🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hey! He did give him that picture of Sandra that one time.
iirc he tweeted about thinking about giving the infant xander a photo of his mom but decided not to because he thought the vickers would throw it out (not because that would be a dumb present for a baby)

and that was the closest he ever got to giving xander a present (other than junk to drink or eat)
 
I'm so confused by what this latest werk is supposed to accomplish.

The Pantsu werk I understand. He freaked out at his wife for trying to leave him / thinking that she left him, and then called it a werk after she came back to him to avoid embarrassment.

What does faking being detained at the border accomplish? It makes sense for someone like Hamas Piker because of his political grift, but Ralph isn't some pro-migrant Free Palestiner.

Oh hold on... there's a knock at my door.

Holy shit guys I'm detained for Hasspostings on the Kiwifarms! I managed to sneak this post in. Will update you.

jk it was a werk gayyloggs

What do I get out of that? Is he just really bored and lonely when he has to spend 12 hours at the aeropuerto, so he tasks his wetbrain with inventing werks?
 
What does faking being detained at the border accomplish?
Because Ralph is a BPD woman and it gets people talking about him. Which it does, but notice how much less discussion there was than when people assumed he died in Colombia. Or even when he was legitimately roaming the streets of Tijuana, begging to suck off biker's bananas. Ofc, none of it will translate into more viewers or money, but that's just where the Ralphamale's life and career stands at the moment.
 
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What do I get out of that? Is he just really bored and lonely when he has to spend 12 hours at the aeropuerto, so he tasks his wetbrain with inventing werks?
We might not get much out of it now, but in the future all it does is make people think that everything is just some fabrication that Ralph is using to gain attention, which always backfires on people like Ralph. Because you can only cry wolf so many times before you get fucking devoured and nobody believes you.

I'm not surprised he didn't take a picture of him returning everything but the reeses and the quik because he 's a broke bitch.

He's not going to return his lunch.
 
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It’s sad. That’s the type of thoughtless cheap crap from the sale aisle you buy for the birthday party of your kid’s classmate that they don’t know or like too well. No idea what the boy actually likes but cape shit and dinosaurs should work.

The one family heirloom Ralph had to give to Xander he lost in Tijuana whore house last visit. An empty bottle of nestle and cheap plastic dinosaur will be Ralph’s legacy to Xander.

I'm not going to knock a guy for buying his kid toys on his birthday. I like to say mean shit to Ralph as much as the next guy but that's a pretty nice thing to do.
I will. “It’s the thought that counts” only applies to gifts that have any thought. This is Ralph quickly grabbing a few random things in the sale aisle. If Mary Jane is babysitting him (and I’m assuming so since we haven’t seen Ralph flexing a shabby hotel room) she probably insisted they go by the store before the visit.

It’s just thoughtless cheap crap. If he was going to spend a whole $35 on Xander one nice toy he would be better than a bunch of random cheap crap that will be discarded or broken in two weeks.

Ralph could have got a mini-Yoto or mega block set for Xander at Target. Instead he bought “shut up toys” the cheap shit they put out so a bratty, whiny kid gets some cheap toy during a store visit. I’m sure Faith has plenty of this type of crap already, nor will she be surprised this was the best Ralph would do. I guess it beats a photo of Ronnie to go with the Sandra photo he got as a gift one year.

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Gifts are fine. If a kid was looking for gift for his classmate that's what the kid would pick for his friends birthday. However Ralph is not his son's play buddy, and imo a parent should try to get something more memorable to his children than another piece of generic plastic. Xander's birthday in few days will completely overwrite these gifts. He is 4 he'll disregard them as soon as all the other toys in his toy box. So gifts are fine but are not impactful or special to Xander, they are only special to Ralph.

That's why parents get their kids bikes, trampolines, bouncing castles, tree houses, pets, costumes, big extravagant play sets that are too good to be lumped in with other junk, or other things that they will return to when ever they get bored with their generic toys. It doesn't have to big and costly, it can be something as simple as nebula projector for his bedroom on top of generic toys. These things are nice and kids love them for many years and even into adulthood if the damn thing doesn't break. Kids remember these gifts because they literally grow up with them. To be fair he is only 4 y/o, and there is still time for more memorable gifts.
 
Is it just me that immediately suspected that the reason the receipt is on top of the gifts is that one of his paypiggies paid and wanted confirmation he’d actually bought them, not just put them in the trolley?
No, it's to try to flex how much money he spent. He knew someone would zoom in and see teh number. We already figured out that he returned most, if not all of it because he's extremely broke.
 
I'm not going to knock a guy for buying his kid toys on his birthday. I like to say mean shit to Ralph as much as the next guy but that's a pretty nice thing to do.
I don’t knock him for that, I knock him for posting it on social media to own his haters. This isn’t just a Ralph thing, I’ve seen plenty of deadbeat parents on Facebook flex buying them cheap plastic crap or hanging out with them to prove to everyone what a great parent they are, when in reality they go visit them once every few months and make sure to post online about it.
 
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:diddler: "Ah got yeeeeeeewwwwww MEDICARE! Ah made yew look lahk an id-E-ut cuz you are gonna live longer than peepoh think! Evreee one will HATE yew!"
 
While also having to read hundreds of posts about how you're a fat retard and not screen capping those because they're true
Has he ever left the "You're Gonna Carry That Gunt" quote in a screen cap? The latest ones appear to be from a mobile browser, it's really funny to imagine him cropping it out every time on his phone.
 
Lol @ all the pearl clutching about his gifts. Kids don't give a fuck they just want new stuff and Ralph got his kid a bunch of new stuff. No 4 year old is like "hmm these gifts are a little generic."

Ralph did a fine job. Good for him.
I compare the cheap Chinese toys to gambling. The kids are real excited for few minutes over the surprise of something new then promptly forget they exist.

Faith could go shovel up a few trash bags full of those types of toys for Xander at the her parent’s foreclosed home judging from the photo we saw.
 
Alright, as much as I love to rag on Ralph, this is pretty nice by white-trash deadbeat dad standards. I didn’t think he had it in him to-

>included the receipt in the photo

Nvm, this is clearly just another instance of his usual performative wigger bullshit; Xander’s joy was obviously nothing more than a means to his usual end of garnering Twitter clout. Imagine using your kid as an excuse to flex being able to afford to spend under $200… pathetic.
 
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Nvm, this is clearly just another instance of his usual performative wigger bullshit. Imagine using your kid as an excuse to flex spending less than $200… pathetic.
It's all relative. While $200 may only be 2-3 hours of work for some people, that's at least 12 miserable hours of Ralph silently sitting on stream and reading his phone.
 
It's all relative. While $200 may only be 2-3 hours of work for some people, that's at least 12 miserable hours of Ralph silently sitting on stream and reading his phone.
True, and that’s why my first impression was “aw, that’s sweet, that’s probably a lot of money to someone like him,” but then he just had to include that receipt like the trashy wigger he is… part of me wants to believe the theory @Anne Hyroe suggested, that it’s actually to prove to some paypig that he actually spent the money on presents, because I think that would honestly make it less pathetic… but I already know better by now.

:diddler: “Ah spend more money on spilt liquor than mah keed’s birthday presents, BISH.”
 
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