Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[The Mighty Banth]

nothing but trees and rednecks until you get to New York City

If only.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I guess Disney still aint ever revisiting Atlantis even with a shitty live action remake.

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That is not the Aristocats.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Disney filmed Mulan in a concentration camp. If they were ever held accountable for their flagrant discard of human ethics they would be jailed ten times over.

Mulan is a guilty pleasure. Like fuck the chi shit and all but I'm mainly in it for legends Pei Pei Chang, Jason Scott Lee, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, and the actual Empress of China herself, Gong Li. Its my Schindler's List I guess. And I kind of like Mulan's outfit with the flowy sleeves and shit. Idk sue me.

I know this is a deeply unpopular opinion I am sorry. Its not a good film at all but.....

Anyway, according to the wiki for L&S

Gantu was in the original scripts of the film, but Jonathan Elrich advocated for the character's removal and shifting the antagonist role to Jumba. Dean Fleischer Camp believed that Gantu's arrival on Earth in the original film turned it into "a more conventional movie", while making Jumba the villain added a "personal connection" to the live-action film's story, as Fleischer Camp saw him as a "terrible delinquent father figure" for Stitch, saying, "You want your main antagonist to also be the representative of the theme of the film. It seemed like an opportunity to do that as opposed to just there's a big bad boss that comes down and is shooting lasers at everyone."

Just when ya think it can't get more retarded.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Fleischer Camp saw him as a "terrible delinquent father figure" for Stitch, saying, "You want your main antagonist to also be the representative of the theme of the film.

The writer’s poorly disguised daddy issues

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Guys you know what movie was good The Aristocats (1945). That one was pretty good. The French guy is like "oh ho ho, I haif droonk too much vine!". France is gay, like anime.

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Aristocats is 1970. That is from Oliver and Company which is 1988. Also you plagiarized from @libRT.....

 

[Gog & Magog]

I think that @Gregis fellow might be a sock of @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The writer’s poorly disguised daddy issues

Imagine coping with the trauma you experienced as a child (?) about your father.....through a badly done unnecessary live action remake of a classic Disney film.

It sounds like something wogglebug lady or some lolcow would do.

 

[Betonhaus]

Imagine coping with the trauma you experienced as a child (?) about your father.....through a badly done unnecessary live action remake of a classic Disney film.

It sounds like something wogglebug lady or some lolcow would do.

or a script right out of a childrens cartoon

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

or a script right out of a childrens cartoon

Oh god you're right. It sounds like every shit animation calarts cartoon

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Mulan is a guilty pleasure. Like fuck the chi shit and all but I'm mainly in it for legends Pei Pei Chang, Jason Scott Lee, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, and the actual Empress of China herself, Gong Li. Its my Schindler's List I guess. And I kind of like Mulan's outfit with the flowy sleeves and shit. Idk sue me.

I know this is a deeply unpopular opinion I am sorry. Its not a good film at all but.....

Anyway, according to the wiki for L&S

Just when ya think it can't get more retarded.

Isn't the theme of the movie about family coming together and Jumba being good to Stitch shows that even Stitch is having family come together? Like Jumba being the villain could fit if the film was more about parenthood than the general idea of family.

 

[Trilby]

I interrupt this Lilo & Stitch sperg session to bring you new kino to get mad at Disney for cancelling:

Sad we're denied a new Oswald adventure.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[Kari Kamiya]

as Fleischer Camp saw him as a "terrible delinquent father figure" for Stitch, saying, "You want your main antagonist to also be the representative of the theme of the film.

DID THE SOYBOY FAGGOT NEVER SEE THAT SHORT ABOUT STITCH DISCOVERING HIS ORIGINS???

Holy shit that statement actually makes me mad. Jumba's change of heart meant he legit came to swe Stitch as more than a science project, he came to see and love him as a son.

Good to know he has such deeply-rooted daddy issues that he wanted to fuck with the themes to fit his own needs.

Take an educated guess as to why his marriage failed. Bet those insecurities also made it into the film.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Anyway, according to the wiki for L&S

Just when ya think it can't get more retarded.

They should stick with the "doesn't work in CGI" line. It made them look less stupid.

Imagine having Nani ditch Lilo then claiming you know how to handle the themes of the movie better than Chris Sanders.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

It seemed like an opportunity to do that as opposed to just there's a big bad boss that comes down and is shooting lasers at everyone."

pictured: Gantu being a "big bad boss":

also pictured: him "shooting lasers at everyone":

Mr. Fleischer-Camp,

 

[X-avier cuck]

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1926667885100888076

We MUST STOP HATE WATCHING

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

But I fully expect this thing to make a bajillion dollars just to spite me. COME ON, CLOWN WORLD! DISAPPOINT ME!

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1926667885100888076

We MUST STOP HATE WATCHING

Sometimes I hate it when I'm right. Fucking niggercattle with the memory span of a goldfish.

 

[King Dead]

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1926667885100888076

We MUST STOP HATE WATCHING

Like I said, I can't say I'm surprised, just disappointed. Parents don't care enough about the quality of what they take their kids to see, and kids just see funny mascot and want to watch it regardless. And with nothing else new in the theaters for kids at the moment, it's either that or nothing. Maybe some bad word of mouth about the changes from the original will hurt it in the weeks to come, but considering it's making similar money to the most popular remakes like Lion King 2019, I won't be surprised if this makes a billion dollars.

And of course, this means that the live-action remake slop will continue unabated. Disney will take the wrong lesson from Snow White's failure; since Lilo and Stitch did gangbusters, it's not that nobody wants remakes, it's that they need to keep a tighter lid on their actors so they don't make an utter embarrassment of themselves and hurt the box office. I mean, they do, but that's beside the point.

Sometimes, I just want to ask parents who take their kids to see this garbage what their thought process is. Do they really want to take their kids to see that movie in particular, or are they going because there's not really any other option? Do they have nostalgia for the original and want to share that with their kids, but don't think they'd want to watch the animated movie for some reason? Do they realize that the remakes are utterly lacking in soul, or does it completely slip past them? I particularly want to know when the last time they watched the original was, and if it was anytime recent. I feel like that's the biggest reason the stupid changes these movies make are not a bigger deal to more people than they should be. They're operating off of fuzzy memories of movies they watched decades ago, so that when they watch a remake that makes Jasmine a girlboss or Jumba a villain, they don't really see the changes as clearly as they should.

Anyway, Disney sucks, and I look forward to their next garbage movie making a billion dollars because the general public is stupid.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Well I guess casual contempt for family outweighs performative worship of brown people round Disney parts.

I wonder what Director Daddy Issues is moving on to next...

Ya know....I have never even had the slighest fucking interest or respect for the Jetsons in my life but in this moment I feel genuine pity for whatever fandom might exist for this shit.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Do they realize that the remakes are utterly lacking in soul, or does it completely slip past them?

It’s like that sometimes. The last time my brother and I stayed with our grandparents on one side (on account of us being older and them really making some bad blood soon after), grandma wanted to take us to see the Lion King remake. I was like “Grandma no, it’s bad because so and so” and she was like “Oh, you’re paying too much attention to the details” or something along those lines. Ultimately ended up seeing Toy Story 4 instead, which in hindsight wasn’t much better.
Powerleveling aside, it’s basically all those reasons you listed in some way or another. Including “It’ll keep my kid busy and not on the iPad for a couple hours.”