Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sperg Spectating]

If he wasn't so insufferable, I would probably feel bad and would have laid off early on. Lolcows are their own worst enemy, I swear.

If he wasn't so insufferable, I would've never tried phonebooking him.

Now he has a 160 page thread, and I don't see it slowing down any time soon.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

If he wasn't so insufferable, I would've never tried phonebooking him.

Now he has a 160 page thread, and I don't see it slowing down any time soon.

How many pages did we get just last night? 6? 7? This is the fastest it’s ever been, and it’s all thanks to him.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

How many pages did we get just last night? 6? 7? This is the fastest it’s ever been, and it’s all thanks to him.

May 5th/May 6th was nearly 20 pages in 24 hours. This was right after @Guns of the Gaytriots found that Claudio liked feral porn, and had a pooner ex-gf.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

You do not have the slightest idea how badly I ended up crying as I had to process the fact that my bloodline ends with me. This is all my father's fault.

You are on the internet with a bunch of terminally online autists. There are probably 10 of these people around you at any minute in this exact situation. What do you want us to do about it? Will us not pointing and laughing suddenly cause you to stop wasting your seed on drawn animal cubs? Did your dad tell you to stick your dick in a cat despite that not continuing your bloodline? Did your dad make you fuck 3 separate men, you know, who don't have uteruses?

 

[NuIItley]

Hey, what the fuck happened to "Alba"? I've yet to see any proof that corroborates that she's an actual living centenarian. @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, hurry up and start haggling your maternal relatives harder. I'm really curious as to what she looks like.

This is all my father's fault.

No it isn't? The only potential thing that could be your father's """fault""" (the word "fault" can't really be applied appropriately here) would be the genetic disorder he passed on to you, and it's not like he chose to do such a thing. You're not able to choose whether or not your offspring will suffer from the same hereditary diseases/predispositions you have. That's not how it works, bud.

I'd say all of this is your fault, because you refuse to reflect on your past actions in an appropriate manner, you refuse to recognize the fact that you are an extremely depraved sexual deviant, but somehow, you think you can still cite Scripture and use theological arguments against us for not agreeing with you on certain things. Pipe down. You yourself have a lot to learn from the Bible - tell me, do you even have a copy of the Bible in your house? I assume you do since Latin America is well-known for being devoutly Catholic. One of these days you should open it up and start reading through Deuteronomy and the Psalms, I guarantee you'll learn a lot of shit from doing so.

Anyway, back to my previous point, the only reason you're currently here is because of your own will. You were the one who decided to keep going after you got all your shit leaked.

 

[Gravemind]

Irrelevant

Wrong. Buying video games has nothing to do with playing video games, brain dented Meximutt child.

Yup, ignore the fact the screenshot was showing this place.

Wrong. Your screenshots showed a chiropractor's office, a Supercuts, a Papa John's, a nail salon place, a financing place, and a massage place.
Next time, present better evidence.

Let's ignore the abortion clinic almost besides the maternity clinic. Not malicious at all.

You clearly did. You didn't even show an abortion clinic.

For people accusing me of not being intelligent, you either can't follow basic instructions (*COUGHCOUGH*@Sparkletor 2.0*COUGHCOUGH*) or do well made counter arguments.

He's projecting again.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Hey, what the fuck happened to "Alba"? I've yet to see any proof that corroborates that she's an actual living centenarian. @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, hurry up and start haggling your maternal relatives harder. I'm really curious as to what she looks like.

No it isn't? The only potential thing that could be your father's """fault""" (the word "fault" can't really be applied appropriately here) would be the genetic disorder he passed on to you, and it's not like he chose to do such a thing. You're not able to choose whether or not your offspring will suffer from the same hereditary diseases/predispositions you have. That's not how it works, bud.

I'd say all of this is your fault, because you refuse to reflect on your past actions in an appropriate manner, you refuse to recognize the fact that you are an extremely depraved sexual deviant, but somehow, you think you can still cite Scripture and use theological arguments against us for not agreeing with you on certain things. Pipe down. You yourself have a lot to learn from the Bible - tell me, do you even have a copy of the Bible in your house? I assume you do since Latin America is well-known for being devoutly Catholic. One of these days you should open it up and start reading through Deuteronomy and the Psalms, I guarantee you'll learn a lot of shit from doing so.

Anyway, back to my previous point, the only reason you're currently here is because of your own will. You were the one who decided to keep going after you got all your shit leaked.

Ah, defending a serial cheater and a wife beater. 100% good luck. Bye bye.

Look*

Thanks, autocorrect cunt.

 

[Gravemind]

Boy, Claudio. It sure is weird how you repeatedly denounce Synth, yet as I glance at what I missed from both his main thread and the thread about his defense force, there you are sticker sperging against his detractors and in favor of his defenders.

 

[DeSean 3 Strikeland]

Look*

Thanks, autocorrect cunt.

Double post, reported and raped

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

100% good luck.

Holy shit, it worked! thanks Claudio!

 

[NuIItley]

defending a serial cheater and a wife beater. 100% good luck.

So you're telling me that defending adultery and domestic abuse is a good thing? What the fuck is wrong with you?
EDIT: also, unlock your fucking profile. I wanna call you a fatass again.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Even if I leave knowing full well that none of you want to listen to me, I hope you remember that I hate every single one of you.

Your fun is over. You won't find anything if you use my kiwifarms account as a source, I deleted the email I used to make it a week ago. AND the same email used another burner email that was deleted as well.

Remember, everyone. Your beloved trail ends in 2019. Soon, this will be all but a fading wake up call for me, and a reminder that some people don't deserve to live.

You are these people. You. I'll know something happened when you suddenly stop posting everywhere in KF.

The last post I'll make is about my aunt Alba and then I won't post anything else in this thread. You can't be helped, and I don't like being someone's punching bag.

All you managed to do is increase the resentment that I have not only against the furry fandom, my father and the entire Pride community, but concern trolls like you.

By the way, I googled my aunt's full name and I'm glad to inform you that you won't find anything about her.

You won't be able to harass her, her grown up children, or her nephews.

I won't deny that I am hurt. But I have gone through worse. I mean, have any of you troglodytes experienced the """"""joy"""""" of vomiting blood for 2 weeks straight while you were 12 yrs old, after a surgery that didn't end up benefiting you in the long term (because that wasn't what was causing me issues)? I doubt it.

Oh, or what about the shit I saw in September 2012, because of my intoxication? Trust me, all of you would acquire fucking PTSD if you saw the shit my mind concocted for an entire week an a half. The only reason I remember is because my mother told me what I told her, I don't remember directly what I saw.

Despite my lack of actual hatred towards cops in general, I don't trust the ones in my state. Wanna know why? Because on one ocassion, after my mother forced child me to testify in the PD, my father told me a """"funny story""""" the week after.

The police chief had spoken to him as he was leaving the jail cell (and paying 2k or some shit) and told him this:

"I don't know about you, man. But if I had it my way, I would have beat the shit out of that crazy bitch (of a wife)"

Fun story.

Oh, or how about the fact my grandma (My Má's mom btw, not the my father's whore for a mother) lost her father after he was kidnapped, assassinated and left for dead on the streets, while my grandma was in her 15s? She knew who would have called for his death, and she kept trying to tell the police who was the actual culprit.

But the policemen told her this.

"Listen here, missie. I would recommend you to keep it down and to yourself. If you keep doing a scandal, we will not be able to help you."

Fun stuff.

My mom and I know who murdered my great grandfather, but I won't say who. All I am going to say is that it's not a policeman or a gang boss. It's worse.

Pipe down. You yourself have a lot to learn from the Bible - tell me, do you even have a copy of the Bible in your house? I assume you do since Latin America is well-known for being devoutly Catholic.

I have 10 in my house, bitch. I also have 15+ crosses, but go off, cunt.

If he wasn't so insufferable, I would've never tried phonebooking him.

I just know that Hell won't be a fun experience for you. Don't keep the Devil waiting. Rope now.

 

[Tread Miller]

You are very unlucky I have a good memory, I won't forget this.

The only reason I remember is because my mother told me what I told her, I don't remember directly what I saw.

Sounds like someone's continuing to lie.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

So you're telling me that defending adultery and domestic abuse is a good thing? What the fuck is wrong with you?
EDIT: also, unlock your fucking profile. I wanna call you a fatass again.

It is clearly a good look for you. In fact, keep defending someone who broke my Má's ribs once. It makes you look like a super duper angel, blessed by the Virgin Mary herself.

If you didn't notice, this was sarcasm.

 

[NuIItley]

I have 10 in my house, bitch. I also have 15+ crosses, but go off, cunt.

Doesn't mean a single thing if you refuse to open any of your Bibles, or, as is tradition for Catholics, pray the rosary.

If you didn't notice, this was sarcasm.

No, don't worry Claudio, I could tell, because I'm not retarded like you are.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Bunch of gay shit

Good thing I'm not Mexican so when I go to the doctor they actually know what they're doing.

Good thing the police in my country don't target white people.

Good thing my mother didn't hook up with a crack smoking whoremonger. Kind of says a lot about your mom if your dad only fucks whores, doesn't it?

Good thing I don't live in a third world shit hole country where people get kidnapped and murdered for no reason.

Sucks to suck, tube boy.

 

[NoxTuk]

Even if I leave knowing full well that none of you want to listen to me, I hope you remember that I hate every single one of you.

Dude, I don't think anyone here cares what you think about them.

 

[Warai Otoko]

The last post I'll make is about my aunt Alba and then I won't post anything else in this thread. You can't be helped, and I don't like being someone's punching bag.

Don't forget Claudio, you are here forever.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So are we done here? Where's the proof that Claudio's grandma/Aunt ((legal)incest) is one of the oldest people alive?

 

[Miragestallio]

*Unfiltered Autism*