Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

Would it disturb you to hear he apparently mentors vulnerable children for his actual job?

Presumably in the back room of the local kebab shop?

 

[Oxyjen]

Rekieta is so stinky he’s literally attracting flies.
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That house is still full of piles of trash.

Also:

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick was in Melton's chat before and after his own show. A selection.
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"literally beat" = didn't actually beat

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I'm begging Nick to have an ounce of self-awareness. "Oh sure I may have wished death on her countless times, wished she would be flayed on a cross... but how dare you suggest I wished abuse on her, that's preposterous, I would never do such a thing."

 

[L Ghia]

How have flies made it down into his basement. This family is probably living in squalor again.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The commenter has a point. Weak own attempt by Nicky as always. His life is literally just sit online 24/7 and everyone can see it. Sad.

He has all that land and all he does is sit in his Balldo throne seething. Maybe the occasional go out and drown raccoons for zero reason. By his own admission Nick says he has no clue what to do outside of drugs. He has no hobbies other than drugs and being a horny pervert. Which as a parent is terrible for the kids because you know they’re stuck inside too instead of being out and active outside the mandatory sports time where Nick has to drive drunk and high to deliver them.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick was in Melton's chat before and after his own show. A selection.


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"Why do people think gay is an insult?"
They're only using 'gay' because YouTube won't let people say FAGGOT.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

He has all that land and all he does is sit in his Balldo throne seething. Maybe the occasional go out and drown raccoons for zero reason. By his own admission Nick says he has no clue what to do outside of drugs. He has no hobbies other than drugs and being a horny pervert. Which as a parent is terrible for the kids because you know they’re stuck inside too instead of being out and active outside the mandatory sports time where Nick has to drive drunk and high to deliver them.

The play acting with him and his wife lasted less than a week, didn't it? Her driving, bringing him yummy lunch orders, him streaming and being a good online host. 72 hours in and he was twitching pill popping mess, and here we are a week and change on from that and he is an explosive mess.

 

[Tablet County]

Mystery of the brown substance revealed

You'd think the Machine Elves would tell him not to give cocaine to his children.

 

[keke]

Who tf would believe April got upset because nick wouldnt have sex with her anymore. That sounds like utter bullshit to make himself sound irresistible. Sorry bro but it was the coke not that whiskey limp cock

April is a parasite and in order to complete her feeding process, the man cheating on his wife with her needs to get a divorce. Then they will get married to each other. It’s exactly what she did with Aaron. It’s especially important that the family has young children she can traumatise. So, I believe it, just because she’s that much of a whore.

 

[Tiger Jack]

If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.

You see this, bish? This is me drinking liquor. This is me doing a line, bish. This is me doing all the shit you can't do. Because if you do, your parole officer will drag you away to prison where you'll get raped by pack of niggers! But hey, don't worry about your wife and your side piece. I'll be sure to pay them a visit while you rot away.

It would've been the easiest layup of Ralph's career after Rekieta got arrested. Still baffles me that he chose then of all times to start balldoguarding. But I guess if Ralph was capable of making intelligent decisions he wouldn't be slowly drinking himself to death in a tin shack in Mexico.

 

[SigmaBalls]

You'd think the Machine Elves would tell him not to give cocaine to his children.

He got the JRE except the Machine Elves danced around and called him a faggot and a cuck.

 

[Oxyjen]

It would've been the easiest layup of Ralph's career after Rekieta got arrested. Still baffles me that he chose then of all times to start balldoguarding. But I guess if Ralph was capable of making intelligent decisions he wouldn't be slowly drinking himself to death in a tin shack in Mexico.

It might be as simple as needing to be on the opposite team to Null.

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Would it disturb you to hear he apparently mentors vulnerable children for his actual job? Because honestly it kind of disturbs me. Especially with that pedo-sympathetic discord message someone showed earlier in the thread...

Edit: found the post with the discord message attached: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21513920

Yes it absolutely has horrified me to learn that. Explains why he's so buddy-buddy with Melton at least.

Is there a thread for these hangers-on? I'd like to look over anything else people have dug up on the guy with a fine-toothed comb.

I remember having the same instant visceral dislike to one other guy before knowing anything about him, Vito. This doesn't bode well.

 

[Cad an Hell]

It would've been the easiest layup of Ralph's career after Rekieta got arrested. Still baffles me that he chose then of all times to start balldoguarding. But I guess if Ralph was capable of making intelligent decisions he wouldn't be slowly drinking himself to death in a tin shack in Mexico.

He has to be on good terms with Rekieta if he wants to get his daddy Dax back.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Imsgine he gets a Bane mask that supplies galaxy gas and his voice is just constantly fucked up so he actually sounds like Bane. When he almost certainly lands himself in jail I hope he does the Dr. Evil Hard Knock Life rap. "Ball to the do, Pastor called the Five-Oh, dropped the dime yo, took my fuckin kids bro! Shout out to my homies in Texas!" And instead of black girls shaking their asses, the backup dancers are Energii King and the Hedonism II nigger gigolos.

 

[Tablet County]

Imsgine he gets a Bane mask that supplies galaxy gas and his voice is just constantly fucked up so he actually sounds like Bane.

"If I take that balldo off will you die?"
"I will be extremely gay."

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Would it disturb you to hear he apparently mentors vulnerable children for his actual job?

Pretty sure Melton's wife/roommate also has some kind of job working with young kids, and now his best friend/pedo sympathizer also works with children? As if MAPton didn't have enough red flags around him. I guess there's more than just being his personal IT as for why Moody's kept around.

 

[The Bunk]

It would've been the easiest layup of Ralph's career after Rekieta got arrested. Still baffles me that he chose then of all times to start balldoguarding. But I guess if Ralph was capable of making intelligent decisions he wouldn't be slowly drinking himself to death in a tin shack in Mexico.

Ralph has a history of picking friends and then burning bridges with them at the worst possible time. Back in his AF days, he stayed long enough to shield Ali Alexander (a pedo groomer) and attack his victims, but not long enough to ingratiate himself with the groypers.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He still has a few superfans from the WeebWars

When you have a list of 50 people that need a comeuppance over one man. I think its time to think that maybe its the one man that is the problem. Even though Monica Rial for example is a piece of shit.

That house is still full of piles of trash.

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The sonichu Medallion spirits have summoned demons in clearly. Whats the name of that one paranormal guy that was gonna investigiate it on twitter? We need him over at the Rekietas pronto!

Rekieta is so stinky he’s literally attracting flies.
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Oh my god I Thought you were shitting but those are actually flies crawling around on him.
That house must be a disaster zone. Those aren't fruit flies either. That's a big fly.
God the smell must be awful.
Those poor kids.

 

[Tony Ducks]

"I will be extremely gay."

Nick was always a fag. Look no further than the story about how he met Qayla.

Men will go to great lengths in order to get pussy - they will fight, kill, end life long relationships and go bankrupt over a piece of ass. However, no straight man will pretend to be gay just to get laid, much like Nick did with the whole male cheerleader act. He probably thinks it's a cute and endearing story, but I feel otherwise.

Unlike animal predators, human predators hide amongst the prey. They try to blend in and further their agenda, while acting from a position of respect and authority. That's why there are a lot of chomos in schools and churches. It gives them easier access to their victims. Rekieta knew that the only way he could get some pussy was to pretend to be a non-threat and then weasel his way into the panties of the first retarded bitch that took the bait.