She doesn't exercise. Ellen is skinnyfat. It means she has a healthy BMI on paper, but never exercises so she doesn't have any muscle.
Yeah sorry the stream was a mess
I get distracted easily by chat and wanted to fulfill the Raise a Floppa request I’ve gotten a lot. I’m definitely editing it down though! Hopefully it isn’t as dogshit as you say
I won’t just include it, I’ll add a short segment at the beginning of the video just to emphasize the point
Yeah. I don't want to bodyshame but I will laugh at her misrepresenting herself. She has the body of someone who is terminally online but doesn't gain weight. Ellen isn't in shape and never exercises. Are any of her kids in sports?
Is this comic recent? If so, honestly looks like she's lurking on this thread and got selfconcious about her pizza-like cake lmao
The cope here is unreal. "I swear I'm an XS but my butt is just so big you guys!" That has never been how sizing works or how women talk about what size they wear, Ellen. Girl, just accept you're no longer XS and get over it. You had two children, no one is judging.
For anybody who does end up wanting to watch, I'd say just skip to the 1 hr 15 mark. I can't really blame you for trying to acknowledge the people paying you money, especially the several people who donated $50 dollars.Yeah sorry the stream was a mess
It gets a lot more on topic for the thread there.
I think we would have heard about it if they were. Ellen can't help but share every bit of her life, from her kids to her pancake ass.
A Tim Horton’s logo? I thought she was all about respecting copyrights?
This is why I’m confused when people think her harrowing life stories aren’t made up. She’s just delusional and makes shit up.
Words only have the power that you give them. There's a lot of crossover between trolls, racists, normalfags, comedians, there's just so much actual context to the use of language that making a blanket moral platitude like this just proves she's never had anything deeper than a surface level thought and most likely just regurgitates the politics she hears. I've heard more black people personally say the word nigger as a joke than any white person IRL. Just stop being a fucking pussy Ellen. Or try to understand the meta of the internet at least a little.
Apparently, if you use the word retard it means that you also use the words nigger and faggot. Why does that word trigger her so much?
She's nothing if not hypocritical. Absolutely strikes me as a do as I say not as I do kind of person. Throwing in somebody elses logo is a good example. So is her getting those videos blocked in canada by falsely claiming 'defamation' while publicly accusing people, including elon musk, of being a nazi without the slightest bit of recognition of irony or self awareness. You know you done fucked up when even the ADL of all people flat out says he isn't a nazi
"Isn't battery so quirky teehee".
Peobably because her son is retarded I guess.
She has to write these for a Reddit-brained audience.
