Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[The Jewel of the Nile]

For someone living in mf TEXAS her grilling skills really are sad

 

[Constellationzero]

I wished she would stop shoving off her hideous fat legs, it's so disgusting, imagine how the people feel who have to see this in real life.

I wish she'd quit spamming those hideous, disgusting bare feet. Imagine how people feel when the sight/smell hits them. Imagine the paint bubbling off the walls.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Imagine the paint bubbling off the walls.

Some Innsmouth level of horror

 

[Baumstriezel]

For someone living in mf TEXAS her grilling skills really are sad

To be fair, she lives in Austin. That’s like, Texas lite at best.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

For someone living in mf TEXAS her grilling skills really are sad

Not every Texan grills. That’s what boyfriends and husbands are for.

 

[brooky]

Not every Texan grills. That’s what boyfriends and husbands are for.

Welp.

 

[cybercybe]

Was watching the Ilona reaction video, and she pointed out that Anna can't even walk properly.

 

[thejackal2]

Deep thoughts with Anna.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Anna, being an obsessed swiftie is for teenagers. You're over 40. Stop it, get some help

 

[FarmVille]

Was watching the Ilona reaction video, and she pointed out that Anna can't even walk properly.

Deathfats never walk properly because FAT

 

[Potatis Salad]

Anna, being an obsessed swiftie is for teenagers. You're over 40. Stop it, get some help

She's not an obsessed Swiftie, these posts are not coming from authentic interest. Anna is not a smart woman, but one thing she genuinely understands is social media metrics. Anna wants engagement, Taylor Swift posts get engagement, Anna posts about Tayor Swift. She probably sat down and figured out a relevant "theory" to post about Taylor's new album (or whatever the fuck those equations are about), and considers that part of her workday.

I think this is why we get so many aborted "journeys" from her. She knows that an ~inspirational~ post gets more clicks. Her posts are not designed to genuinely share her life and her interests (she doesn't have any anyway, partially as a consequence of being a longtime influencer). They're designed to get clicks from people who click on ~inspirational~ posts (and promoted by algorithms which promote the same).

Anna comes off as so bumbling and incompetent it's easy to forget that she's actually not a complete dumbass in this one specific arena.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

She's not an obsessed Swiftie, these posts are not coming from authentic interest. Anna is not a smart woman, but one thing she genuinely understands is social media metrics.

I absolutely agree with your analysis but I just wanted to convey that picking TS as focal point of her supposed obsession makes her look retarded at that age. Frankly, obsessing to this degree about any artist past the age of 20-something makes anyone look retarded

 

[OttoWest]

Was watching the Ilona reaction video, and she pointed out that Anna can't even walk properly.

She hides her real stride but occasionally we get slips- like in the Disney Cruise vid where we get a glimpse of her more natural waddle. In that one, Anna does the typical M6PL patient side sway walk as expected for someone her size. She struggles a lot more than she puts on camera with just walking, but we already know that.

 

[Scoia'tael]

kabob gobble

Kabobble if you will.

 

[Barbarella]

She's not an obsessed Swiftie, these posts are not coming from authentic interest. Anna is not a smart woman, but one thing she genuinely understands is social media metrics. Anna wants engagement, Taylor Swift posts get engagement,

But those posts didn’t get engagement. She got a few likes and one comment. Few of her written posts get any. I think she’s just immature enough to sit around figuring the tracks that might be on Swift's new album by counting the sales items in her merch store. I think she’s is fully a Swiftie, which is pathetic in anybody over 13.

 

[head lamb]

I believe she's a Swiftie. I worked in an office with late 30s-ealy 40s tard ladies who were obsessed with Harry Potter and the similarities are there. It's controlled escapism, and it also happens to have large fandoms or communities of other lonely, potato-faced women who can validate one another with friendship bracelets or wizard house alignments. Some people really can't handle being adults. Anna is a good example, mostly because she's never had any genuine human experiences; only staged content. Part of me wants to feel bad for her, but the other part of me is like, "This dumb bitch really chose sheetcake over dick, lol."

 

[thejackal2]

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[lonelygorl15]

Not every Texan grills. That’s what boyfriends and husbands are for.

Hey, now. Anna has been a #girlswhogrill strong independent woman, whipping up healthy kebabs and her own signature marinade, since the Princess Castle era. post from 2021

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she is SO revolting. The groin sweat. The BELLY BUTTON sweat. Going into a public shared space that other people are paying a premium to use, smelling the way she does. There is just no way she's going back home, peeling all of that off, throwing it in the washer, and taking a proper shower scrubbing all the crevices and folds. I'm positive she's nose blind to her own odor and Jon is probably used to it by now.

It is odd that she went from insisting on always showing off her bare legs, gunt, and potato tits to being in full body black compression (that seems to be quickly losing it's compression, as it becomes increasingly sheer and full of holes). I agree with Illona she's doing it because she thinks it makes her look skinnier, and also to hide the liposuction epic failure that resulted in her thighs looking even more Lovecraftian.

 

[Magic Pickle]

This is a total bitch eating crackers moment for me, but for being a supposed fitfluencer or whatever tacky little hashtag-nickname she wants to call herself, the least Anna could do is color coordinate. Colors that go excellently with her 'beetus-babe-black scuba suit don't even have to be boring - you can rock mostly black with a pop of neon here or there and look passable. Instead, Anna's calamitous desire towards color discordance continues.

But as lonelygorl15 points out, it does seem as if her full-body condom is inching towards the same grisly fate all of Anna's clothes succumb to. How long was she supposed to wear that stupid thing, again? You can tell Anna has attention-seeking munchie inclinations because if there's ever an opportunity to milk sympathy, she will wear that teat into smithereens. Eventually, she's going to have to take it off because there are going to be some circumstances where she'll straight up have no justification to wear it (though I'm sure she would fight tooth and nail to keep it on). I mean, just fucking imagine her showing up to jury duty or any other formal proceeding with it on under her closest attempt at businesswear! If I were a lawyer, it'd be hard to stay stoic.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I mean, just fucking imagine her showing up to jury duty or any other formal proceeding with it on under her closest attempt at businesswear!

I agree with you that Anna's shit at coordinating colors (or anything else), but at the same time, I want to know where you live because where I am, nobody gives a shit about what to wear for jury duty as long as it's clean, inoffensive, and covers all of the appropriate bits. If jurors had to dress up in business clothes, the courts would have an even harder time putting together juries than they already do.