Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Narrowback]

I think this might be more money than Ellen has ever made in a night. Floppa's gonna be eating filet mignon and fine wine

 

[Ghostse]

Apparently, if you use the word retard it means that you also use the words nigger and faggot. Why does that word trigger her so much?

It is so retarded to not be able to say a word even when trying to halt its use. What a bunch of faggots. I hope they are stabbed by niggers.

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I think this might be more money than Ellen has ever made in a night. Floppa's gonna be eating filet mignon and fine wine

And he didn't even need to show his butthole on cam

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

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Nah, I still think the N-word isn't that cool of a thing to throw around, but "retard" is a great word, dare I say necessary. We need retard more than ever in this day and age. It should be explicitly run on as a campaign platform.

 

[Ghostse]

Nah, I still think the N-word isn't that cool of a thing to throw around, but "retard" is a great word, dare I say necessary. We need retard more than ever in this day and age. It should be explicitly run on as a campaign platform.

I will stop using nigger the moment blacks do.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

She doesn't exercise. Ellen is skinnyfat. It means she has a healthy BMI on paper, but never exercises so she doesn't have any muscle.
Edit: Ellen lies again.
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Bitch, you wished you looked half as good as you draw yourself. In reality you make holocaust survivors look dummy thicc by comparison. I’m 6ft, 200 lbs and even I have a bigger ass than this walking 2x4. I wouldn’t be shocked if you could play Spooky Scary Skeletons on her ribs because of how visible they are IRL.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Nah, I still think the N-word isn't that cool of a thing to throw around, but "retard" is a great word, dare I say necessary. We need retard more than ever in this day and age. It should be explicitly run on as a campaign platform.

Ellen is a retarded nigger.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Awww how cute…

She’s fantasizing about something she’ll never do in real life.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

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Awww how cute…

She’s fantasizing about something she’ll never do in real life.

How many “Nazis” have actually gotten punched in real life? The only one who comes to mind is Richard Spencer, which started all this retardation. Definitely not enough to fill out ten hours.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

She didn't even put the timestamps correctly! Even AdamTots, who managed to make a worse version of Loss, would remember that a 10 hour video would be marked 10:00:00.

How many “Nazis” have actually gotten punched in real life? The only one who comes to mind is Richard Spencer, which started all this retardation. Definitely not enough to fill out ten hours.

There was that dude with the swastika armband on the NYC subway that got cold-clocked as well. Nothing else comes to mind.

 

[Agarathium1066]

There was that dude with the swastika armband on the NYC subway that got cold-clocked as well. Nothing else comes to mind.

Didn't even have to wear a swastika armband to get that experience. That's just the NYC subway on a normal day.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Nah, I still think the N-word isn't that cool of a thing to throw around

Afraid a nigger might overhear you?

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

No one talks about "punching nazis" because they have convictions. They say it to sound cool.

 

[Ghostse]

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Awww how cute…

She’s fantasizing about something she’ll never do in real life.

Wow Ellen. Really? Dreaming about violence against oppressed blacks? Your internalized racism is showing.
Big yikes. I can't even.

Later that day the Hooligans decided to terrorize a local Buffalo Wild Wings:
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[Bruno Powroznik]

Nah, I still think the N-word isn't that cool of a thing to throw around

n-word? do you mean nigger? is the word you meant supposed to be nigger?

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

Afraid a nigger might overhear you?

Eh, I'd just rather not cross over fully from "noticing patterns" to straight up denying people a chance to prove themselves. I can appreciate saying things because you've been told you can't, though.

n-word? do you mean nigger? is the word you meant supposed to be nigger?

Sure man, I guess. Nigger. I don't want to make a big deal of it, but it's not in my repertoire either. There was a brief window where it became cool to discuss it academically, with a hard R, but right now it's just more edgy than I prefer.

 

[fragmaster tito]

Eh, I'd just rather not cross over fully from "noticing patterns" to straight up denying people a chance to prove themselves. I can appreciate saying things because you've been told you can't, though.


Sure man, I guess. Nigger. I don't want to make a big deal of it, but it's not in my repertoire either. There was a brief window where it became cool to discuss it academically, with a hard R, but right now it's just more edgy than I prefer.

nigger is just a word just some letters only poeple are taught to be offended by it but i say nigger all the time and noone gives a damn about it

 

[Sonya-chan]

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Awww how cute…

She’s fantasizing about something she’ll never do in real life.

She... Doesn't know what "ASMR" is right?

 

[FroonHRTSlammer]

Edit 2: People keep forgetting the bonus panel where she bends his dick. Can a male please explain if it would hurt? Seems like it would.

Is she bending his dick? I genuinely have no idea what she's doing but from what you've shown it doesn't seem it would hurt.

 

[harbringer883]

Is she bending his dick? I genuinely have no idea what she's doing but from what you've shown it doesn't seem it would hurt.

Yeah, im not sure it would.

 

[Tablet County]

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Have you got anything without niggers in it?