Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I think I just coughed up a lung laughing at this, thank you for blessing my day with this. Anna needs to do more dance content! This is a million times less depressing than the hackjob surgery arc has been.

She’s done a lot of dance content over the years, and she looks insane doing it. She has some signature moves like bouncing her belly up while she throws out her elbows and makes a grunting, grimace, teeth-gritting face, that horrifyingly, I think she believes makes her look sexy. She does a lot of the same moves but her feet have become pretty stationary over the years.

This might be one of my most hated and cringiest Anna dances. And she did it TWICE, in different outfits. In the blue dress you can really see the gunt flopping up and down.

 
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Beginning of the end. They haven't picked up any corporate sponsorship, it's ovah.

How utterly depressing and pathetic to invite your camera dude over for a "grill" so you can try and pump out some content to your dying accounts. Great job being totally type A and keeping the "ready" in there too. Real natural, not at all forced. Jon's "ready" is so low energy you'd think he was gagged. Is the money worth it bro?

 
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Looks like a pretty shit kabob too. it's like a chicken pineapple with big chunks of onion thing? Not exactly the world's tastiest use of a grill. She probably just threw them out along with the stained (and gifted according to reddit) hoodie.

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puke. from her reddit.

How the skewers should really look:
 
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Anna has never been known to say when stuff was gifted from brands in the past, she only mentions the people who are paying her to mention a product. I would assume she has some deal with McCormick, for some reason I feel like I’ve seen her mention them before. I’d believe she knows something about eating food and she could be a good spokesperson (but we know she doesn’t cook, so there’s that).

Lately she’s made a few posts where she explicitly states she got X item from Y brand’s PR, or it was gifted from so-and-so. I wonder if she’s doing that to make it look like she gets lots of stuff, so she’s obviously important, as a way to convince other brands they should pay her to shill their shit, too.

It seems like her brand deals are drying up and she’s desperate for new brands to take the bait.
 
"I hadn't tried this marinade before, as I usually make my own"

Absolutely smashing the ❎ button on that one, Anna, you overstuffed liar. Greasy, food-stained pants on fire.
I wonder if McCormick required their influencers to say something about how easy it is to use their marinade instead of making your own. It's such a weird and unnecessary lie.
 
Who believes there were only 4 “bobs”.

If you do, I have some liposuction to sell you.
There were probably only four because that's all Anna had the patience to make. She completed the assignment for McCormick, earned her shillbucks, and then went back downstairs to DoorDash something she actually wanted to eat.
 
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