Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

cybercybe said:
On the recent episode of 1000-lb sisters, the Slaton's brother weighed in at 260 lbs, which was the limit for the zipline. They had to be careful because at higher weights, it's harder to stop the person at the end of the zipline.
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Stopping at the end of one can hurt like shit even for an average sized person. I've seen plenty of dudes get some whiplash from coming in fast.
 
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Her gums are bleeding like mad while she stands there gurning, and there's nothing she can do to reduce the plaque unless she finds a dentist with a chair for super morbidly obese patients.
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She's rich and could probably afford one annual visit to a dentist who uses deathfat mechanical beds to treat their patients, but that would be embarrassing.
 
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multiverse said:
Her gums are bleeding like mad while she stands there gurning, and there's nothing she can do to reduce the plaque unless she finds a dentist with a chair for super morbidly obese patients.
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She's rich and could probably afford one annual visit to a dentist who uses deathfat mechanical beds to treat their patients, but that would be embarrassing.
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Enjoy this dozen-year-old blog post about her big girl trip to the dentist!
 
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multiverse said:
Her gums are bleeding like mad while she stands there gurning, and there's nothing she can do to reduce the plaque unless she finds a dentist with a chair for super morbidly obese patients.
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She's rich and could probably afford one annual visit to a dentist who uses deathfat mechanical beds to treat their patients, but that would be embarrassing.
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Well I zoomed in because I'm a glutton for it and that tooth on the top right closest to the corner of her mouth doesn't have much time left. It looks like it's about to fall out, the gum line has receded so much and tooth itself looks riddled with cavities. I'm not even going to speculate on what she's has going on down bottom right.

With that much buildup and decay her breath must be rotten and something people notice frequently. We have all worked with someone like that, no matter what they try when they breath too close to you it's like huffing a freshly used piece of floss.
 
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thejackal2 said:
We have all worked with someone like that, no matter what they try when they breath too close to you it's like huffing a freshly used piece of floss.
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Hooooooo boy ...

My office mate has severe periodontal disease. Until he recently got most of his lower and several of his upper teeth pulled to address it, his breath was fucking  putrid. Not even in terms of breathing too close, but at a point where you could tell that he'd been the previous occupant in a small conference room because you could smell it lingering after he'd left. Like, holy fuck dude, you make over $100K a year (yay, public salary disclosure!), deal with your fucking mouth!!

TL;DR: Anna's breath is likely as fucking rank as the rest of her body.
 
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thejackal2 said:
Well I zoomed in because I'm a glutton for it and that tooth on the top right closest to the corner of her mouth doesn't have much time left. It looks like it's about to fall out, the gum line has receded so much and tooth itself looks riddled with cavities. I'm not even going to speculate on what she's has going on down bottom right.
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It looks like one of her few teeth that haven't yet been veneered or yanked out and replaced with a post and false tooth. And yes, it looks like it's only hanging by a thread, and the main reason it hasn't fallen out yet is because it's crooked and tucked behind a front tooth.
 
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She and Chantal are merging-she won’t take of compression like Chantal won’t take off headwear. Neither garment improves their respective appearance-they are only hiding from themselves.

That dress-on anybody else-would be cute. A loose, flowey style is perfect for this time of year and is actually on trend, even the green is a color people wear right now. Of course, Anna should never wear anything above knees, but her thinking it’s too big and adding a belt and keeping her compression on is horrifying and makes me think of Amy Ramadan and her plastic flower hijab decor.

I know her follower count has dropped but do any actual humans look to her for fashion advice these days? I don’t read comments except what’s posted here.

Her teeth are gross. What is it with fats and water? They all act like it’s some very bizarre health food supplement they have to learn to take. But that’s not the problem. If I looked in her bathroom I would not find floss and I’m guessing her toothbrush would rarely be wet. She probably uses birthday cake flavored toothpaste when she remembers to brush.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
I mean, just fucking imagine her showing up to jury duty or any other formal proceeding with it on under her closest attempt at businesswear! If I were a lawyer, it'd be hard to stay stoic.
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It’s medical compression. Having issues with it in a court setting is akin to having issues with someone hobbling in with a moon boot on one leg, or their arm in a sling.

I don’t have an issue with her continuing to wear compression garments. TBH I’d rather see them than her lumpy and bumpy wobbling fat. Whether she needs to wear it still is questionable, but I do believe she shows it off for the attention people give her for it. Lots of people wear some form of compression, and especially those with lymphatic issues. Mind you, most of those I’ve seen try to wear it as inconspicuously as possible, unlike Anna who clearly opts for the most visible compression she can find.
 
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The Jewel of the Nile said:
Wasn't it supposed to be like 2 weeks of that 12 hours on/off at first? The answer is in this thread somewhere because she wrote that herself after her first "surgery" with Scamron, I believe
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I think it has become a security blanket. and we all saw her nEw LeGs in the scamron posting. the loose skin between her legs is probably 10000x more uncomfortable to have bare than her old legs ever were. imagine the sweating/chafing/jiggling and now add in floppy skin. I’d probably wear them all the time too if my body was as fucked up as hers
 
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I think it has become a security blanket. and we all saw her nEw LeGs in the scamron posting. the loose skin between her legs is probably 10000x more uncomfortable to have bare than her old legs ever were. imagine the sweating/chafing/jiggling and now add in floppy skin. I’d probably wear them all the time too if my body was as fucked up as hers
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Yeah, I was recently thinking about how she's always worn ultra tight clothes, going way back to the start of her thread. Some of that is obviously just vanity ("I can fit a medium!") and the mistaken belief that it makes her look skinnier, but I suspect she also feels more comfortable with all that extra jiggle being firmly strapped down. She takes a step and you can see those seismic ripples in her thighs, that has to feel thoroughly unpleasant right? I don't think it's primarily motivated by a munchie desire for attention because most people won't even recognize her scuba suit as a medical devise.
 
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cybercybe said:
Someone asked her how long she has to wear the compression.

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If she actually cared about treating her totally real and not imaginary, or exaggerated cOnDiShUn, she would've started wearing compression garments a LONG time ago since that's one of the treatments for lipdema.

I firmy believe, like most things with her, this is about vanity and shame. Vanity because she thinks it makes her look skinnier and that her lipo was a success. Shame because she knows she's just a fat fuck that doesn't want to lose weight and her cosmetic surgery was a failure that made everything worse. People with narcissistic personality disorder, such as Anna, would rather double down on their lies and being "right" than admitting they were wrong. Anna would rather literally suffer in disgusting tights that cause tremendous sweating, than to take it off and say "Well I fucked up with the whole lipo arc." Never happening. Stupid bitch couldn't even admit she acted like an entitled cunt in Target. Instead just delete the video and ignore and block every single comment about it, and pretend it never happened.

Because remember, Anna is a Type A perfectionist where mistakes with real consequences don't exist in her reality.
 
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