Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%
  • Total voters
    319
BibiLivesMatter said:
Would it be too soon to say that Nick Rekieta is the lowcow of this decade the 2020s?

I remember when this thread was barely 500 and in five years he brought it up to 9000.
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Julays Lolcow of the Year winners with percentage of total vote;
2020 - Ethan Ralph (46.3% otv)
2021 - Ethan Ralph (45.7% otv)
2022 - Keffals (47.7% otv)
2023 - Nick Rekeita (34.4% otv)
2024 - Nick Rekeita (61.8% otv)

Nick and Ralph have both won 2 LOTY's in the 2020s.

Nick holds an average winning percentage of 48.1%, to ralphs 46.0%, a slim margin, but one favoring Nick.

Nick holds the lowest vote share of a winner (34.4%), but also the sole majority vote of the decade (61.8%).

Nick is currently off list for LOTY 2025, that slaughter rule stipulation is enough to declare him the Lolcow of the Decade so far, but his lead isn't insurmountable.

If he does make the list it's hard to believe he wouldn't at least win by plurality, BossmanJack (2024 LOTY runner up, 19.3% otv) is likely to repeat as his closest competitor and voter fatigue may help him beat Nick in his prime. That may put him squarely in the conversation with Nick and Ralph as LOTD moving past the midpoint of the decade...

But a Nick victory and 3 peat would all but guarantee him the decade.

His 2023 marathon debauchery set the table for a 2024 in the wilderness. His opening months were a speed run of his 2023, but the majority of the year was spent in the wilderness, a strange limbo of coping, seething and wondering what comes next. 2025 has been about consequences, and as of late may the trickle of those punishments has turned into a steady stream.

His Retards Journey sets him apart.

Retards Journey.webp

The dabbleverse kind of fills the ewok role in Nick's journey. They came in late, added nothing, but through proximity to the central figures in the story, we still had to talk about them.
 
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Vernerus said:
Absolutely dizguzting. I can't tell if he sounds more like an AI or a parody of Fatrick. I kept expecting to hear "stalker child" come out of his mouth.
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Listened again and I totally hear it lmao guess we better start watching for any Black children going missing in Kandiyohi County.
 
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Lonely khan said:
His Retards Journey sets him apart.
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It doesn’t even mention picking up galaxy gas in your 40’s

I actually knew someone who straight up died of hypoxia from that shit, friend’s roommate. If it’s a dumb fucking thing to do when you’re 20, it’s indescribable in your 40’s when you ought to have a little perspective on how trading a clump of brain cells for a couple minutes of dizziness will play out
 
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Forfeited Heroes said:
This man is such a pathetic slob. I'm disgusted by the idea that the money I gave him after the Youtube ban probably went right up his nose. Praying that some divine intervention takes place that compels him to just go offline forever and fix his life earnestly.
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I almost donated to him during Rittenhouse, but once bitten twice shy. Other influencers being full of shit had me wised up to it. Either way just use it as a learning experience, could be worse, you could be someone who still balldo guarded him right now.

Tried to watch Nick live, but man he is just insufferable.
 
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3MMA said:
The mom (Kayla) is miserable, & Nick is clearly still going off on his own headtrip, on his way off the deep end.
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The way he completely lost his mind and was screaming and yelling like a berserk lunatic is probably the way he treats Kayla and his kids.

This is the way he acts when the camera is off.
 
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