- Joined
- Jul 10, 2017
I'm a NYS Court recognized expert on telling the difference between the living and the dead (or at least explaining it to really stupid lawyers and slightly dimwitted Judges. "What do you mean by Obvious Death?" " well he didn't have a head"). And this one would go to the wire. A reasonable case could be made that he is only still moving due to Haitian Voodoo Powder blown up his nose and possibly the sacrifice of a live chicken.Nick is live and he is very... fidgety.
Null wont take his Shower Calls anymore. It's become a place of mourning and despair for him to which he can no longer return.Why can't he bathe? He looks so fucking pathetic. Dude, your face is greasy, you look filthy. BATHE, BITCH!