Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 39.0%
  • Total voters
    364
ADHD said:
Nick is live and he is very... fidgety.
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I'm a NYS Court recognized expert on telling the difference between the living and the dead (or at least explaining it to really stupid lawyers and slightly dimwitted Judges. "What do you mean by Obvious Death?" " well he didn't have a head"). And this one would go to the wire. A reasonable case could be made that he is only still moving due to Haitian Voodoo Powder blown up his nose and possibly the sacrifice of a live chicken.
AnOminous said:
Why can't he bathe? He looks so fucking pathetic. Dude, your face is greasy, you look filthy. BATHE, BITCH!
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Null wont take his Shower Calls anymore. It's become a place of mourning and despair for him to which he can no longer return.
 
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Sigh... I was hoping a night stream would drop a matter of public interest. Oh well.
"A man can dream though... A man can dream."

Vibralldo said:
The way he has violent fantasies about murdering Keanu. He's violent and probably beats his wife and kids.
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Aaron's baseball bat story with Nick seems more and more likely to be real. The only good part of that is when not cornered, Kayla gives it right back.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
He does NOT miss drinking, and he is claiming he was NEVER sober on the show until now.
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What's that mean?
Like until right this moment or until he was forced to stop doing substances by the courts?

I mean in reality he's never been sober, but what bullshit is Nick trying to spin?
 
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AnOminous said:
He fails to bathe. We know that. He is greasy because he exudes oil from his foul skin. He is a disgusting, greasy piece of shit who is unable to bathe. He's disgusting. Just look at how fucking filthy he is.
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No wonder his kids were filthy, their own dad doesn't know basic hygiene, they never had a chance to learn
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Nick has clearly been seething since last night, and from the state of his skin and hair, I'd bet he didn't sleep at all. From his twitchy eye movements I say he dipped into his adderall to get through the stream tonight.
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Keanu made Nick seethe for 24+ hours straight just by staying calm and reading text messages

Queen
 
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Just finished watching Nick's feltdown over Kiki just pressing his buttons and I noticed something.

Nick has never had this type of emotional meltdown over people felting and abusing his wife. Kayla gave birth to 5 of his kids and gets treated like an NPC in Nicks life. Nick also let slip how much April really meant to him by admitting that he would have started a relationship with April should Kayla had divorced him.

I wonder how Kayla feels knowing that Nick still feels this way.

Nick really is a monster of a human being and I really hope he gets what he deserves.
 
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Just a full blown sperg out. This guy DEFINITELY hits himself in the head when he gets too excited. That voice change, that high pitch, you can't fake that. He even lost that pithy, gay ass affect he puts on when he wants to tear down an argument. You're hearing the real accent come out and, surprise, it's a whiny little bitch!
 
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Need paper towels to soak up the carpet-liquor so you can wring it back into your """water bottle"""?
Try Scrawny!​
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Correction: They spoke verbally in November and texted in January.

Regardless, Nick and April were together at least until November because he was shocked that she hid something from him.



Some highlights until now:

- He has real-time Super Tips playing

-Supposedly he is NOT talking about Keanu

- He does NOT miss drinking, and he is claiming he was NEVER sober on the show until now.

- He is tallking about the P Diddy sex degeneracy in the case
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lmao the micropeen counter gave me a hearty guffaw
 
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