Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

She would've fared even better if she familiarized herself with threads on Melton and Rekieta. At one point they accused her of revealing that April lives in Nick's cuck shack - if she read the thread she would've known that it was Kiwi Farms users who first figured it out based on pictures. And then she would have a lot of ammo to justify calling Melton a pedophile if she read his thread.
Even Aaron bent the knee to the Farms and made an account, there is no shame in it.

If she mined the forum for content like everyone else does, it would rejuvenate her show.
The first time I saw Keanu was co-hosting Aaron’s show (before turning on him to defend April) - thought at the time she gave great reactions, sharp comments, and was also attractive (I mean compared to Aaron at least).

On her own she doesn’t have much to talk about except herself, and the “ditzy” personality is not good for structuring a show.
I also don't think she’s really as dumb as melton and co make out though - it’s part of the persona and worked like kryptonite against all of them. She got in some great zingers, and was grinning and laughing at Ricky throughout. The hero we didn’t know we needed.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wtf one day and I'm 100 pages behind???

Enjoy the read. You can only do it once, and it is so worth it.
I laughed so hard when I saw the actual clips.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Enjoy the read. You can only do it once, and it is so worth it.
I laughed so hard when I saw the actual clips.

The best is yet to come.
Someone is gonna put together some kino clips and man is it going to be worth it.

I hope someone gets the
"He's a lawyer!"
"He WAS a lawyer!" with a zoom in on Nick's face.

 

[Phil Leotardo]

Has there been a greater downfall in internet drama history?

We're talking about a person (clearly not a man) that went from wildly successful trial streaming to getting his back blown out by an OF thot (PBUH) that would make a cueball look dangerously sharp in the span of a few years

It's incredible

 

[AltisticRight]

According to the hair follicle test she is a habitual cocaine abuser, so her also having a drinking problem would be the least surprising thing about Nick’s parenting.

No, an extremely high dose could have caused that too.
She wasn't tested positive for ethylbenzoylecgonine, the metabolite produced when cocaine and alcohol is mixed. Unless the laboratory didn't test for that metabolite despite knowing skelly's drug use, she's not a drinker by any means.

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I just picked the interesting ones. There's a lot more. He actually started his morning with a cum tweet.

The one thing he hasn't replied to is people asking about his kids being "rarely"exposed.

In the context of drugs the difference between 19.6 and 26.26 is as drastic as paying a nanny "north of $50,000" and over $90,000.
This faggot has no concept of numbers. That's why he thought his daughter was tested positive for >5000ng/mg instead of pg, picograms, that's a thousand times less.

Never trust this man with anything numerical, he's a fucking retard.

"The report came from a person who did not see any of the kids 2 days in a row"

So they saw the children 2 out of 3 days? 4?
In a nitrous haze, he admitted to something worse? Did the kids change at all that one week?

He's EVERY cow

Correct, except Chris Chan. But I would say getting mad at parents for not talking about bedroom activities when he was a child was suspicious. Very sus.

 

[Oxyjen]

The best is yet to come.
Someone is gonna put together some kino clips and man is it going to be worth it.

I hope someone gets the
"He's a lawyer!"
"He WAS a lawyer!" with a zoom in on Nick's face.

This is like an entire years worth of content for Meme Copium, it’s insane.

Even the bits where mapton was clowning on him and the AI clips were interrupting are worth highlighting.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Has there been a greater downfall in internet drama history?

We're talking about a person (clearly not a man) that went from wildly successful trial streaming to getting his back blown out by an OF thot (PBUH) that would make a cueball look dangerously sharp in the span of a few years

It's incredible

There are many youtubers who have fallen from grace and fucked it up.
But none have done it like Nick.

Correct, except Chris Chan.

He misses aspects of CWC for certain, but his tard rage is definitely on par after today.

This faggot has no concept of numbers.

Another reason why the lie about 75 dollars to chug monsters was so easy to spot. Its an absurd about of money to give 8 year olds for an even more absurd thing

 

[800 Chupacabras]

There are many youtubers who have fallen from grace and fucked it up.
But none have done it like Nick.

Most of them seem to fuck up, publish an apology video, then disappear forever amid the haze of drama. This fucking narcissist is neurologically unable to accept being wrong, so he keeps cutting off his nose to spite his face. It’s amazing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Wtf one day and I'm 100 pages behind???

I stopped my MATI viewing to watch it live for a bit and ended up like 20 pages behind when I gave up.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He misses aspects of CWC for certain, but his tard rage is definitely on par after today.

What we saw on Melton's show is just a sneak preview of what we're going to get when the bodycam finally drops.
If Keanu of all people can get this kind of response....

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick getting confused and yelling at the AI:
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This is a hilarious example of Nick's argument about Pedotips.gg falling apart.
He claimed no one could possibly mistake the AI for a real person, yet he ends up getting tricked by it himself.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Wtf one day and I'm 100 pages behind???

People are waking up on Saturday morning hearing about Keanu destroying a faggot and his minions and wondering if the new John Wick trailer just dropped.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick was SO mad he did this flossing cock dance in all seriousness:

This is Nick demonstrating how he sucks the cocks of two men simultaneously in the bathroom at Gay 90's

 

[Tiger Jack]

This is probably the end of the MAPton alliance. Nick got snaked hard by him and MAPton probably realized he couldn’t milk Nick anymore.

Rackets will go into a fortress arc soon.

He values having a group of enablers too much to walk away from them now. Melton and the MAPcrew could say to his face that they don't give a shit about him and are just using him for content and he would still keep coming back. They practically have done.

 

[woodedbag]

Another reason why the lie about 75 dollars to chug monsters was so easy to spot. Its an absurd about of money to give 8 year olds for an even more absurd thing

Last time his kid came in while he was streaming she was drinking a soda that was roughly the size of her entire torso. Nick is a complete fucking retard in everything he says and does.

 

[bookers]

I dont know who keanu is or if she is retarded or not but she seemed pretty coherent to me and the only thing the rest of them could come up with to counter her was "hurr durr youre a dumb wahmyn" and it just came off as pure absolute cope.
Nick and his ballwashing faggots got felted and all they could do was resort to trying to yell over her like retards.

PATHETIC.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I dont know who keanu is or if she is retarded or not but she seemed pretty coherent to me and the only thing the rest of them could come up with to counter her was "hurr durr youre a dumb wahmyn" and it just came off as pure absolute cope.
Nick got and his ballwashing faggots got felted and all they could do was resort to trying to yell over her like retards.

PATHETIC.

It's hard for me to take any of them seriously because none of them, not one, had a problem with Melton admitting he made a song about a four year old and six year old having sex.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Balldo once again does the impossible by making Keanu entertaining. How does Balldo do it? I don't know! But I do know that's WHY HES THE GOAT!!!

GLOAT*

 

[SigmaBalls]

Honestly I think this delay on getting the bodycam worked out for the better. Nick now has ((two more weeks)) of dragging himself irreversibly through the mud. What few people left he calls supporters are getting ratioed hard on twitter, along with Nick himself. The Mapverse got felted, by a woman, on their own show. I find it hard to believe they won't snake him within the coming weeks after that to try and save face.
This image is going to be burned in Nick's mind for the rest of his life, for however many years he has left of whippits before it permanently leaves him more crippled than Jim.


-edited to clarify the /pol/ meme, thank you for the reminder Sneed Force One.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'd like to remind people that two more weeks is a /pol/ meme and doesn't exactly mean the Bodycam footage arrives in two weeks.
(Though I would be happily proven wrong.)