Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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"Oh fuck yeah, bro! I fucking love my respiratory system! It feels SO good, inhaling and exhaling! Breathing is one of the greatest, simplest pleasures in life! I'm so fucking thankful I have good genetics and can enjoy God's gifts, bro!"

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I'm confused. Is the claim that farmers caused his gall stones due to stress from the unwanted attention his thread has brought on, or does it tie into his sperging about the occult mixed in with the rest of the rambling in all those long ass screenshots?

Is one of you some sort of evil warlock that cursed him? If so, do you command a shapeshifting genie with glinting golden eyes who's only weakness is drunkenness brought on by mint?
 
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Prince Alexander said:
I'm confused. Is the claim that farmers caused his gall stones due to stress from the unwanted attention his thread has brought on, or does it tie into his sperging about the occult mixed in with the rest of the rambling in all those long ass screenshots?

Is one of you some sort of evil warlock that cursed him? If so, do you command a shapeshifting genie with glinting golden eyes who's only weakness is drunkenness brought on by mint?
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He's simply just winning.
 
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Tablet County said:
Except for when it's convenient and he wants to larp as a tradcath who hates us because we're "demons". It's pretty funny how he gets on @Tread Miller for not knowing their bible while he clearly doesn't know his:
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Fun fact, there are theories about Leviticus 20:13 being about pederasty rather than homosexuality... Which isn't far from reality, considering the cub porn Claudio has jerked off to before.
 
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Po's Cootah said:
Fun fact, there are theories about Leviticus 20:13 being about pederasty rather than homosexuality... Which isn't far from reality, considering the cub porn Claudio has jerked off to before.
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I can confirm as someone studying the bible, it's a mixture of the two as Homosexuality is usually used in that context (at least from some hardcore Christians and since some cannot make up their minds too.) but also Pedophilla because sometimes it says boy instead of man unless I am a tard and remembering wrong, but I don't believe in God. I just study the shit.

Edit: Either way, I don't think God would appreciate anyone drawing material depicting children, despite how people insist that they allowed children to be married off, well when it comes to free will no God can stop someone until they die and they cast DJ. Until then, we have to do the Divine Judgement ourselves and from what I can see here, theres no way he's getting to Heaven, if he's lucky he could be dumped on Earth like La Lorona but doomed to Molest other peoples animals so I doubt any Mexican Deity would allow another incident like the ones with the dead animals.
 
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Oh, we're back to "I'm not a furry" today. Claudio, the tube is the least of your concerns, there's something wrong with your brain.

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Good luck on your crusade against anything furry
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Thank you! Imagine supporting freaks that want to wear their sex costumes around kids.
 
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The Strongest Haaton said:
He will say "I'm not a furry" while raping a cat and jerking off to cub furry porn.
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Cite the cub porn.

I'll be waiting.


GizmoG said:
He may of meant this literally, considering his zesty photo and his "roleplaying" past.
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If you find an average selfie "zesty", you need to lay off the porn.


Tablet County said:
Okay so which one of us is going to pretend to be Gustavo to make him seethe?
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Oh my god please do. LARP as a manlet with dirty blond hair, annabe Bart Simpson hairstyle, had buck teeth (we called him Beaver for that) who knew karate—But was bullied by his own 2 brothers and kicked around by his father.

Please do. It will be fucking funny.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Oh my god please do. LARP as a manlet with dirty blond hair, annabe Bart Simpson hairstyle, had buck teeth (we called him Beaver for that) who knew karate—But was bullied by his own 2 brothers and kicked around by his father.

Please do. It will be fucking funny.
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I mean he made you cry.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Oh my god please do. LARP as a manlet with dirty blond hair, annabe Bart Simpson hairstyle, had buck teeth (we called him Beaver for that) who knew karate—But was bullied by his own 2 brothers and kicked around by his father.

Please do. It will be fucking funny.
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It doesn't sound like he has a neck tube, a wasting disease, or got kicked out of Antifaz. Does his dad smoke crack or just Papi Castañeda?
 
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