Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[The Strongest Haaton]

Nooooo stlaker child, she is not a cannibal, she has only ever eaten her own skin.

What the FUCK does she mean by this? How do you eat your own skin?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What the FUCK does she mean by this? How do you eat your own skin?

She probably bites the skin around her fingernails, it's called dermatophagia

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

The battle of Trombonista's driveway is immanent.

"SORRY TROMBONISTA!

I'M ON MY WAY TO YOUR HOME, BISH!

MY ARRIVAL IS FUCKIN IMMINENT!"

 

[CasketBase]

now she has a bunch of acne on her arm and gross teeth/gums

Give me clocks but both could be a side effect of her psych medication. Some of them can drain your calcium and shiet. There's one thing I know about that has hair loss as a common side effect. Wouldn't hurt to bring up with whichever flavor of shrink handles her zogpills. But I see she's been going off the deep end again instead of getting a fucking shower and then a fucking job like she should so no point commenting on her progress for now.

It's not like she won't be posting on instagram during this month. We'll have shit to laugh about even if it's "MY SOTMAHC HURTS WSOOO MUCH"

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I'm angry that I don't hate their website. Bronies are retarded faggots but this is pretty nice looking. I'm also now concerned that some simp is going to go to this event in an attempt to tame the tigress. Thankfully #FreeRoss probably can't get there without stealing his mom's credit card.

I'm sorry, there's a green no-picture-available anonface in the left corner, the "hello my name is Anon" card next to it and that mask in the lower right corner that is very reminiscent of the Guy Fawkes mask.
Are modern bronies all 30-40-something neckbeards who were on 4chins back in the 00s? She might be able to get herself an actual, real sugardaddy at this thing if she cleans up. How long does she have left until this thing? Should be getting ready, picking out clothes and shit. With luck, she'll get wed to a 35yo clinically autistic animation fan with a job in accounting and settle down for good.
Realistically, it's a good chance for her to socialize with people who probably don't do drugs (bronies are not cool enough for drugs) and are not dangerously insane, just very spergy.

Asking here before I make my request, but we all agree she should get moved back to Internet Tough Guys after this. correct?

No, chuck her in the Parlor for a change. It will do her good. The chemistry will also be interesting.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

No, chuck her in the Parlor for a change. It will do her good. The chemistry will also be interesting.

Besides she has also interacted with some Parlor denizens. She hates them, and not in the "kill yourselv! 7777" way that's actually pretty funny, she hates them in the "I'm blocking you and shitting up other forums" kind of way. It'd be the death of this thread

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

No, chuck her in the Parlor for a change. It will do her good. The chemistry will also be interesting.

Legitimately an awful idea.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

No, chuck her in the Parlor for a change. It will do her good. The chemistry will also be interesting.

I don't mean to dogpile but if the thread were moved to BP, Toji-tan wouldn't be able to reply to his one true love anymore
You wouldn't want to stand between him and his lovequest, would you?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I'm sorry, there's a green no-picture-available anonface in the left corner, the "hello my name is Anon" card next to it and that mask in the lower right corner that is very reminiscent of the Guy Fawkes mask.
Are modern bronies all 30-40-something neckbeards who were on 4chins back in the 00s?

I think 4chan had an /mlp/ board, not only that a popular brony in the community (who I'm pretty sure helps run Mare Fair) goes by Anon, the green character is his OC.

Watch this it's kino.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I don't mean to dogpile but if the thread were moved to BP, Toji-tan wouldn't be able to reply to his one true love anymore
You wouldn't want to stand between him and his lovequest, would you?

This is the correct answer. Once Zooble gets back, I would love to see Toji take a break from the thread, just for a week. I want to see what Zooble would do. Without Toji I honestly can't even imagine what she'd do and I'm all about rolling the dice.
I know that Toji was gone for a couple of weeks before (because it was forced), but I think if Zooble knew Toji was here, just not interacting with her, she'd get a little (more) crazy.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

I think 4chan had an /mlp/ board

It still exists. It acts as a containment board so nobody can post pony shit elsewhere, even to this day. As much as I don't like the idea of having an /mlp/ board, it has a purpose.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

if Zooble knew Toji was here, just not interacting with her, she'd get a little (more) crazy.

Pretty sure Toji-tan is still banned from BP lol. It wouldn't be by choice. Could be wrong though.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Pretty sure Toji-tan is still banned from BP lol. It wouldn't be by choice. Could be wrong though.

I meant you are correct in that moving it to BP would exclude Toji, but I also meant I would love to see Toji take a break from the thread voluntarily once she gets back in order to see what Zooble would do and how she would react. I think it would hurt her knowing Toji could willingly interact in her thread yet chose not to.

 

[BinaricHate]

I think 4chan had an /mlp/ board, not only that a popular brony in the community (who I'm pretty sure helps run Mare Fair) goes by Anon, the green character is his OC.

Watch this it's kino.

Ahh, Brandon the bronypony.

Spoiler: persona 5 waifutism

I remember deadwingdork covering one of his videos once. From what I remember he got a hentai VA to voice act Ann from Persona 5 in a video of his that was literally just Ann and his shitty OC huggy wuggy being cutsey with eachother. Or another series that was him being isekai'd into Persona 5 and becoming friends with all of the characters (all of whom have actual, professional voice actors star as them btw). The best part of the whole thing was that the Ann voice actress sounded like she had an actual microphone and setup meanwhile Brandon sounded like he was talking into one of those $5 Walmart microphones kids used during the Halo 3 days.

Besides she has also interacted with some Parlor denizens. She hates them, and not in the "kill yourselv! 7777" way that's actually pretty funny, she hates them in the "I'm blocking you and shitting up other forums" kind of way. It'd be the death of this thread

Smart move on her part. Beefing with BP women is NEVER a good idea. Just look at what happened to PaladinBoo

 

[PositiveMonk]

what Zooble would do and how she would react.

I want to agree with you, but I also think we already know. She already goes into other cow threads that Zoeyniggers frequent and tries to get attention by telling other cows to kill themselves. It'd just be that. Toji is in just about every thread though so it could be a little funny. If she gets banned posting in other threads, she'll just make imposter socks (again) and pretend to be other cows in their own thread. As much as I love this thread and find Zoey entertaining, she doesn't have the potential to do anything new.

Realistically, it's a good chance for her to socialize with people who probably don't do drugs (bronies are not cool enough for drugs) and are not dangerously insane

I would like to point you to:

Also these mlp conventions all seem to serve free booze n room parties at night. Can't be that hard to bag a really hot gal when she had a few drinks too many while I stay sober unlike our dear alcoholic friend that created this thread on me in the first place to make me an victim.

 

[Sandnigger]

How can you bag a really hot gal at a 4chan pony convention? Barely any girl would attend and the ones that do are probably just as autistic as Zoey.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

Why did you @ Schizoid Wife and Xev when it was only @Hitchhiker who said it? @mitsuba-chan Why are you playing favorites? #AllKiwisMatter

I too ask questions to only be ignored because I'm not giving her some bait to warm her up.
See:

You doing anything to celebrate Mother's Day today or this week Zoo-zoo?
I know it was during the week, but as someone with a job I'm enjoying my weekend day off with family.

But now that I think about it, Zoo-zoo wouldn't celebrate mother's day because her mom wants her out of her house...

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

I too ask questions to only be ignored because I'm not giving her some bait to warm her up.

When she's here, I do the spray and pray method of asking questions. Most don't get her to bite, but sometimes I get a good one that reels her in, and it makes it worth all the ignores. When you aren't a regular from the earlier days, getting responses is a lot harder from her. But I'll get there one day!

 

[BinaricHate]

When you aren't a regular from the earlier days, getting responses is a lot harder from her. But I'll get there one day!

As the freshest fish here, I can relate. Getting responses from her isn't that hard nor notable but what I really want is for her to personally tell me to .She only ever tells jannies and people shes beefing with to bucket emojie. Seldom times have I seen her give one out to thread members.

 

[Shine-369]

As the freshest fish here, I can relate. Getting responses from her isn't that hard nor notable but what I really want is for her to personally tell me to .She only ever tells jannies and people shes beefing with to bucket emojie. Seldom times have I seen her give one out to thread members.

Zooey gets banned a lot so when she comes back she gets a lot of responses and it can be hard to respond to everything when the thread starts moving.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

We start the day with the tigress going out of her way to threaten two different cows. Now she's threatening to get other people to join in on the violence!
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I'm almost positive this is unprovoked and she just wants to start shit.