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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
Keanu held her own, flung a few zingers and Nick immediately melted down; he's not accustomed to that in his own home; and the fact that he couldn't physically go up in Keanu's face and intimidate her like he surely does to Kayla irked him even more.
Considering I'm nearly absolutely callous and resigned to being constantly disappointed by people I expected better of, it's a pleasant surprise to recognize someone I expected nothing of actually to have some character. Congratulations.
Nick showed himself to be the sad little worm he is. He can't intimidate any actual man, but he expects to be able to use the threat of physical force to get compliance from women. What a weak little sicko. My comparison of him to the weak little worm Lester Diamond in Casino was more accurate than I thought. What an absolutely sleazy loser.
That's why I said he would be in deep shit if he tried to get into a IBS style fight with somebody like Sean, Meme Copium, PPP, or a number of other people.
Keanu is a snake and an onlyfans thot that doesn't know how to work her phone
Aaron is a doofy failed radio host that committed a felony live on air and can't quit being involved in embarrassing drama because it's the only way he can stay relevant
It says a lot that Nick consistently loses to these people
Keanu may not have been the most intellectually formidable person in the room, but she was arguably the most socially intelligent on that stream. While others got lost in the weeds—chasing minutiae, looking for "gotchas," and nitpicking contradictions—Keanu kept her eye on the bigger picture. In fact, she often turned her own lack of understanding into a strategic advantage. And to her credit, she maintained her composure for most of it—especially when compared to beetroot Nick.
Internet bloodsports is essentially just an exercise of getting the other person to lose their temper first. The quality of your arguments and even what you're arguing about doesn't actually matter. That's not what people are tuning in for. What they want is to see spergouts. If you can get the other person to start screaming and crying before you, you win, that's it.
Nick's parents aren't ridiculed enough. They TOOK IN the other woman who was threatening to tear their son's family apart, that's some bullshit enabling behavior. I know your cokehead son is an adult now, but he probably needs parental guidance more than ever at this point.
Keanu may not have been the most intellectually formidable person in the room, but she was arguably the most socially intelligent on that stream. While others got lost in the weeds—chasing minutiae, looking for "gotchas," and nitpicking contradictions—Keanu kept her eye on the bigger picture. In fact, she often turned her own lack of understanding into a strategic advantage. And to her credit, she maintained her composure for most of it—especially when compared to beetroot Nick.
Apparently Nick always debates people in good faith ... according to himself.
Nick is really showing what his normal attitude towards women is.
I have zero doubts this piece of shit would look the other way when Melton visits.
Looking at that shit flinging dogpile like it was a real debate is retarded. But if the point of a debate is to persuade the audience Keanu obliterated them, and Nick did most of the heavy lifting for her.
Keanu: "Oops, guess I misremembered that part hehe, I am a human being after all." (◡‿◡✿) "But didn't April call you abusive too?"
Nick: "Me? ABUSIVE?" "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU EVIL BITCH CUNT"
I can't get over how Nick was reduced to a shaking, red, bitchboy, by a Live, Love, Laugh girl.
This is the best long weekend ever.
Looking at that shit flinging dogpile like it was a real debate is retarded. But if the point of a debate is to persuade the audience Keanu obliterated them, and Nick did most of the heavy lifting for her.
"Oops, guess I misremembered that part hehe, I am a human being after all." (◡‿◡✿) "But didn't April call you abusive too, Nick?"
"Me? ABUSIVE?" "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU EVIL BITCH CUNT"
I can't get over how Nick was reduced to a shaking, red, bitchboy, by a Live, Love, Laugh girl.
This is the best long weekend ever.
Nick's parents aren't ridiculed enough. They TOOK IN the other woman who was threatening to tear their son's family apart, that's some bullshit enabling behavior. I know your cokehead son is an adult now, but he probably needs parental guidance more than ever at this point.
Nick's dad lied under oath and claimed he's never seen Nick intoxicated in an attempt to help Nick get off so he can keep driving his kids drunk and high
Well shit, I just learned the TMI sticker is a scouter. This whole time I thought it was a seatbelt or something. Anyways WE'RE OFFICIALLY OVER 9000!!!!
So what is the reason that April won't talk to Keanu any more...
"Called Keanu high out of her mind, multiple times. So she did the only thing she thought she could do. I'd rather do something rather than nothing. Did you ever lose a friend to drugs? Tried to call Nick on instagram. Then contacted a common friend. Nick responded that to not worry about it. That he knew what she (April) was doing. Just from the way she was talking, she contacted Aaron. I just want her parent's number."
So from all of that, the sin against April either boils down to
1) Keanu talking to Aaron again to get April's parent's number, probably prompting Aaron to mention the phone call vaguely on his show, or
2) Calling April's parents to tell them what is going down with April.
Maybe...
3) Redeveloping a friendly relationship with Aaron.
April didn't do the smart thing and move back in with her parents to get back on her feet. So I don't think April is on good terms with her parents who don't want April to be strung out on drugs all of the time and tatted up like a Minnesota whore.
So I'm listening to the Melton stream from Nick's start now (before Keanu came on), talking about the arrest last year. Bragging about ditching the bullet of cocaine in his pocket to somewhere in the car (which had his daughter in it...) when he got out to be searched after the traffic stop before going to the house.
I get the cop who pulled him over didn't have a copy of the warrant (doh), but too bad they didn't (?) search the car (and/ or include the car in the warrant, if it wasn't covered [I have too many Rekieta and Greer legal docs saved to go searching, lol]). He was driving and carrying coke with his child (not the one who tested hot) in the car, ffs. Also how much do those bullets hold?
Also talking about the safe at the house...but I thought he always took it with him? Curious!
Cops put away their guns when they saw kids.
The coke was April's vial and "I didn't know it was there."
Nanny was "at minimum" 40 hours/ week. Did he pay OT (required)? Benefits (a few required)?
Federal:
Persons employed in domestic service in private homes are covered by the FLSA; they must be paid at least the federal minimum wage for all hours worked and overtime pay at time and a half the regular rate of pay for all hours worked over 40 in a workweek, unless they are subject to an exemption. (See Fact Sheet #79A Companionship Services Under the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) for information about the "companionship services" exemption.) Domestic service workers who reside in the employer's home (and thus are "live-in" domestic service workers) may be exempt from the FLSA's overtime pay requirement.
Overtime Rules: Hourly employees in Minnesota are entitled to a special overtime pay rate of at least 1.5 times their regular hourly wage for all overtime worked, if they work more than 40 hours in a week. Overtime is also required for live-in employees if they work more than 48 hours in a week.
Workers’ Compensation: In Minnesota, workers’ compensation insurance is required if an employee earns more than $1,000 in a quarter. Please contact GTM for a price quote.
Paid Leave Laws: In Minnesota, household employers must follow the state’s Earned Sick and Safe Time law and Paid Family and Medical Leave program. Additionally, the cities of Bloomington, Minneapolis, and Saint Paul have paid leave laws that apply to household employers.
Minnesota’s earned sick and safe time law requires employers, including household employers, to provide paid leave to employees who work in the state.
Sick and safe time is paid leave that employees in Minnesota can use for specific reasons, including when they are ill, to care for a sick family member, or to seek assistance if they or a family member have experienced domestic abuse.
A household employee is eligible for sick and safe time if they work at least 80 hours in a year for a family in Minnesota. Temporary and part-time household employees are eligible for sick and safe time.
An employee earns one hour of sick and safe time for every 30 hours worked and can earn a maximum of 48 hours each year unless the employer agrees to a higher amount.
Employees can use their earned sick and safe time for any of the following reasons:
the employee’s mental or physical illness, treatment, or preventive care
a family member’s mental or physical illness, treatment, or preventive care
absence due to domestic abuse, sexual assault, or stalking of the employee or a family member
closure of the employee’s workplace due to weather or public emergency or closure of a family member’s school or care facility due to weather or public emergency
when determined by a health authority or health care professional that the employee or family member is at risk of infecting others with a communicable disease
attend a funeral or memorial, in addition to addressing financial or legal matters “that arise after” a family member’s death
Breakup with April (nearly a quote, minor omissions):
"I thought Kayla was going to leave me...I thought that it was over, so April believed, and it was a good belief at the time, that once that was done, that she and I would then progress into a relationship that was just the two of us. And so what I believe Keanu is interpreting as emotional abuse...I thought my marriage was going to be over, and so she thought that I would be there, but then Kayla came to me one day and was like...let's figure this out...and I said...I can't imagine waking up and, if you're not around, texting you and just saying hey girl what's up? Like, the thought of 20 years of habit being gone, it is, was, like, I couldn't even get there. So I told April, right after that, I was, like, Kayla has asked me to try and salvage our marriage, and I said I don't do things half-assed. I told her I would try, she's my wife, I've loved her forever, I told you that I wouldn't leave her for you at the start of this, and I can't be in any kind of relationship with you if I'm going to save my marriage."
Supposedly April was just fine with that - still spoke for a month and a half after that - friendly. Then it derailed to Nick bitching about Keanu.
I think this is more or less the way it went down, and is about what I suspected had happened months ago, which is, "yes, I encouraged her fantasies but when it comes down to it she's disposable and no matter what I told her along the way, no matter that when I thought I was losing my standing in the world and was looking at a complicated, uncontrolled outcome, I went hard on future talk with her, but bc I said 80 million years ago at the start I wouldn't leave my wife, that's her misunderstanding, so sorry about that."
Yeah… now that I’m watching this again, it’s oddly suspicious how certain he was about the last message being on October 27th—and how utterly flabbergasted he looked when that turned out to be wrong. He confidently claims, “She [April] told me every day she talked to you [Keanu]. I have the text messages.”
Now, while it’s painfully clear that Rekieta isn’t exactly a connoisseur of healthy relationship dynamics, tracking who your mistress—or wife—is speaking to on a daily basis doesn’t scream emotional security. It reads more like controlling behavior rooted in a deep lack of trust.
Par for the course. Control, triangulation (separating/ driving a wedge between people and managing what each knows) are classic tactics for his type. And finding out people escaped that, even for a minute, burns and frightens them.
I'm holding out hope that Keanu is still talking with April and that was why she was being cagey about answering when the last time they spoke. I would die laughing to see Nick find that out on a livestream.
I don't think there's nearly enough appreciation for how bad PPP broke the both of them on that stream. For Juju, it completely shattered the 'cool, unbothered' veneer that the simpiracy cracked, and Nick's feeble Juju guarding was just getting mercilessly ran over by the Canadian lesbian. You'd have expected someone who claimed to be a lawyer at the time to be linguistically superior but that wasn't the case.
Sat through all of the parts with Keanu. Really notable how agitated Nick gets when she appears and how he immediately relaxes when she leaves and he can start spinning his narratives unchallenged again.
Oh, I figured that was obvious when he clearly channeling Ralph's holler mode. ESPECIALLY when he left the stream and came back minutes later. It screams "I'M NOT MAD, I'M NOT MAD, I'M NOT MAD".
She knows the truth, to an extent, and that aspect is probably a huge factor to the seethe. Not just the truth, but a different perspective of the truth. He absolutely can not have other people hearing that, lest the weasel words work even less than usual.
A month or two ago I was in Ethan Ralph thread saying there was no way! It was going to be his what! The year of the pig! For the first time my confidence is shaken.
It's just so fucking rigged dude Give Rekieta a lifetime Lolcow award and disqualify him from LCotY because the competition cannot keep up with his kino output.
I'm holding out hope that Keanu is still talking with April and that was why she was being cagey about answering when the last time they spoke. I would die laughing to see Nick find that out on a livestream.
I dont know who keanu is or if she is retarded or not but she seemed pretty coherent to me and the only thing the rest of them could come up with to counter her was "hurr durr youre a dumb wahmyn" and it just came off as pure absolute cope.
I don't know, I'd been operating on the "bitch is retarded" theme but she totally fucking owned Nick while he was chimping out and melting down harder than I've ever seen before even while five pedos tried to gang up on her.
They are completely retarded and obsessed because Aaron has felted them all and keeps collecting win after win, no matter how hard they try to make him look bad.
Give Rekieta a lifetime Lolcow award and disqualify him from LCotY because the competition cannot keep up with his kino output.
