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[Squirrel Nutkin]

How is the Pissed Off Lawyer on Medicare? Does she identify as 65 years old too? (Note for non US frens, people under 65 and some over are eligible for Medicaid, but AFAIK nobody <65 goes on Medicare no matter how disabled they are). Is she lying about all of this?

 

[Laura Vanderbooben]

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This is great but also sad. Like, she's going to inch closer and closer to realizing what she's done to herself, and what she encouraged others to do. "Hendrix" used to be a hot, HOT butch lesbian, which is rare. She totally had nothing to gain by transitioning. I can see why Buck Angel stays in the delulu zone of saying "hey kids, don't do this, but I'm happy with my results!!!" It's going to suck for Hendrix realizing she fucked up a perfectly healthy, really good looking body. She looks pretty great for a TIF, but TIFs just have this really, really low appeal.

I understand the plight of the lesbian TIF. It's tough for butches who like femme women. Femme women often are bi and end up straight. Let's face it, in the bedroom, there's nothing a lesbian can do for you that a man can't plus dick.

It's all guitar songs about vaginas until the femme party thinks "dick sure is fun, though."

But pooning out is not the answer. You will never have a real dick worth a damn. She'll STILL leave you for a real dick. Just hold out for that special lady who astoundingly finds a strap-on superior to real dick (no) or do the Melissa Etheridge serial monogamy thing.

But Hendrix had better odds than most of finding her Portia de Rossi.

She didn't have to go poony tunes.

I'm incredulous tbh. I've seen many a tranny/pooner have a brief moment of clarity, get a ton of attention for it (positive from gender crits, negative from trannies to farm victim points), and then retreat back into the fold when they are rightfully criticized and not accepted by TERFs unless they detransition. She's currently getting her ass licked by GC's but I'm sure the tides will change when the hardcore TERFs come out to treat her like the monster she is instead of infantilizing her out of some feminist female solidarity shit.

Didn't she get the thigh skin roll-up stitched to her stomach? It'll be even more attractive to plug back into The Poontrix instead of face what she did to herself.

Edit: Double checked. She did not in fact get the frankencock but she does look extremely rotted from the T. Hard to come back from.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Note for non US frens, people under 65 and some over are eligible for Medicaid, but AFAIK nobody <65 goes on Medicare no matter how disabled they are

Spoiler: Slight PL.

I have seen adults under the age of 65 on both Medicare and Medicaid; in my experience, it typically involves ESRD (end-stage renal disease) or ALS. You can read more about it here, if you're curious, but it's definitely relatively uncommon. I would be very interested in learning what she has going on to make her eligible before her time.

Thread tax: this painful poop-havin' pooner would rather have visceral pain during bowel movements due to suspected rectal atrophy than to get periods again. While some commenters suggest seeking care from a gastroenterologist, one asks: "Why is it not something cis men deal with?"
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Rectal Atrophy from Testosterone​

(CW/TW: Genitalia, Menstrual, bathroom excrements and med talks)
I feel I have rarely ever seen a discussion around the effects of T on the external of the rectum.
I have been on T since 2017 and since roughly 2020/2021 I’ve had to deal with an insane amount of external atrophy down below.
From the labias to around the vaginal opening and severely on my back door. I recently was off T for 5-6 months due to life and financials. It actually reversed dramatically except I was getting periods again.
With that being a fat NO from me, I finally started again. But almost 3 weeks in and the back door is UNWELL!! I can’t use the rest room without excruciating pain while wiping back there.
I’ve had a great OBGYN but they’re all the way down in a town I just moved from. They have helped me with giving estrogen topical creams and pill inserts. I didn’t wanted the cream bc of the mess but the tablets dont help as they go into the vaginal canal and aren’t directly targeting the atrophy back there.
I am not sexually active really so there’s no other frictions going on besides basic human functions.
Has anyone experienced this? Have you had to stay on an estro-based prescription to keep the atrophy at bay?
TO NOTE: I have no atrophy inside nor have the cramps been anything crazy- those come once and blue moon

A barely-literate homosexual TiF is upset that the feminine girls tend not to be as keen with rank, hairy women as they are with men. Look, if a woman is going to have to put up with misogyny and ass hair, why not at least put up with it from someone who could 1) protect her meaningfully in times of danger and 2) give her a family if she was so inclined? Lesbian FTMs, take note: normal lesbians and straight men have you beat in every regard, so try not to cry too much when you're picked last for dodgeball. It only makes you look even less manly.
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Is it bad I only seek out fem women?​

Late 20s
Tmale Warning 18+ and mention of bottom dysphoria.
Im thinking of finding a bi or pan girl to date. Straight women im going to have to give it a break. It’s just to hard right now.
The problem is i can’t date a masculine girl or boyish girl. A lot of queer women are masculine even if it’s a little bit. And if she dresses girly there always some kind of feminist agenda.
Nothing wrong with being a feminist but it’s something straight girl’s usually don’t do. And most queer women have a problem with macho men. They like there guy to paint there nails and go shopping together. Well…that’s not me.
Queer women and straight women just seem different.
If I find a queer woman can I ask her to dress feminine or at least ask her to keep her hair long. I feel like some of this has to do with insecurity.
I do love feminine women but I feel like part of it is my prejection of not being scene as straight enough because I’m a trans man.
I feel like I have to compete with my straight cis guy friends. I kind of over do my preference. It’s not a fetish but it’s also the same with pre op trans women. (That seems trans phobic as well knowing I only date trans girls with bottom surgery.)
I don’t want to date those women with out bottom because
I feel jealous and insecure knowing they were born with parts I could of had.
And them knowing they wish they had my parts would feel fucked up for me. I see my bottom half close of enough as a dick. For her to see it as feminine would be a deal breaker
Having the surgery would take that feeling away.
I have fear of my medical insurance not covering t anymore and that can make me overcompensate my man hood even more because of the lack of male hormones in my system.
To the point I run into misogynist territory. Being off t doesn’t make me less of a man, but it sure makes it harder to navigate as one.
I’m fighting hard to keep my testosterone.
Going on 5 years now
I’m already jealous my cis guy friends can easily get a girlfriend. But me I sit here miserable searching.
If I see anyone say I can’t be straight dating a woman.
I get furious! Like how dare you dont see me as straight am I not man enough!
I’ve got into arguments and yell to appear bigger but it makes me look like an unstable fool.
I would never yell at a woman who rejects me for wanting a cis man. But boy do I feel angry knowing I was rejected.
All well got to keep searching…
But know mater the queer gal, straight women will always sit different with me. And it sucks.

Does the "G" in TG stand for gender or grooming? With trannies, you'll never know: this post has 160 comments in which people speculate about how feeling uncomfortable and wanting to be a "person" instead of a woman is totes a sign that you're ackshully, like, just a dood inside, dood! Such a shame - if only people like OP would understand that all they need for their reflection to show who they are inside is hardcore steroids, their innards carved out, their birth certificates defaced and access to silicone funnels shaped like dicks so they can pee outside like regular boys do. It's just that simple.
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I can't help, but me mad at this trend/this kind of tiktoks​

(I cut out the username so please don't go harass that person.)
I hate how they LITERALLY describe how every single trans person feels and go "not in a trans way though". That EXACLY IS THE TRANS WAY. Like do they think we WANT to be in this body? No. We're trans because it's the second best thing. Ppl like them make it out as if being trans is a choice. It's not "not in a trans way" they just can't accept being trans. Every trans person feels like that, but we accept it to try to lessen that discomfort and not live in a sad "not trans way". Also the "I'll be a woman/be seen as a woman no matter what" is clear dysphoria and internalised transphobia. It IS in a trans way.
Ihope they realise it and the egg cracks one day, because this is not only harmful to the community, but themselves aswell. I know I can't make them want to be trans (I don't want to be trans either, but as I said, it's the second best thing), but this is just infuriating.

Spoiler: I used to hate being a woman until I realized I'm really a human being, so I must be trans!

 

[Xanthe]

She didn't have the rot dog installed. She cancelled and said it was because of Trump.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Does the "G" in TG stand for gender or grooming? With trannies, you'll never know: this post has 160 comments in which people speculate about how feeling uncomfortable and wanting to be a "person" instead of a woman is totes a sign that you're ackshully, like, just a dood inside, dood! Such a shame - if only people like OP would understand that all they need for their reflection to show who they are inside is hardcore steroids, their innards carved out, their birth certificates defaced and access to silicone funnels shaped like dicks so they can pee outside like regular boys do. It's just that simple.

Young girl complains about wanting to be seen as a person rather than a sex object and the poon crowd immediately try to groom her. Many such case

 

[scathefire]

I hope they become TERFs.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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How is the Pissed Off Lawyer on Medicare? Does she identify as 65 years old too? (Note for non US frens, people under 65 and some over are eligible for Medicaid, but AFAIK nobody <65 goes on Medicare no matter how disabled they are). Is she lying about all of this?

You can get Medicare if you are on SSDI and get through a 24 month waiting period, and for 8 and a half years after returning to work after being on disability.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Thread tax: this painful poop-havin' pooner would rather have visceral pain during bowel movements due to suspected rectal atrophy than to get periods again. While some commenters suggest seeking care from a gastroenterologist, one asks: "Why is it not something cis men deal with?"

I’m sorry, but what in the actual fuck



Then again, apparently pooners can develop large amounts of hair in/around their assholes, so actual atrophy or defecation issues directly caused by T affecting the area may not be too farfetched after all.

No seriously, what in the actual fuck

 

[Audit]

I’m sorry, but what in the actual fuck



Then again, apparently pooners can develop large amounts of hair in/around their assholes, so actual atrophy or defecation issues directly caused by T affecting the area may not be too farfetched after all.

No seriously, what in the actual fuck

I'm not too surprised. Vaginal atrophy is already a known symptom of testosterone abuse. Additional problems in the pelvic floor region seem reasonable. Further, I highly doubt the pooner's story of not being sexually active. She's definitely stuffing stuff up her ass.

 

[Chandelier]

I found an essay by a pooner about the fanfiction that led to her development of her "gay trans man" gender identity. She doesn't realize she (and many others like her) only pooned out because of her fetishization of male-male "ships" in fanfiction. No self-awareness, as expected.

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You missed a few bangers.

"I couldn't justify seeing a cis man written by cis people in a cis show going, 'hey he's me actually"

Funny. Plenty of FTMs do poon out canonically male characters because they see themselves in them or want to be them. In any case, their share of the fandom population has grown and fandom has gotten worse since then.

OFMD fandom actually made the actress who played that character come out as trans. They cracked her egg after waves and waves of pressure.

This also came from her tumblr:

I know this person because I once said she looks like an even more AIDS ridden Prince. She goes by DictionaryWrites on AO3 and has over 800 works, most of it original, nearly all of them having some kind of BDSM rape fetish. Once wrote a Harry Potter fic where she nobly told JKR to go fuck herself while still using her IP. Sounds like a butchered frog, too.

betting it all on filipina

That or Indonesian. I guarantee you none of those BL have any men darker than a Greek. This fellow noticed it:

Even Africans don't want niggers in their slash.

Also related:

 

[Plum Smuggler]

She keeps getting picked on by insane troons.


and this guy is very insane.

https://x.com/xcrying_sarahx/with_replies

 

[Pedophobe]

"I couldn't justify seeing a cis man written by cis people in a cis show going, 'hey he's me actually"

Fangirls are utterly terrifying. They've been ruining stuff since long before the TTTT craze got going.

 

[and I must scream]

this post has 160 comments in which people speculate about how feeling uncomfortable and wanting to be a "person" instead of a woman is totes a sign that you're ackshully, like, just a dood inside, dood!

That's what infuriate me the most about pooners and female enbies (so almost all enbies) - they say they want to feel like a person and don't want to be sexualized, and what their conclusion is? I'm a trans man/enby!

So basically you are saying that women like or are okay with being sexualized and not be seen as people. That's what you are saying. If not liking being sexualized and wanting to be seen as a person means you are not a woman, it follows that women are okay with being sexualized and not be seen as people. You are throwing all women under the bus right now, that's what you are doing. Fuck. You.

Not related exactly, but that reminds me something that I've wanted to rant about for ages but the Stinkditch isn't the place for it exactly. I'll put it under the spoiler.

Spoiler: about "sexualities"

It's not the same, but that reminds me things I've seen with fake sexualities. By fake sexualities I mean asexuality, demi-sexuality, allosexuality and everything in that realm. They post videos like "how to have sex with a demi-sexual" and such (they usually title it differently), and say things like "if your partner is demi-sexual, make sure to talk about what they are okay and not okay with beforehand!" - Are you not supposed to do this anyway?! Do you think "allosexual" people are just okay with anything and everything when it comes to sex and no communication is needed?!

I'm just pissed that they think they deserve some special treatment and consideration while this supposedly special treatment and consideration is actually what should be expected in sex in general. I swear, it seems that they think they are "demi-sexual" or whatever because they think other people just feel attracted to other people all the time, want sex all the time and are okay with everything. So now they think they are special and part of a small minority. Which makes them oppressed because the minority is always oppressed by the majority. No, you idiots, people don't always feel attraction to other people, they don't always want sex and they are not okay with everything. Especially women, probably. You are not special and you are not oppressed. Fuck off.

I know these "sexualities" are far less harmful than transgenderism, but I think they come from the same worldview of "we are automatically oppressed because we are minority so you should be considerate of us [=do everything we say, you will still be evil oppressors regardless btw]", while using the most average and common feelings and thoughts as a sign they are different than others. And if you try to suggest that maybe what they feel is not unique and could have other reasons (i.e. suggest that having no sexual drive could be stemmed from medical issues, depression or antidepressants), you are immediately a phobe, a bigot, an ableist, etc.

At some point all I can say is - die virgin, lmao.

 

[Rainbow Child]

So basically you are saying that women like or are okay with being sexualized and not be seen as people. That's what you are saying. If not liking being sexualized and wanting to be seen as a person means you are not a woman, it follows that women are okay with being sexualized and not be seen as people.

And what you're admitting to the Internet is that you're sexually attracted to objects, not people. Either that or "dehumanization" is just a placeholder in your mind and not a concept all its own.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

The back acne on that specimen tho

Steroid use.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Even Africans don't want niggers in their slash.

Niggers are for fucking, not for loving

 

[Xanthe]

Fangirls are utterly terrifying. They've been ruining stuff since long before the TTTT craze got going.

YES. They ruin a lot. I used to enjoy Harry Potter because my sister and mom loved it. We'd listen to the audiobooks on car trips. It was a lot of fun. It was never weird or dirty. But then fangirls started all this shipping BS and make it creepy and weird.

It made fan spaces impossible to be around.

There was some fan fiction of other things I liked. Especially if it was well-written, satire, and not pornographic. But the weird stuff overtook everything, so I didn't stick around very long.

Anyway, here's the latest from the Pooned Off Lawyer. I told you she's going through the 12 Steps of Leaving Poonery. She's realizing that short hair never made her a dude. And that porn is disgusting. And that troons act not only like men, but the very worst of men. They don't have any attributes of women, but are equally devoid of qualities good men have.

 

[AGP]

 

[Xanthe]

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"I'm becoming I'm a person I'm in love with" yeah, you're an autoandrophile.

 

[dead in hudson]

What a fucking apron belly just from a few months of hrt
Happy transitioning into boogie2988