“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[Meiwaku]

For YEARS they tried to convince us Jeniffer Aniston was hot. This bitch is ugly as fuck:



Demi Moore:



Also those who played ugly charachters who are actually ugly irl and look better as their nerdy counterparts:

 

[Leaning Tower of Cheeza]

I feel like Selena Gomez’s facial features look like someone squashed her face with their thumb. Her face and face parts keep widening and it weirds me out.
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[Chappell's Lost Earring]

I think the only reason all the reddit types find her attractive is because she played Hermione, who they only found attractive because she was The Girl Character™ in the biggest series of their childhood/adolescence.

Anytime men are obsessed with her, I lowkey think they’re pedophiles that started liking her in the first HP movie when she was like 11 or whatever. I’m very suspicious anytime anyone brings up childhood celebrities that are now grown. Obviously child celebrities grow and can be attractive as adults, but I just am sus the male fans are wanking to their child pictures even though they’re grown.

Maybe if I just...
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I don't remember a LOT from high school art class, but I do remember the center of your pupil should be lined up with the corner of your mouth. I swear, their lines don't go up and down, they just make a V shape with their mouths.

It’s giving fetal alcohol syndrome. They look so much better in the edited pics.

Also those who played ugly charachters who are actually ugly irl and look better as their nerdy counterparts:

Anne Hathaway doesn’t belong in this thread.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Pedro Pascal. His mustache is weak and retarded. He's not attractive without it either, but he looks so much better.

See: Buffy



I cringe every time I see him mentioned. He sets off my creep alarm, especially when he grabs onto women ~because anxiety~ - yet has the balls to be loud and vocal about Current Year culture war stuff. I hope he gets me too'd.

 

[Liber Nihil]

She’s not terribly relevant these days, but I’ve never understood the hype over Dita Von Teese. While I don’t think she’s hideous or anything, people used to talk about her like she’s the second coming of Marilyn Monroe. The platonic ideal of a bombshell sexpot.

To me, she’s a testament to the power of good vintage styling when it comes to making extremely average-looking women seem glamorous and a boring personality seem sexy and mysterious.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

I feel like Selena Gomez’s facial features look like someone squashed her face with their thumb. Her face and face parts keep widening and it weirds me out.
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I blame whoever took that picture as it is very unflattering

 

[Écho Öwl]

To me, she’s a testament to the power of good vintage styling when it comes to making extremely average-looking women seem glamorous and a boring personality seem sexy and mysterious.

Agreed. She does have the knack in selecting her style to achieve that goal. Not all vintage is cool enough to be contemporary.

For what that’s worth.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Anya Taylor-Joy

Legit looks like she has some kind of birth defect. The buccal fat removal made her already strange looking face even more alien.

I never found Emma Watson attractive. At best she looks like a teenage girl, at worst she looks like Justin Bieber in a wig

Jewish boy on puberty blockers is all i see when i look at her.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Maybe if I just...

Everybody's talking about how far apart her eyes are, am I the only one disgusted by that HUGE FUCKING GROSS MOLE THE COLOUR OF POO JUST ABOVE HER EYEBROW?! Bitch, you have so much money, get that shit removed! Cover it up with makeup! Do something! Back in the day, you used to have actresses who'd never ever ever get to play romantic leads because of shit like that!

Every time I see her fucking face I turn into Austin Powers.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Megan Fox. I'm sorry don't kill me.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Megan Fox. I'm sorry don't kill me.

Megan Fox now for sure. It's giving pillow face. She reminds me of a troon ngl.

Young Megan Fox was beautiful, before she got so much work done. Wish we allowed women to age gracefully.

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[MTN Dew Rat]

I'll say it again: Harry Styles is a scruffy mutt with hideous tattoos and a thousand yard stare from all the rich old Jews molesting him behind the scenes I bet; his whole image/identity feels like someone tried to mimic David Bowie without understanding what made Bowie so iconic. Plus any man who unironically wears dresses is automatically not worthy of being recognized as a real man; he's absolutely my pick for people that we need to stop pretending is attractive or hot.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I'll say it again: Harry Styles is a scruffy mutt with hideous tattoos and a thousand yard stare from all the rich old Jews molesting him behind the scenes I bet; his whole image/identity feels like someone tried to mimic David Bowie without understanding what made Bowie so iconic. Plus any man who unironically wears dresses is automatically not worthy of being recognized as a real man; he's absolutely my pick for people that we need to stop pretending is attractive or hot.

THIS. Styles is not a troll, but he looks like every other fuckboi you can find on the street. The nail polish and dresses were just a cheap way to make him seem interesting, especially since his last few movie roles showed that he's a mid actor at best.

 

[The Crescent King]

This phenomena is nothing new in Hollywood. Jean Harlow was the Marilyn Monroe of the 1930s and looked like this in her movies and professional photos.



In reality she looked like this. She was in her 20s in all these photos as she died at 26.



Another example of this phenomena for me is Jacob Elordi. He was semi-decent in Euphoria, but I think he only gets the attention he does because he's 6'5. He's already ageing badly and his facial proportions are weird, particularly his chin.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I want to talk about a phenomenon I've noticed, specifically with Benedict Cumberbatch. It's sort of off-topic, but it involves odd-looking people.

I had an acquaintance years ago who thought he was the hottest guy to ever walk the earth, so I looked him up. I did NOT find him attractive and thought my friend was on bath salts or something.

Then I saw him in Star Trek, and got it; that voice of his is swoon-worthy. I feel like he's an example of someone who doesn't photograph well (to say the least), but seeing them in motion and hearing their voice raises their attractiveness up several notches. I'll never say he's hot, but he's got a lovely voice.

Someone mentioned Anya Taylor-Joy earlier, she's another one of these people. I think she's gorgeous in Emma, but otherwise looks entirely too odd in still photos.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

I’ve been enjoying this thread. 100% agree on psychopath Harry Styles. Men who need to be looked at cannot be trusted, and that is very unattractive.

I also agree on the Pedro Pascal talk. He’s not cute and he needs to stfu. I saw this thumbnail on YT and thought it belonged here for the lolz. She’s not criticizing his looks, but the “no way Jose” hand gesture is a nice touch.


Personally I cannot stand looking at Maria Bello. It’s her neck, mostly. It’s always had that weird, segmented appearance (it’s not just an ange thing) and I get angry if I have to look at her for too long.



Personally, I always disliked Rob Lowe, but somehow I think maybe he’s gotten a little more masculine looking as he’s aged, and I’m sure he’s had work done, and while he’s still not attractive to me, he’s less ugly than he used to be. Does that make sense? Is there a “hot” celebrity any of you think was uglier when younger and better looking as they aged?

I noticed Juliette Lewis mentioned upthread. I agree she’s not pretty, but was she ever really supposed to be? She always struck me as filling the role of “the girl you’re allowed to hurt.” The point is that she’s pretty enough to want to control and her face makes painful expressions in an exaggerated way so that you know just how bad you’ve hurt her (“you” being the men watching). She always struck me as the whore version of Winona Ryder you could fuck in the ass and leave bleeding at a truck stop before going home to your Wife Winona. I don’t like it or approve of Hollywood using her that way, but we know what they do down there.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Is there a “hot” celebrity any of you think was uglier when younger and better looking as they aged?

Joshua Jackson and Robert Downey Junior; RDJ specifically with the facial hair he had for Tony Stark, without it he goes back to being kinda funny looking. He was definitely funny looking in the 80s.

Now for Joshua Jackson, he was cute as Pacey in Dawson's Creek, I didn't find him hot then though. Just cute and kinda dorky.

40-something Joshua? Oh boy yes. I didn't even recognize him until I heard his voice.

1990s


2020s

 

[Poutine It Here]

I will never understand how people find Barry Keoghan attractive.

I also never saw the appeal of Brad Pitt.

 

[Otterly]

Also don’t find Brad Pitt attractive.

 

[Écho Öwl]

Maybe this is controversial; I never found Emma Watson attractive. At best she looks like a teenage girl, at worst she looks like Justin Bieber in a wig,

In deference to EW, while average-ish, she doesn’t overcompensate when dressing and makeup. Dresses with relevance to her body type, minimalist makeup.

She doesn’t do the « Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset » routine.