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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%
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I liked Tay because I liked Jimmy, and they had good chemistry. After season 2 fell apart, I continued liking Tay cause I hated everyone left on the show except Shinji.

Brian was Jets puppet on Season 2. Watching the Season 2 edits for the first time because the wife got interested in the show during season 3, and I am more convinced. Brian's goodbye with Jimmy always stood out to me because he was all of a sudden likeable. On rewatch, he had a similar moment with Cole after the Gator squats, after the show blew up a bit with JC and Summer leaving. I think that was Brian getting to be himself instead of Jets pawn.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
At least half of what tay wen through was due to her own actions. Nobody made her debase herself to Frank, nobody made her shave her head, nobody made her throw out romans. Shes a fucking loser and all that happened was her being a natural loser being televised to the internet. Even post tank she has created her own worst outcomes lol.
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The cringe shit like her throwing romans and her repeating /pol/ stuff is totally on her I agree but a lot of the weird shit Frank did around her was just Frank being a weird freak. To be more specific the night he got all handsy with a blackout drunk Tay in the upstairs bedroom was not at all her fault it was just Frank being a freak.
 
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Polska krowa said:
Worst contestant is a toss-up between Megatron and Sylvia. Meg wins for me given that she tapped out so quickly.


The "Brian redeemed himself in BG" angle is so retarded. I get the bar was extremely low for him off the back of S2, but if you think doing a poor-quality Arthur Morgan/John Marston impression is redemption (Red Dead Redemption?), then I don't know what to say to you.

The BG performance summed Brian up to a tee; he copies other, funnier/more entertaining people's schtick and does it with less than 10% of the entertainment value of the original. It's like how his standup bit in S2 was just half-remembered Cumtown bits and 4chan jokes. Similarly, when he and Jimmy did the 'Make each other laugh' competition, all Brian could really muster up was a half-arsed Joe Swanson impression, which was probably just an impression he heard Nick do on Cumtown.
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I have to disagree about Sylvia being the worst Fishtank contestant. Sylvia played a very important role in s1 and the whole season wouldn't be nearly as good without her. I was so glad to see her leave when she was first eliminated but I missed TTS making fun of the fat braphog and I missed Letty and Sylvia's rivalry which is an important factor in s1 (remember when Sylvia wiped her ass with Letty's shirt and threw them in the trash only for Tax to fish it out?)

However I agree with you big time about Brian. I can't comprehend why people suddenly think Brian is a comedic genius on Bloodgames, I thought he was fucking terrible. Brian and Fatty were easily the worst parts of Bloodgames.
 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Brian was Sam's puppet which was the worst possible option, all he did with Brian was give him miserable tasks to fuck with the other fish just like he did JC. Jet's puppet's have the season rigged on their behalf: Josie, TJ and Burt. Sam's get tossed off the show.
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Brian got kicked cause Sam forced a narrative poll to save Jimmy cause he knew Jimmy was a fan favorite. Jet was the one busted up about it. TJ was Sam's project.

I don't think Sam has puppets were he takes people downstairs and gives them direction, Sam has projects(TJ/Alex) where he tries to shape them on the show, and fuckmeat(Trish/Mizzy) that he likes flirting with.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
I don't think Sam has puppets were he takes people downstairs and gives them direction, Sam has projects(TJ/Alex) where he tries to shape them on the show, and fuckmeat(Trish/Mizzy) that he likes flirting with.
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Sam is 0 for 2 on his "project" guys. TJ cheated on his girl after S2 and Alex B is still the Ogre's thrall.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
Sam has had some success with Fatty as his project now that he's losing weight. And the shack that Fatty lives in is also thanks to Sam.
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With an added bonus of indirectly shitting on idubbz by looking like a better person. Ian did that doc on Fatty and didn't even pay him while Sam pretty much paid for his Fattyshack and him and fatty seem like pretty good friends.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Ian was hilarious in an ironic way. To go onto a reality show and just do nothing is kind of hilarious. The “don’t say that shit man” fights with Jobe were also really funny and content.
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Ian's sub-plot of being in the Famous House to hide from the cartel who was looking for him to execute him is top notch too. You seriously can't write this shit. Ian is a fish for enlightened individuals for sure.
 
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