And see where we are now. My country was way behind on that shit, but now that countries like the UK or Sweden are backpedalling, the useful idiot politicians in mine are only getting started. So don't be so sure your country is safe. The sane majority has to be vigilant and attentive, otherwise these things get pushed through before you know it.
 
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When will the medical and psychological institutions acknowledge that testosterone can act as a mood enhancer for many (perhaps most) women, and that combined with the belief that they are discovering their "authentic self" and actively shaping themselves according to their ideals (basically creating a much better version of themselves), this very often leads to feelings of happiness and euphoria?

Which in turn makes these young females believe they are on the right path and that "gender affirming care" is saving lives, while actually, in reality, it greatly damages the body (and the mind - you can't tell me that dissociating from your actual body, then spend an enormous amount of energy to make yourself and your surrounding believe you are actually the other sex, while purposely putting yourself through surgeries and in state of constant hormonal imbalance, which also effect your mental state, is healthy for your mind).

It's no different than body builders who take big amount of steroids and feel happy, euphoric, invincible and healthier, only to drop like flies at the age of 40 something. The key difference is that while bodybuilders are typically warned about the risks, many young females are being told this is the healthiest path for them.

I am so tired of this. This is clearly out there for everyone to see but no study is made of this because it's politicly incorrect to do so, and since no study is done, you can't point to such study/studies as a scientific proof that "gender affirming care" is harmful and that the idea of "gender identity" itself is as unscientific as any religious or spiritual idea out there and can effect mood, feelings and state of mind just as much. And so, trans activists and their allies tell us all that they are supported by science and that we "transphobes" are the science deniers.

Take people who are in a cult and you will find out that they are the happiest people out there and they are sure they are in a better place than people who are not in their cult, at least until that they realize they are actually not, if they ever reach that point. Does it mean being in a cult is healthy then? Shouldn't we encourage people to get into cults, seeing how happy and content they are? Of course not, because we recognize this is actually harmful in the long run. How is changing your body and mind because of this belief in "gender identity", to the point of risking death sometimes, is any different? It drives me crazy. Anyone who looks closely at the situation can see it, but we don't have studies to cite so it doesn't happening and we are the stupid primitive people who deny science.

To tell you the truth, we talk about how the tide is turning and all but I personally think that as long as the scientific community would not admit that "gender identity" is not a scientific concept and that "gender affirming care" is at the very least very physically unhealthy, we are still in a very, very bad place and are nowhere close to winning this.

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Talking about body builders and pooners, here is a combination of both. This is a subgenre I am quite familiar with at this point. They mostly look like men, but then you see they have suspiciously wide hips and shit like that that throws you off. Personally I think they look like chimeras.

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I remember reading some of the Tumblrs of crazy women who were convinced that Ackles and Padalecki were absolutely madly in love with each other, but they couldn't let the world know because it would be bad for their career and/or one of them had some deep trauma that stopped them from being together the way that they were obviously meant to be. When Paladecki married his wife Genevieve, the Tumblr nutjobs were furious, saying that Genevieve must have blackmailed him or some shit and she was pure evil etc.

It resembled nothing so much as those incredibly ill people with erotomania, who are convinced that a random celebrity is in love with them and sending them secret messages, only this time the celebrities are in love with each other and just need the Tumblrina to help them realise it.

Even when I was eyebrow deep in fandom, I always thought that the rpf people were bugfuck insane.
Wait…it’s hard for me to wrap my brain around this; but maybe it’s because I’m a slash/yaoi fanfiction.net writer weirdo fag from the early 2000’s up.

There are actually people women psyche-patients who think the yaoi/slash fantasies in their heads is legit and visualized/ represented in the media their fantasy pairing is from?

The fuck?

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I mean…that’s what made it so easy to write, there was no established canon for the relationship even if the pairing were married, most shippers would kill off the spouse and/or have them divorced. And then the world was was the “writers” play ground. Thinking that a pairing is real is just lunacy to me. And reading/writing that trash wasn’t something you just talked about in the open online, even with people who wrote/read it. Sure, there was interaction in the comments but mostly it was praise.

 
They mostly look like men, but then you see they have suspiciously wide hips and shit like that that throws you off.
I know these are women but refering to the last specimen with female pronouns doesn't feel right. The back acne on that specimen tho

What a waste of beautiful female bodybuilders. They could have been total goddesses if they shave their facial hair and grow out their hair. The lost potential is insane
 
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