Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sperg Spectating]

Claudio just realized he can edit the quotes in a message and got really excited, don't worry guys he'll calm down soon.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I had a whole gay love letter typed out, but then I realized how I don't deserve you.

Ew. What the fuck man.

I'm gooned for a day and we get even more pages.

Weird flex.

 

[Tread Miller]

Even though I'm a "liability" to Claudio, he keeps sending me DMs. Here is the rest of page 7, all the way to now.

Spoiler: Page 7 (some already posted ITT)

Spoiler: Page 8

Spoiler: Page 9

Spoiler: Page 10 (as of now)

Spoiler: Summary

According to Claudio:

• Already posted before:
  • @Sparkletor 2.0 is retarded
  • I am a "demonic whore from the lake of fire, who will get gang stabbed by demons who once swore they were its ally, until Jesus comes back to Earth to bring the end times"
  • Claudio will be at peace once he sees "the concrete being fully painted red with any of these people's blood"
  • Claudio sends the obituary he claims is his great-great grandfather who saved "millions of Mexican babies in the long term"
• Kiwi Farms will go down once Null gets on the bad side of the wrong U.S. politician
  • We are clearly "controlled opposition" because it's politically diverse here
• The ancestors of the "team" against him also killed babies
• I am a liability to him and I am with you guys
• You guys apparently don't "[r]ead the room," saying:
  • [USER 1 redacted] left a week ago.
    [USER 2 redacted] left half a week ago
    [USER 3 redacted] is just starting to become inactive.
    [USER 4 redacted] is almost inactive.
    [USER 5 redacted] hasn't appeared again
    [USER 6 redacted] moved on to shit on ■■■■ and ■■■■■■■
• Talks about the Bowser crush he had at 11 that he already power-levelled about in this thread
• Politicians cannot outlaw furry art/drawn Internet porn/obscentiy in general without failing and getting blacklisted (I think he already said this ITT)
• Claudio supports taking people like me out back and shooting them
• Claudio has had 4 relationships in 14 years, broke off the first 2 relationships himself
• Claudio removed his incestual fantasies with his Internet detox, and dropped the furry fandom before 25 (before his brain reached full maturity)
• Claudio felt existential dread about and cried a lot over the fact his bloodline ends with him
  • Says this is all his father's fault
• Claudio will prove "Alba" exists and will never reply again
• I am not trustworthy, I do not want to help him, I do not deserve to be alive, and I ally myself with demons (I think this was sent after I leaked the 4 relationships in 14 years message)
• I am a zoophile for calling him a cat rapist
• Claudio can discern fiction and reality, so actually he is not throwing rocks while in a glass house
• Tells me to kill myself, will help him since it will give him bliss knowing that I "won't backstab, hurt or insult anyone ever again"
• Says "Miopatia Nemalinica," I think before he said it in this thread
• I can share my real thoughts in DMs, since he doesn't trust what I say in this thread
• I am a dumbass
• Null and this site will go down once Null crosses the wrong U.S. politician (repeating himself)
• Spams wojaks, I spam "Real original." back

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio just realized that I wanna rape little girls.

I know right?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

lay down face-first in the pond.

You FOOL, you forgot Claudio's secret weapon, his breathing tube.

That's cool and all Claudio, but have you ever gone snorkeling? And if you have, did it go something like this?

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Ew. What the fuck man. Fucking a woman is too moralfaggy. A cat's better

Why would you respond to me like this?

 

[Tablet County]

I dunno. I inhale semen through my necktube.

Smh Claus that's unhygienic!

No baby i can change, just give me another chance!

What a tragic love story. A low-IQ auraless gay Meximelt with gallstones's unrequited love for a shitposter.

I rape cats.

Did you know I rape cats?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I am a gay, tranny-chasing, furry cat rapist that got AIDS from a gay club. Every night I dream of being spitroasted by Bowser and Ganondorf.

 

[NoxTuk]

I raped the cat, and it felt good

That's fucked up, Claudio.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

• Says "Miopatia Nemalinica," I think before he said it in this thread

No somebody said that to him. I remember that clear as day. So here's more proof of Claudio stealing big words without knowing what they mean, if the 100+ pages haven't been evident already.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Even though I'm in love with Claudio.

Not interested.

I am not trustworthy, I do not want to help him

TRVKE

I told him I would kill myself, because that will help him since it will give him bliss knowing that I "won't backstab, hurt or insult anyone ever again"

Oh no. Don't do such a thing!1!1@1

I'M A FOOL

True

My dad fucked me up, Claudio.

Clearly.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Clearly.

I find it very funny that every time you insult someone it's obvious cope for your sad and pathetic, negligible existence.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Somebody stole my anal virginity!

Clearly. Was it @Guns of the Gaytriots?

I cope about my sad and pathetic, negligible existence with lolicon.

At least you accept it.

 

[GizmoG]

Even though I'm a "liability" to Claudio, he keeps sending me DMs. Here is the rest of page 7, all the way to now.

Jesus christ, fucking deranged behavior, but I guess to be expected from a cat fucker.

I do find it interesting that he has such tough guy attitude, when an M&M could take him out. Instead of this LARP, he could take the L and move on with his life, but the lolcow gene means that this is for life.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Woaaaaaah travestite :3

 

[Tablet County]

But I guess that's how mob rule works, hard to get out of the mob once you are in it.

Does he think he's deprogramming you from a cult or something?

TRVKE

Hey Claus why do you keep DMing someone you know is only mocking you? Is it an ego thing or are you tryna get Tread's number?

Clearly. Did you know I raped @Cats?

@Cats I'm so sorry... I had no idea.

At least I don't rape live cats.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Does he think we aren't obsessed with him?

I do.

Hey Claus why do you keep DMing someone you know Tread and not me? I can give you my number.

Ew.

 

[NoxTuk]

Lolicon

You're just like a child with a new word, just keep repeating it over and over.
Don't you have anything better to do with your sad, pathetic life?

 

[Tread Miller]

Clearly. Did you know I raped @Cats?

No wonder @Cats hasn't been online for a while

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I love gargling cum in my neck hole. Also, I confess to touching myself whenever I see Garfield. Something about that orange nigger really steams my enchilada, if you understand my vernacular.

Well shit, I can't fault a man for his interests and hobbies, I guess.