Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Wild Irish Rose]

The footage is definitely going to reopen wounds and cause interpersonal problems for the rekeitas. Maybe it's because in the back of my head I'm imagining the idealized version of her hanging on for the kids sake but secretly, almost shamefully, I kinda feel sorry for Kayla still.

Nicks just gonna look like a dirty lying scumbag, but he already looks like a dirty rotten scumbag. Kayla probably still has a shred of sympathy and dignity in the eyes of the people she knows. If they see her living in a crack den it might cause her to get driven into a corner more.

Given her husband's trust fund and his wealthy parents and their five kids it's probably true that a divorce for her would go very very poorly. Her husband would have better legal representation, better support, more money, better chances in the dating market (crack whores would love him) and doesn't give a fuck about his kids so he would be perfectly happy to dump them on her in return for visitation, he has a backup after all.

Do not feel sorry for Kayla here. She didn't take care of the kids. She didn't walk away and try and keep them safe from all this despite multiple chances.

She got stoned/ drunk and watched Start Trek, and when called out let her husband and his sweepers say "My 17 year old could have made food and done the laundry."

 

[BarryMcCockiner]

I hope the body cam makes people realize how disgusting Kayla really is. For a mother of 5 to let her children starve and stink because she was busy doing lines of coke goes against everything a mother should be.

 

[woodedbag]

you know, i had this plan when i first started following this last summer, ended up landing a job before i could carry it out, but i live just a couple of hours from Spicer, was just gonna sit in my car and wait on nick to drive past all fucked up and then get in to a minor accident and sue the shit out of him. think about that from time to time.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I think it's as simple as the sheriff's office being a small one and just not wanting to spend the manpower

I'm inclined to believe they're sufficiently encouraged to spite Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah it's kind of better with sound. That's like 20 minutes of seething sped up so it's chipmunk voice, plus it was keyed way down so Barry Manilow could be played over top with cartoon chop sounds on the ham.

I'll definitely listen to his angry words at some point, but his insanely angry facial expressions have given me intense laughter. Just watching someone tard rage so hard is incredibly amusing.

Removing the actual words also makes it funny. Just look at his face, not even knowing what he's saying.

He's obviously in a tard rage state, and he can't do anything about his anger. He can't act on it. He's angry at a WOMAN. And that specific fact is WHY he's so angry. That is what a failed male he is. He's utterly incapable of coping with having been utterly owned by a woman.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

If she mined the forum for content like everyone else does, it would rejuvenate her show.
The first time I saw Keanu was co-hosting Aaron’s show (before turning on him to defend April) - thought at the time she gave great reactions, sharp comments, and was also attractive (I mean compared to Aaron at least).

I'm not sure if she would fit here as a user if a retarded pedophile can make her cry on vision but reading the forum would certainly give her some deeper insight into things she's talking about.

On her own she doesn’t have much to talk about except herself, and the “ditzy” personality is not good for structuring a show.

This is why I can't watch her solo show for more than five minutes. "Random musings of a random person structured as stream of consciousness" is not the kind of content I'm interested in.

I also don't think she’s really as dumb as melton and co make out though - it’s part of the persona and worked like kryptonite against all of them. She got in some great zingers, and was grinning and laughing at Ricky throughout. The hero we didn’t know we needed.

I don't think she's that dumb. She lacks charisma and some field of expertise that people find interesting (like legal expertise for old Nick or present day Sean). She's OK as a co-host if she has someone else suggesting topics and as we learned yesterday, she's really good at banter.

 

[not william stenchever]

Keanu weaponized her stupidity

 

[arc minsk]

I think it was fucking brilliant. Nick's MO is to act smarter than you and twist your words against you. He does this every time Josh or PPP says something about him. That's how he debates everyone.

When Keanu weaponized her stupidity he literally had nothing to go on other than to totally sperg out.

very true. if she gave just one detail or accidentally said one word wrong nick would have REDDIT SPERG'd his ACKSHUALLYLLYLYLYLYLYLLYYLLYLYLLL THAT IS NOT AT ALL WHAT HAPPENED YOU SILLY FOOL! and the best part is that i think she lied about april calling her on january 1st but nick is also out of the loop from april so he couldn't really question the validity. he was definitely lawerly digging to twist some shit and the phone call date didn't work out how he planned.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

YES I THROUGH IT ON THE GROUND
BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT
YOU STUPID BITCH
JESUS

(huffs galaxy gas)

 

[Sneed Force One]

In October 2024, we stood on the brink of the Divorce Arc.
Until...Kayla, blazing like a solar flare, clamped down on her cuckold with a vice-grip forged in righteous fury, exiled the biblical serpent from her sovereign domain, and through the unassailable right of violent conquest, reclaimed her place as the one true empress of Nick Rugieta

@Fapcop backed the winning mare—the Crème de la Crème. In the face of delusion and betrayal, she didn’t flinch.
She rose, feathers scorched, pride intact, like a phoenix reborn in chaos.

I kneel to your foresight, Fapcop.

 

[Squee - Goblin Nabob]

Someone linked this on Sean's stream:

https://x.com/memecopium/status/1926123329510899916?s=61

You don't understand Nick's brilliance. If he's too stupid to operate a motor vehicle, he'll finally be free of driving the kids around!

 

[nelly98]

Usually I just use the highlights but this is one of those times where going page by page is worth it.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The footage is definitely going to reopen wounds and cause interpersonal problems for the rekeitas. Maybe it's because in the back of my head I'm imagining the idealized version of her hanging on for the kids sake but secretly, almost shamefully, I kinda feel sorry for Kayla still.

If she doesn't leave him once the footage drops then she truly is lost. This is going to embarrass them in front of their whole community. For any normal woman that's a deal breaker.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yes, basically. All of the “dabblerverse” alcoholic retards are:
-wrestling fans (gay, dumb)
-“shock jock radio” fans (gay, dumb, seeking e-daddies)
-alcoholics (edit: and/or drug [cocaine] users. This one kinda goes without saying but still bears mentioning)
-either stand up comedy fans or failed stand up comedians (stand up comedy is dead, dumb, and gay)

Put all those things together into your average fetal-alcohol-syndrome dabblerverse “fan” and you start to see how these streams (not “shows”) make money thru superchats+subs.

The best way to illustrate how pathetic and retarded the Dabbleverse is would be that two-week period when Jesse wound Ethan Ralph up and sent him in Aaron's direction, Ralph was treated within the Dabbleverse as some kind of final boss character who Aaron wouldn't be able to handle, even though he dealt with Melton for two years.

Then a week or two later Ralph's rehab stint wore off and he got beat up by Tijuana strip club bouncers or whatever and he abandoned what he promised would be his unrelenting focus on Aaron.

This is the level the Dabbleverse is operating on. Ethan Ralph, the 2025 version of Ethan Ralph, was treated as a king.

In October 2024, we stood on the brink of the Divorce Arc.
Until Kayla, blazing like a solar flare, clamped down on her cuckold with a vice-grip forged in righteous fury, exiled the biblical serpent from her sovereign domain, and through the unassailable right of violent conquest, reclaimed her place as the one true empress of Nick Rugieta

Nick and April tried to shame Kayla into filing for divorce, but Kayla deflected that by having no shame.

 

[Truly Rural]

If she doesn't leave him once the footage drops then she truly is lost

She is lost if she didn't leave last night.

 

[Captivate6548]

Keanu is live on MLC with Kevin Brennan going over yesterday's show

 

[arc minsk]

She is lost if she didn't leave last night.

they can't be much more than roommates at this point. i know i was a big internet enjoyer when i was in high school, rekieta's kids are in high school. certainly friends or collaborators have found this thread or videos about it.

 

[Vibralldo]

She is lost if she didn't leave last night.

She's lost if she didn't leave a year ago

 

[parsnip]

I don't think there's nearly enough appreciation for how bad PPP broke the both of them on that stream. For Juju, it completely shattered the 'cool, unbothered' veneer that the simpiracy cracked, and Nick's feeble Juju guarding was just getting mercilessly ran over by the Canadian lesbian. You'd have expected someone who claimed to be a lawyer at the time to be linguistically superior but that wasn't the case.

Any idea where I can look for this?

 

[arc minsk]

Any idea where I can look for this?

i think this is the one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLqVHphqgW0

really shocking how much things have changed since then