Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RaptInPlastic]

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It always amuses me when AI "corrects" Rekieta's actual inhuman facial proportions to something more reasonable and human.

 

[Pedophobe]

I love how judgemental his posters expensive artworks look. They're not mad, just disappointed.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

It always amuses me when AI "corrects" Rekieta's actual inhuman facial proportions to something more reasonable and human.

He looks like someone cut all his skin off and then put it back on again in a hurry.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Wtf did no one bring up that Keanu did not dox April, April living in the second house was well known because of Nick’s retail listing showing her belongings. We all knew she was there well before Keanu

True, everyone knew based on the house listing and from the photos April herself was posting on X and IG. People were saying it in chat too. But ngl it was pretty based of Keanu to just be like “I doxed her, so what, I’d do it again lol” instead

 

[Fake News Anchor]

lol @ crackieta getting the withdrawal shakes and chills

 

[Yung Bach]

Rekieta is so stinky he’s literally attracting flies.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

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The detail is insane. The future of AI just keeps getting better. Back in my day, we had to wait 'till the dedicated meme artist could whip something up.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

lol @ crackieta getting the withdrawal shakes and chills

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WHIPPET TIME

 

[RaptInPlastic]

The detail is insane. The future of AI just keeps getting better. Back in my day, we had to wait 'till the dedicated meme artist could whip something up.

I share the cat's concerns, ngl
Rekieta is a danger to himself and more importantly others. But it is very fucking funny to watch.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Somewhere in raccoon heaven, a little chonker smiles as the rage twig weeps.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Still on his 'you don't have the full story' bullshit
I can't wait for that bodycam footage.
I want it streamed
I want it downloaded
I want it reuploaded
I want it saved locally
I want it saved to a thumb drive
I want it etched on a fucking laserdisc and shoved up Nick's ass so he can never say 'YOU DON'T HAVE THE FULL STORY!' ever again

 

[Schpoots]

How can we not have the fully story when every prediction we make ends up being correct?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Still on his 'you don't have the full story' bullshit
I can't wait for that bodycam footage.
I want it streamed
I want it downloaded
I want it reuploaded
I want it saved locally
I want it saved to a thumb drive
I want it etched on a fucking laserdisc and shoved up Nick's ass so he can never say 'YOU DON'T HAVE THE FULL STORY!' ever again

I want it broadcast on local UHF TV in Kandiyohi County

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

There is literally nothing stopping him from telling us the full story now, he already pled guilty.

 

[RotPockets]

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WHIPPET TIME

He should’ve been a dentist.

Nick is just the Gas now.

 

[TexOffender]

Well the ultimate full story would be April doing a stream and answering questions about all the shit that happened. Do it April, you'll make $100k in superchats.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Here is a man that has been broken in mind, body, and penis.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Well the ultimate full story would be April doing a stream and answering questions about all the shit that happened. Do it April, you'll make $100k in superchats.

Forget April, I’m more interested in what Kayla has to say. She hasn’t spoken to the Internet since that weird locals post about how she’s proud of her body and shit (still think Rekieta wrote that though).

I need to know what Kayla’s Qover nickname was.

 

[arc minsk]

Forget April, I’m more interested in what Kayla has to say. She hasn’t spoken to the Internet since that weird locals post about how she’s proud of her body and shit (still think Rekieta wrote that though).

I need to know what Kayla’s Qover nickname was.

spock or some absolute basic bitch retard shit. nick probably thought she was a nerd when they met and he was also a nerd but she just played nintendo once and was a proto gaymer girl.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Forget April, I’m more interested in what Kayla has to say. She hasn’t spoken to the Internet since that weird locals post about how she’s proud of her body and shit (still think Rekieta wrote that though).

I need to know what Kayla’s Qover nickname was.

I'd imagine it'd go something along the lines of "Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................." And then reaching for her xanax.