Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%
  • Total voters
    294
arc minsk said:
i bet nick has a folder of keanu's messages but he can't outright say it because he was the one who had received them. when keanu said she spoke with april *ON THE PHONE* in january he was actually fucking shook. it's probably also why he was so insistent on her defining whether or not it was by text or phone conversation. he has a lot more secrets that he wishes he could talk about but they were all received in a very bad manner.
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Correction: They spoke verbally in November and texted in January.

Regardless, Nick and April were together at least until November because he was shocked that she hid something from him.

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Nick is live and he is very... fidgety.
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Some highlights until now:

- He has real-time Super Tips playing

-Supposedly he is NOT talking about Keanu

- He does NOT miss drinking, and he is claiming he was NEVER sober on the show until now.

- He is tallking about the P Diddy sex degeneracy in the case
 
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Null said:
rekieta looks greasy as FUCK
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Dude, you just missed him trying to toast with a straight face. You could tell he was projecting his feelings about family/children instead of being a 40 year old pozzed rentboy. And then he loses the mask and goes "Grandmother...Disgusting!"
 
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4090 Chad said:
He’s got stiff competition right now with Anisa/Idubbz and Bossman
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Bossman is done. He's off to prison for the rest of the year probably.
Idubbbz and Anisa? I dunno all they have to look forward to is losing a lot of money on their shitty canceled fighting match and being laughed at for cucktent cop.

Crackets has losing a lot of money from Montegraph to look forward to in december,
Crackets has the footage coming soon (tm)
Crackets has meltdowns and malding in the next few weeks while he gets antsier and antsier about the footage.
Crackets has to dance like a little monkey every day for us to convince his PO he has a job, and he can't stay still long enough to not do whippets on stream.

He's just begun on new levels of stupidity.
 
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AnOminous said:
He fails to bathe. We know that. He is greasy because he exudes oil from his foul skin. He is a disgusting, greasy piece of shit who is unable to bathe. He's disgusting. Just look at how fucking filthy he is.
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Some dim animal instinct that the demon didn’t reach yet is vaguely aware that whippets in the bath are an existential threat
 
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Sleepless in Spicer

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AnOminous said:
Fuck Nick's crazy-eyed cunt mom, fuck his perjurer lying in court ass dad. Fuck both those parents. They spawned this evil piece of shit and have enabled him his entire life.
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You have to wonder just how fucked up the Homeschooled kids are? I mean above and beyond the Mountains of Coke in the 9 year old. This family is fucked up even by Ghetto and Trailer Trash standards. They're fucked up even by Slav standards.
 
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One of the absolute best parts of Nick's absolute meltdown talking to Keanu are when he's screaming and his voice get's so high pitched that it sounds like he inhaled helium or like someone sped uo the video. He sounds like he could be the fourth member of the Bee Gees with that falsetto. Someone who's good with AI has got to take the highest pitched voice samples of Nick and have AI use that to sing Bee Gees songs like Stayin Alive, More Than A Woman, and especially the song Tragedy.
 
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Vibralldo said:
He's just seething 24/7 now.
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Why can't he bathe? He looks so fucking pathetic. Dude, your face is greasy, you look filthy. BATHE, BITCH!
RudyRayMoore said:
Does this guy ever take a shower, wash his hair, do any personal hygiene?
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He's fucking filthy. It's DISGUSTING!

Take a shower you filthy cocksucker!
 
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arc minsk said:
why is he endlessly rubbing his hands on his thighs and zooming eyes around the room like a severely autistic guy trying to self sooth? or a female trying to give doe eyes by looking up to his new notification screen up top.

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He's probably taking something because the testing office is closed for the long weekend and he thinks it'll be out of his system by then
 
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