"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Hentai-Semitism]

The MATI Transcription Archive is now updated. Looks like everything through the 9th.
As usual, you may choose either:

https://honeycomb.technology/mati/

https://endconsentaccidents.net/mati/

There are 247 n-words.
564 streams total. Not all are MATI, some are other places Josh has appeared.
1231 hours of content or just over 51 days.

Spoiler: Technical stuff

In order to get things as complete as possible I actually download all the various copies of each stream. All are then transcribed and the text of the files compared to match them into a group per episode because all the archivers have their own naming schemes which are a giant pain to match automatically. The 'best' of each(longest, highest bitrate) is used for the actual transcription on the website. The URL from all files/sources are then provided in each episode link.

Right now there are 3086 source files which contribute to the final solution at just under 6TB.
The final archive of the 'best' versions is 1.7T.

What text to speech software do you use?

 

[Wilson The Ball]

Jersh when he gets his hands on that bodycam footage

 

[Pelican Bones]

There are 247 n-words.
564 streams total. Not all are MATI, some are other places Josh has appeared.

0.44 SPE (slurs per episode) and he calls himself the final boss of racism? You're not getting a givesendgo funded with those numbers, chief.

 

[Silver Coin Anon]

there was like 2 weeks where i was completely not hungry and could go days without eating and now im constantly hungry again.

ProTip from a guy who lost several hundred pounds and has kept it off:

When you get the need to feed just eat 2000 calories of chicken breasts. Pan seared, oven baked, sliced thin into jerky in a large dehydrator (chewing it satisfies hunger better through stimulation).

Protein satisfies cravings and 2000 calories of just chicken breast is actually a very large amount in volume. It is a good way to float through those hangry days.

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

@Null do a license plate tier list for locals

I second this.
When you think about it, license plates are kind of like flags (the thing that Null likes):
- Have history behind them
- Have regional differences (fonts, layouts, decorations, etc.)
- Represent the area they come from, in one way or another
- Often literally have flags on them (and things like coat of arms and whatnot)

 

[Sneeds]

>A new Whataburger opens up somewhere
>An overweight white man stands first in line, wearing a mask to hide his identity
>a certain racist podcaster loves Whataburger

 

[Lampon3]

I second this.
When you think about it, license plates are kind of like flags (the thing that Null likes):
- Have history behind them
- Have regional differences (fonts, layouts, decorations, etc.)
- Represent the area they come from, in one way or another
- Often literally have flags on them (and things like coat of arms and whatnot)

 

[Vygode]

Fun fact!

When you burn fat you exhale 84% of it.

Since you and Keffals share the same air in the world there is a possibility that Keffals has inhaled your exhaled calories.

No wonder why people have suicidal idealization

 

[pandabrawler]

@Null do a license plate tier list for locals

If he were to do this, you think he should also look into obsolete designs from years past?

I ask this because for like a decade NY had that disgusting mustard taxi yellow color license plate that was, thankfully, retired a few years ago

 

[gampboonerisms]

Alabama has the best lisence plate system. They're issued by county and each county is numbered. So you can look at a plate and know the person is from/the car is registered in a specific county.

 

[Sneeds]

Alabama has the best lisence plate system. They're issued by county and each county is numbered. So you can look at a plate and know the person is from/the car is registered in a specific county.

Idaho also has that iirc, 1A means it’s a Boise lib shit, 2C means it’s most likely a Mexican behind the wheel. And 5B means you’re seeing a rich out of stater that bought a multi million dollar home near Sun Valley Ski Resort

 

[DavidS877]

What text to speech software do you use?

Technically this is speech to text. I suppose "speech" is generous though since it's mostly Josh murdering English, and then things like Ralph hollerin or Rekieta drunk.

Anyway, it's WhisperX https://github.com/m-bain/whisperX

It really likes having a GPU, I don't think it will yet work with non-NVIDIA, but it will run on CPU just much more slowly. Not sure if Zluda would let it run on AMD these days.

 

[pylosurf]

there was like 2 weeks where i was completely not hungry and could go days without eating and now im constantly hungry again.

A little mental trick: if you think of "hunger" as "the feeling of losing weight", you can recontextualize it into a positive, motivating thing.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Found under a re upload of nulls competency crisis clip from 2023. loled a lot at this one.

 

[Magicat]

Last stream was so good. I can't quite place what made it stand out. Maybe I was in a good mood when I watched it, or listening to explanation on stuff I wasn't familiar with (copyright, music segment). There's usually segments I'll skip every stream, but there really wasn't anything I skipped besides the superhcats this time. I'm going to miss Ralph. There's no replacing him.

there was like 2 weeks where i was completely not hungry and could go days without eating and now im constantly hungry again.

BMJ's arrest did this to you. Oh my- sneeder!

 

[Null]

As we leave tonight's blessed occassion of Floydmas Eve and enter into George Floyd St.'s Day, let us indulge in the devotional work of his devotees. The artist behind the emo cover of Kanye West's Heil Hitler, baldee, has a song dedicated to the ex-living never-Saint:

thanks for reminding me

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

thanks for reminding me

I didn't know Andrew Tate was involved in the brutal MURDER of I. C. Breev!

 

[Chubby Checker]

I don't really care about esports but I randomly saw this and thought it might be a bit interesting since it's a bit different than the other stories I've heard about in esports (i.e. Rocket League).
I promise it's at least more interesting than BMJ's CS2 gameplay.

Today was the grand finale of ESL Impact season 7 which took place in Dallas. What the fuck is "ESL Impact"? Well according to their twitter it's this


Keep that "all women" in mind. The finale was between FURIA (A), a team from Brazil and Argentina, and Supernova comets (A) from the US.



To absolutely no one's surprise it's not actually "all women". This is team Supernova comets (US):

They even brought their plushies (and yes, they brought the fucking shark onto the stage when they played the match).

the comments under the announcement (A) were roughly what you'd expect.


So that's who was representing the US in the finale. On the other hand this is FURIA (Brazil, and one Argentinian player):


So in short an all women team had to go against a bunch of men... And the women actually beat the trannies. In fact there were a bunch of rounds where they beat them easily.

For anyone who's fortunate enough to not know anything about Counter Strike: Team Tranny are the guys with the blue outline in this clip and three of them are getting their ass handed to them. I imagine they must've felt some type of way.
Generally the crowd seemed to have a favorite judging from the reactions.

Spoiler: Some more clips

The full VOD is here. The jannies in chat were doing overtime sweeping it up and still the majority of the chat was pointing out the obvious.

In short:

(People in the audience get signs that the can write stuff on. This guy had two and held the first one up to the camera and once he was on camera showed the second one)

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TL;DR: Esports team of five trans men lost the finale of an supposed all women tournament to a team of women.

I don't follow CS2 that much so idk if I got anything wrong. This is apparently season 7 so for all I know this same scenario could've already happened six times before.

 

[DavidS877]

It doesn't have to be the nigger word. You could put a swastika on there.

Or, just a Kiwi.

 

[Slav Power]

this must be what it feels like to be committed to an insane asylum where nobody believes you're sane