Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[n1663r]

Am I way off in thinking we should just put kiwifarms.net on it?

This is so much more fun though

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

More redditors discussing the niggermarks - they actually seem to respect why k-farmers do it which I found surprising:
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Blatant slurs on the screen locking them out is funny but there is a similar dead practice that works even better and can get reuploads removed if done correctly:

Stealth Nigger Posting:

A user includes the word Nigger or a similarly banned phrase in such a way that it bypasses the Automod.

The result would be that reaction channels become paranoid that they missed one at all times. Just a thought.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Perfect theme song

https://youtu.be/ho6wmrF7xLk?

 

[Dread First]

Bossmanjack is the only lolcow I genuinely laugh both at and with. Austin's such a repugnant person with a legitimate problem that's being enabled by both casinos and online observers, I won't ever deny that. Even so... I just can't help but root for the guy. We're all rats living in the Bossman's world, and we're just lucky enough to have the privilege of watching him swing upward $50k only to zero out and eventually hit negative. I don't wish any harm upon him, I won't wax poetic about how much I want him to quit smoking crack and stop gambling, but I still want to see him out of jail again while gloating, smoking crack on stream, before gambling on stream for Kick again. I'm not contributing anything new when I say all this, but I just wanted to get that off my chest.

 

[Probably An Autist]

UPDATE: I've Improved the script to be a fair bit more reliable! Also added comments to the code so normie can follow it. Includes a Smaller .gif which should helps filesize bloat.
UPDATE 2: I finally used some of these 7 braincells work out how to use the -shortest command. Now it works PERFECTLY and I'm no longer a COMPLETE RETARD.
Also added some kiwi gifs for the nigger adverse. Still need to rename them nigger,gif
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Ok guys I've rubbed my 7 braincells together and cobbled up an automatic niggermarker. Simply extract the zip, drag & drop a video onto the batch, and it will niggerfy it with a 4% transparent overlay.

Points of note:
- Despite my best efforts, I can't sync the loop very well with the video duration. It sometimes stops looping at the end. To fix this, theres an offset variable in the .bat that adds more loops. One loop is 2 seconds. i.e an offset of 4 adds 8 seconds to the loop. FIXED
- If the loop above ends up longer than the video, it extends the video with a niggermarked version of the final frame. Not ideal, tends to happen on short videos. KINDA FIXED (happens to a MUCH lesser extent)
- I can't figure out how to scale the gif without breaking everything, so I simply made it bigger so it covers the majority of videos. It's 720p. If you use it on a larger resolution, it won't cover the entire video. FIXED
all of it just werks now

It's SUPER JANK and riddled with aids, i'm sure someone who isn't a fucking goober can make it more efficient.

Also because this is the upper-case-I-Internet, don't run random code from retards online unless you know what you're doing. It's a bad idea. As such, here's the code:

Spoiler: Batch code

::dunno what this does
pushd %~dp0
echo on

::a super janky way of getting the video dimentions. Basically writes it to a text file, then reads it in from the text file to a variable.
::lifted from stack overflow sue me.
ffprobe -v error -of flat=s=_ -select_streams v:0 -show_entries stream=width %1 >> width.txt
ffprobe -v error -of flat=s=_ -select_streams v:0 -show_entries stream=height %1 >> height.txt
FOR /f "tokens=5 delims==_" %%i in (width.txt) do @set width=%%i
FOR /f "tokens=5 delims==_" %%i in (height.txt) do @set height=%%i
echo width=%width%
echo height=%height%
del width.txt && del height.txt


echo Niggermarking...
::most of these settings are stolen from jersh's archive guideline thread.
::loads the video from argument 1
::loads nigger.gif for the overlay
::sets nigger.gif to 4% opacity, then scales it to the size of the video starting from the center.
::saves the video with _niggermark appended to the file name.
ffmpeg -hwaccel auto ^
    -i "%~1" ^
    -stream_loop -1 -i nigger.gif -shortest ^
    -c:v libx264 ^
    -filter_complex "[1]format=rgba,colorchannelmixer=aa=0.04[nigger], [nigger]scale=%width%:%height%[z];[0:v][z]overlay,format=yuv420p;" ^
    -profile:v baseline -level 3.0 -crf 22 -preset medium -c:a aac -strict experimental -movflags +faststart -threads 0 "%~n1_niggermark.mp4"

endlocal
popd
echo Done.
PAUSE

I've also attached the adjusted .gif to download if .zips scare you and you want to run the above code.

Please enjoy responsibly.

 

[KingPenguin120]

we should make a faggotmark for some variety in the watermarks being used.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

my turn

 

[Dread First]

we should make a faggotmark for some variety in the watermarks being used.

Why not niggerfaggotmark? Give H3 and iDubbbz some retroactive credit along the way, why don't ya?

 

[sum ting wong]

We're all rats living in the Bossman's world

I won't wax poetic about how much I want him to quit smoking crack and stop gambling

we're just lucky enough to have the privilege of watching him

Some of you can't just laugh at the crack addict man child losing money every day and instead have to make it some weird para-social gay shit instead.

 

[Berrakh]

“I’m not sure this is a tragedy befalling all of mankind.” —

 

[Sissy]

Some of you can't just laugh at the crack addict man child losing money every day and instead have to make it some weird para-social gay shit instead.

Uhmmm, thats like, part of the joke

 

[Dread First]

Some of you can't just laugh at the crack addict man child losing money every day and instead have to make it some weird para-social gay shit instead.

I can only handle Austin in small doses. If I spend too much time watching him on stream, I swing from laughing hysterically to wondering why I'm watching a crack-addicted manchild gamble and back again.

 

[Smack Patrick]

my turn
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You must have a Kiwi Farms Gold Account™ to de-nigger this file for your faggot video.

 

[TreatedSilk04]

Just woke up and saw the featured, hopefully the boss isn't going back to jail, he can't catch a rest (not like he allows himself one hahaha).

 

[crackedoutonthesubway]

it just occurred to me that Trapper will probably die while he's in prison

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

RIGGER COPS ARE HERE

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Oh no, inevitability.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Safe to assume the niggermark wasn't as easy to remove as this faggot thought it would be. Rope yourself, Pickle.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

KiwiFarms is easily the funniest place on earth. Like nigga, some dude coded a program to add “NIGGER” on videos.

What an incredible place.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Ok guys I've rubbed my 7 braincells together and cobbled up an automatic niggermarker. Simply extract the zip, drag & drop a video onto the batch, and it will niggerfy it with a 4% transparent overlay.

would be cool if you could pick whatever copyright you wanted to use

 

[Winter]

Sounds like Pickle Dick couldn't get those 'Jeet online AI models to remove the watermarks after all. He was so confident he'd get the clip yesterday.

Also he keeps saying "buddy boy", nigga just start smoking crack and stream yourself gambling, we all know you were envious of Austin anyways