Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

...Good luck on your crusade against anything furry, demonizing people, who could have been on your side, and essentially insulting every politician

Why, thank you, kind sir!

who isn't willing to break constitutional rights for your cause!

Hey Claus, making fun of you is protected under the First Amendment. Gossip is protected under the First Amendment. This forum is protected under the First Amendment. We are not violating any constitutional rights.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I’ve heard your criticisms, Claudio. I’ll start responding to your unhinged ramblings posts in full from now on, muchacho!

MATI much? I am not sorry for my past, you won't level me down to your height.

Correct. We don’t have to do a thing to get you to denigrate yourself. In fact, you seem to revel in your embarrassing power leveling. Do you have a humiliation fetish?

You have a brown retard (@JohnnyGringo) who thinks he'll be accepted in your circle.

@JohnnyGringo is more than welcome in our “circle”. His posts are consistently informative and of high quality, and the cultural context he provides is very helpful. you will never be a whitexican, btw.

You have a lolicon (@Sperg Spectating) who didn't learn his lesson and uses profile pictures made by artists who want lolis to "ruin them".

You have no proof that @Sperg Spectating is a lolicon besides the fact that one of his profile pictures was made by one.

You have @Sparkletor 2.0, who can't even follow basic instructions for answering a question.

That’s ironic. He’s asked you many questions, and you’ve only answered like 5 of them.

You have a moralfagging (@x64x4) bitch who keeps thinking that modifying what I say, and being disingenuous, is a good tactic to incriminate me.

He has done this once. All it takes is one click to go back and view the real thing btw

You have @DoNotFeedTheSneed, a dumbass who keeps nitpicking everything I say, as of trying to find a needle in a haystack so he can force the "miracle" of confirming his suspicions about me

I responded to this jokingly, but I feel like I owe you a serious response. I only respond to a few things at a time as to not clog the thread with walls of text like you. Unlike you, i respect forum etiquette.

You have @Tread Miller, a backstabbing retard who might as well be trans because they love saying they are women (until they aren't).

Backstabbing? @Tread Miller never claimed to be on your side in the first place. You’re only saying that because he gave you the benefit of the doubt once.

This is your team.

Better to have a band of retards than no team at all! You have no friends! LOL!

...Good luck on your crusade against anything furry, demonizing people, who could have been on your side, and essentially insulting every politician who isn't willing to break constitutional rights for your cause! That's totally going to bring numbers to your team.

I have never claimed that I want to illegalize furry porn. That’s your persecution complex speaking.

You have a larger probability of success with lolicon (which would make @Sperg Spectating sad, poor raped/groomed boy wouldn't have access to his loli wank material).

I actually have argued for criminalizing lolicon. Those debate threads are probably in spergatory now.

No matter what happens, I'll watch from afar with popcorn ready.

How are you going to make popcorn if you never leave your room? Is your Mama going to bring you some?

Remember what I told you, @Tread Miller. ONE. MASSIVELY. POWERFUL. POLITICIAN.

That's all it takes.

Believe me, Claudio: if a San Francisco tech millionaire (Liz Fong-Jones) can’t take down the farms, there’s no way in hell a poor chilango can.

 

[NuIItley]

Probably from deepthroating a barbed cat cock.

claudio what are you trying to say with this

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I am not sorry for my past

If you are not sorry for your past, you probably don't think the things you did were wrong. If you think you did no wrong, you have no reason to change your behavior. If you don't change your behavior, you remain the same.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

One last thing, let me rest how much those 2 neurons each of you have can work overtime with this: The morning my intoxication almost killed me

Almost isn't good enough. A winner doesn't "almost" win. Keep trying! You can do it!

I was grey as a ghoul,

I think you meant brown as shit.

my lips and fingertips were berry purple,

Pinecone brown.

the eyes were completely red shot,

That's because you stayed up all night coping and seething. Probably dilating too. With one of the butt plugs you got from your Lovense account.

I could barely walk and my blood was almost ink colored.

Ink can be red. My blood is also red.

I wonder what type of intoxication would cause such decoloration and give me a toxin level that, as I remember the doctors literally saying, would kill the average man.

It sounds to me if you are undergoing such drastic physical changes such as those you are describing, you probably have demonic possession. Many such cases. It's caused by strong unrestrained sexual desire towards animals. Log off and find a priest.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

Anyways, I love how @Guns of the Gaytriots indirectly implied that not only people never change, but that @Null very likely is still into neko shota too

Null has a very special thread of his own on the prospering grounds side of things
But I'm here to laugh at the perpetually mad cat rapist right now, not the perpetually mad site admin.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I've decided that enough has happened in the last month and a half (Jesus how did we get 160 pages in 6 weeks) to warrant an OP rewrite.
If you want to help speed up this process, please post your favorite CLAUDIO WINNINGS with a link to the post. (Claudio PL'ing about his early life, funny freakouts, things I may have missed from his pre-kf days) Your help will be appreciated, reading through 160 pages of this shit is going to get tiresome.
I'm also most likely going to include some shitposts as well, just don't go overboard.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've decided that enough has happened in the last month and a half (Jesus how did we get 160 pages in 6 weeks) to warrant an OP rewrite.
If you want to help speed up this process, please post your favorite CLAUDIO WINNINGS with a link to the post. (Claudio PL'ing about his early life, funny freakouts, things I may have missed from his pre-kf days) Your help will be appreciated, reading through 160 pages of this shit is going to get tiresome.
I'm also most likely going to include some shitposts as well, just don't go overboard.

You need to include his sperg out about his finger and scribbling in his math notebook. Classic Claudio win.
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Because of people like you, I have anger issues since the age of 13. I still remember how I almost ruined my math notebook with a pencil and raw, pent up child rage.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I've decided that enough has happened in the last month and a half (Jesus how did we get 160 pages in 6 weeks) to warrant an OP rewrite.
If you want to help speed up this process, please post your favorite CLAUDIO WINNINGS with a link to the post. (Claudio PL'ing about his early life, funny freakouts, things I may have missed from his pre-kf days) Your help will be appreciated, reading through 160 pages of this shit is going to get tiresome.
I'm also most likely going to include some shitposts as well, just don't go overboard.

Some personal highlights:

After asking my mother about something specific, I reached a realization that is both amazing and horrifying. But, I guess you'll have to wait until the 25th.

@Tread Miller You better be a good Kiwitard and cooperate. Post what I said that night.

Being bisexual is being half-gay. But I understand that you retards can't be satisfied, gain inhuman levels of standards with people you hate, and nitpick the shit out everything I say.

It's okay to be low IQ. What's not okay is trying to belittle others because of your own deficiencies.

Not a single fucking soul will believe your allegations. No one with a brain will find logic or sense with your arguments supporting this "Claudio raped a cat" conjecture. And even if I managed to completely destroy the allegations with documents, you would INSTANTANEOUSLY move back to Red XIII.

You will never be satisfied. You will never surrender. Your ego won't allow it.

Being bullied for 13 years, and harassed online for 15, taught me that words will never work on the likes on you.

You have to be persecuted.

You have to be jailed.

You have to be forced out of society by authorities.

You have to die.

I will just wait for nature to do it's job. Be it an earthquake, a flood, a heat wave, a freezing wave, or human intervention.

In case you didn't notice, I have been desensitized to violence because of the likes of you.


Taking into account I don't openly complain about it outside of the fucking internet, yes. I can handle it.

The one that whines like a little girl is my Má.

You have no fucking idea how it feels to endure a large amount of existential dread filling your fucking head. You do not have the slightest idea how badly I ended up crying as I had to process the fact that my bloodline ends with me.

Fuck.

Y O U.

This is all my father's fault.

I don't give a flying fuck that you hate that I still like anthro characters. I will keep liking them, no matter how much you try to punch me, want yo hurt me, or try to burn me down. In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.

 

[Xev]

Well retard, I hope you keep winning for another 163 pages.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Blah blah blah I'm terminally raped and you guys really clog up my tube.

That's cool and all Claudio, but have you ever gone snorkeling? And if you have, did it go something like this?

 

[NoxTuk]

If you want to help speed up this process, please post your favorite CLAUDIO WINNINGS with a link to the post.

He just can't stop winning, huh.

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Did you really think that meant I wouldn't fight back? I'm just doing what life itself taught me. If people don't learn the good way, they'll learn the bad way.

I have fought back many times irl. I have stabbed someone's head who got their hands on me with a pen, harming their scalp. I managed to get three mega faggots kicked out of a private school after enduring harassment from them.

 

[Tread Miller]

You have @Tread Miller, a backstabbing retard who might as well be trans because they love saying they are women (until they aren't).

Stop being a transphobic bigot, trans rights are human rights! But seriously, I've told you multiple times I was posting your DMs in this thread, how come now I'm a "backstabbing retard"?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Sperg Spectating
Claudio's condition could probably use a mention in the early life section too.

Miopatia Nemalimica.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemaline_myopathy

Nemaline myopathy (also called rod myopathy or nemaline rod myopathy) is a congenital, often hereditary neuromuscular disorder with many symptoms that can occur such as muscle weakness, hypoventilation, swallowing dysfunction, and impaired speech ability. The severity of these symptoms varies and can change throughout one's life to some extent. The prevalence is estimated at 1 in 50,000 live births.[1] It is the most common non-dystrophic myopathy.[2][3]

 

[Po's Cootah]

I've decided that enough has happened in the last month and a half (Jesus how did we get 160 pages in 6 weeks) to warrant an OP rewrite.
If you want to help speed up this process, please post your favorite CLAUDIO WINNINGS with a link to the post. (Claudio PL'ing about his early life, funny freakouts, things I may have missed from his pre-kf days) Your help will be appreciated, reading through 160 pages of this shit is going to get tiresome.
I'm also most likely going to include some shitposts as well, just don't go overboard.

Claudio going full lunatic here:

These are the DMs Claudio sent me:

Spoiler: Page 5 (some already posted ITT)

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Spoiler: Page 6

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You're laughing. You caused Claudio to have stones in his gallbladder and you're laughing.

 

[Tread Miller]

I've decided that enough has happened in the last month and a half (Jesus how did we get 160 pages in 6 weeks) to warrant an OP rewrite.
If you want to help speed up this process, please post your favorite CLAUDIO WINNINGS with a link to the post. (Claudio PL'ing about his early life, funny freakouts, things I may have missed from his pre-kf days) Your help will be appreciated, reading through 160 pages of this shit is going to get tiresome.
I'm also most likely going to include some shitposts as well, just don't go overboard.

Here are links to the posts where I revealed some of his DMs where he loves to power-level:

Got some more DMs from him starting from Sunday afternoon (~4PM Mexico City time), and ended Monday morning (~3AM Mexico City time). Since it's late there, I'll share them while I wait for a response from him to my latest DM:

If you're going to leak some of the DMs, I might as well release the entire thing.

Speaking of oversharing, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda told me in DMs that he went through 4 boyfriends in 14 years, with him being the one to end it with his first 2 boyfriends:

Can't forget the phonebook that @JohnnyGringo did:

So thanks to @Claudio Hernández Castañeda postings, spergery, and his constant powerleveling, I have managed to figure out his phonebook. I’ll provide a TL;DR with the address, but my evidence will be provided here.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Spoiler: Helpful posts

Claus' other FA account and liking feral porn:

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The ball is in your court, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda.

Edit:
Look who I found in an archive(stories attached)! In that same archive, I also found someone named "yayofangamer". Who could that be, I wonder? Well, it matches up with a dead url on Claus' Inkbunny page.
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It seems like @Claudio Hernández Castañeda had two FA accounts.

Edit 2:
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Unfortunately all the files in this directory are missing, but the titles remain.

Sorry for doubleposting, but I felt like it was very important to notify everybody that @Claudio Hernández Castañeda IS INTO FERAL PORN.
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YOU DID RAPE THE CAT YOU SPIC FAGGOT!

Partial FA archive:

Here is a partial archive. NSFW.
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Edit:
Ironic post from his YouTube community page.
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Claus dates a tranny:

Here's one of the descriptions from the zip file:
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>she is also there, but in male form

The part I want to focus on is the "that special someone I love so much" part. It seems Claus either dated or had a crush on this artist. Gallery link(a). Let's take a look at that about section(a):
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Another piece of evidence that Claus is a tranny chaser.

Claus' Google Maps reviews including a gay club:

So I’ve been sitting on this for a few days now, but I have found Claudio’s Google Maps reviews.

Post with Claus' dox:

Let’s keep digging. The SUV/Crossover seems to be either a Renault Duster or a Jeep Liberty. Here is a photo of a Renault Duster as a reference.

Claus admits that he's still a furry:

I don't give a flying fuck that you hate that I still like anthro characters. I will keep liking them, no matter how much you try to punch me, want yo hurt me, or try to burn me down. In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.

Claus' stories in PDF form:

Noticed I was having trouble viewing the attached docs to this post. They work fine on my phone but won't open on my computer. Is anyone else having this issue? I've attached them as PDFs to this post.

Claus brings up the cat:

About my parents:
They already know the context. If you are wondering.

About the accusations of zoophilia:
I just don't know why would I be considered harmful to animals when all I have done to those is try to help them. In my fucking Mexican neighborhood an unknown neighbor from the neighboring neighborhood sexually abused a cat and the cat managed to flee after the fact.


My mom and I found the cat under a car of my neighborhood and we had to put it down. There are recordings and witnesses of our pick up.


I have had dogs my entire life and I never thought about being like the degenerate zoophiles you have heard about.


And I don't hate white people. I fucking hate anyone the same. Even fucking afrocentrist, low IQ bastard CUNTS.

Extra clarifications: I literally fucking see Red XIII as a monster. Otherwise what the fuck kind of hybrid that talks is that?

Claus has no friends:

Which is it, Claudio?
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LOL at "I've never had friends, my only real friends coming from cats to dogs."

Claus' e621 comments, revealing that he's into incest:

I'd like to showcase some of Claus' comments on e621.

Spoiler: NSFW Links and Archives

Hey, did you know that Claus is into incest, too?
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Isn't it great that he can't get into his account to delete these, and they're stuck there forever?

According to the upload on e621, the Worriz piece is by BowserBoy101. Comparing his gallery archive (NSFW) and current gallery, it seems a fair bit of NSFW work has been deleted, and archive.ph only has the first gallery page archived. I don't really care to look too much further into this, though.

Claus begging on FA for commissions because his mom is angry that he lost $20 USD + Claus leaving a comment on transgender art:

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@FakeAFClausMystery what happened here? What is the "forbidden" problem?


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[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Why should I respect someone that killed himself with fentanyl after living a life of crime? FAFO and rot in Hell, Floyd.

Happy George Floyd day, buddy! (according to Wikipedia, at least)

EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLEPOSTING
Claudio's most unhinged moment has to go in for sure.

Spoiler: Claudio threatens to fucking murder us lol

Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you

Good luck proving murder in a self defense case, illiterate gringo. Reminder: You have to prove 3 things: INTENT, OPPORTUNITY, MALICE.

What about you slaughter your entire family, then you kill yourself? Hmm?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Still whiter than you mongoloid

Show hand.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Show hand.

Show 100 year old grandma.