Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Y'know once upon a time the Casino would edit down a stream or video they were reacting to, to just include the most juicy and relevant pieces of content, and then move on to their next segment after they had bled the subject of that video dry. Couldn't imagine such a herculean effort being done today.
 
>They're still watching the Idubbbz Video

Genuinely, who is this even for anymore? Unabashed Ian alogs got their fill hours ago. Is it that controversial to admit they don't have any content they can actually commentate over so they just need to fill time with shit like Ian that anybody truly invested got the gist of in the first 5 minutes? Like I said man back in the day they'd have folders worth of shit on lesser cows or nobodies like Nerds on the Go to fill the gaps on the back half of the show, if for nothing else, than to scare off the remaining viewers and end the show.

Nowadays though? Well the clip channel views have spoken, we need a 4 hour Idubbz segment to break even on all the money we spent on viewbotting and fake donos! WHO CARES IF ITS UNINTELLIGIBLE REGURGITATED SLOP? Matta fack it was Yuuuu who wanted the show to become an unofficial offiliate of the Daily Wire Gaylogs!
 
>They're still watching the Idubbbz Video

Genuinely, who is this even for anymore? Unabashed Ian alogs got their fill hours ago. Is it that controversial to admit they don't have any content they can actually commentate over so they just need to fill time with shit like Ian that anybody truly invested got the gist of in the first 5 minutes? Like I said man back in the day they'd have folders worth of shit on lesser cows or nobodies like Nerds on the Go to fill the gaps on the back half of the show, if for nothing else, than to scare off the remaining viewers and end the show.

Nowadays though? Well the clip channel views have spoken, we need a 4 hour Idubbz segment to break even on all the money we spent on viewbotting and fake donos! WHO CARES IF ITS UNINTELLIGIBLE REGURGITATED SLOP? Matta fack it was Yuuuu who wanted the show to become an unofficial offiliate of the Daily Wire Gaylogs!
iDubbz has to be the most brutal segment next to RTU.

The payoff is when the clip channel eventually gets flagged down like all their stuff does.

They stole enough dents from all the people they alogged to keep them phoning it in for years.
 
We get it, Ian and Cunt are out of touch who think everything is perfect in ice niggerville Canada. We get it. They suck. This content sucks. Move on.
That’s probably one of the better idubbz segments since it’s technically Cuckada as well

I fully expected Mark Carney to name the Jomhnas to his cabinet with how retarded his cabinet is
 
Tardski needs to stop watching Redbar, its bleeding into his personality. I noticed during last nights griftathon during one of the several piss breaks, he's hold it down and starts talking about breaking his controller. The mannerisms and the way he looks at the camera. Love the I.Hypocrite stuff, wish they would do more smaller segments. like 20 minutes on the smaller stuff., and alternate the big topic. The idubbz stuff is as stail as the RTU stuff. Unfortunately it feels like their laziness is coming out more, now that they have a steady stream of paypigs. That's all ,peace
 
Tardski needs to stop watching Redbar, its bleeding into his personality. I noticed during last nights griftathon during one of the several piss breaks, he's hold it down and starts talking about breaking his controller. The mannerisms and the way he looks at the camera. Love the I.Hypocrite stuff, wish they would do more smaller segments. like 20 minutes on the smaller stuff., and alternate the big topic. The idubbz stuff is as stail as the RTU stuff. Unfortunately it feels like their laziness is coming out more, now that they have a steady stream of paypigs. That's all ,peace
Warski has been copying Redbar for roughly 5-6 years now.

Jesse P-S lightly ribbed Andy for it the first time Jesse guest-appeared on Twisted Mind with Kyler and Warski got super defensive about it. Even back then Warski admitted he was aping Redbar with the clapping, but you could see there was some tension there and Jesse defused it with a joke about “Redbar invented clapping” and moved on.
 
Watching the Casino live has made me actually really start disliking the show with the drawn out intros and freebird sections. I'll just stick to watching the clips on Youtube.

I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
Andy Warski has always been stupid but he wasn't full on 80 IQ retard 10 years ago. Even his stutter wasn't that bad. Warski Live/coke fiend days burned his brain out big time.

PPP is too fat to do the high energy solo streams he used to do. He needs someone like Warski to give him a breather even if it comes at the cost of a low IQ interjection. He's also a lazy, technical incompetence fuck. He needs Warski's basic streaming skills to do the Kino Casino. PPP did do some solo stuff back in the Stream.me era but a lot of that is lost to time. It's not super drama focused either with a tone being Bible studies and reviews.
 
- 30 minute AI slop videos
- WOAH BUDDDDYYYYYY
- *spoils entire show*
- LETS GET SOME SUUUUUUUBSSSSS!!! FREEEEEEBIIIIRD YEEEEEAH!!!
- 2 HOURS IN TIME TO START THE SHOW, WE ONLY NEED 600 MORE SUUUUUUBSSSS LETS GOOOOOO
- *Actually decent content, blows through it*
- *complaining that they're gonna be here all night*
- *Andy begins eating at hour 3 despite being on 7 diets and water fasting for the past 6 months*
- "Now we're going into this 3 hour documentary someone else made that covers everything we already know"
- *30 minutes pass*
- "just hit 2x speed I can't take it anymore"
- "PEEEEEEEEEACE"

Saved you 7 hours.
>these niggers finally start covering a topic after 20ish minutes of DSPesque begging.
>"THE GUNT RANGER HI-HO-PANTSU AWAY FOR FIFTY SUBSSSSS! FREEBIRD!"
>content is disrupted again
They've conditioned me to never donate if I watch a tolerable show.
 
If they're ever starving for content, i'd love to see them go over early youtubers with the same mockery, lots of 2010s youtube content has aged terribly. i'd love a PPP rant on Zoe Quinn or Anita or other lolcows of the past.
Even back then Warski admitted he was aping Redbar with the clapping
how did Joe Rogan's computer guy make clapping his thing exclusively?
Andy Warski has always been stupid but he wasn't full on 80 IQ retard 10 years ago.
it doesn't matter how dumb you are as long as you know your place. PPP's other co-host also started thinking he should take a more active role and that led to his annoying demise.

Warski should treat the show like he isn't on camera. Act like a producer in PPP's ear.
 
how did Joe Rogan's computer guy make clapping his thing exclusively?
You're confusing Brian Redban with Mike (star of) David, from Redbar "Radio"

Brian Redban is a moderately successful standup/podcast guy who owns a comedy club, Mike David is a guy who's had a podcast for 15 years and his own thread on Kiwifarms for his various foibles and faults.

Redbar does this thing where he punctuates every single sentence (or word) he says with clapping (because he's copying Howard Stern), and Redbar's mentally ill fans accuse anyone who claps and has a show of "copying Redbar". Only in this case, Warski openly admits he copies Redbar in doing so.
 
Team Drunken Surfer
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Heheheh... yknow that's based buddy.
 
>these niggers finally start covering a topic after 20ish minutes of DSPesque begging.
>"THE GUNT RANGER HI-HO-PANTSU AWAY FOR FIFTY SUBSSSSS! FREEBIRD!"
>content is disrupted again
They've conditioned me to never donate if I watch a tolerable show.
I bet The Gunt Ranger, who never is mentioned outside of donos, is totally not in a parasocial Discord chat guys.

I'm surprised Andy didn't interrupt PPP last show for the hundo drop. For once he let him finish, which was the correct choice.
 
Redbar does this thing where he punctuates every single sentence (or word) he says with clapping (because he's copying Howard Stern), and Redbar's mentally ill fans accuse anyone who claps and has a show of "copying Redbar". Only in this case, Warski openly admits he copies Redbar in doing so.
The "zoom way in on someone" is also a Redbar thing that Andy's taken from him.
You know, when Andy zooms in and goes "look at THIS..."
I'd never watched Redbar until recently, and it's actually kinda creepy when you notice it.
 
Watching the Casino live has made me actually really start disliking the show with the drawn out intros and freebird sections. I'll just stick to watching the clips on Youtube.

I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
Yes. Their editor does gods work editing out Andy's monkey howls and nonsense tangents.
Flaked better be draining the casino for every penny.
Watching live you can skip the first 2 hours and still not miss anything.
I think he's getting more retarded. You can tell even PPP is getting fed up with it. Like on the latest episode where he started sperging about how Steel Toe's sign wasn't perfectly aligned with the camera; just absolute nonsense commentary.

Well PPP purposely stated that to get Andy to chimp. He does little masochistic things to mess with Andy every so often.

There is some schism forming. When they covered the OF slag who banged 100 guys in a day, PPP broke character and was done with the segment. Andy started chimping out saying how it was good for the clip channel and to trust him.
Andy's autistic obsession with the clip channel is hurting the quality of the live show.
Some show tangents about the clip channel turn into Quartering not shutting up about his coffee levels.

Then we have the after show which is Andy longing to do his gaming streams again.
Nothing stopping him from just doing these on his channel as the subs pretty much stop after main show ends.
 
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