Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You're just like a child. I love cunny.

Oh, you are one of those Synthethic Man spammers! Gotten.

Well shit, I can't deny I love lolicon too, @Sperg Spectating

Le gasp.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Oh, you are one of those Synthethic Man spammers! Gotten.

This doesn't work as an own when you were donating to Synthetic Man right until he banned you.

 

[Tread Miller]

Oh, you are one of those Synthethic Man spammers! Gotten.

>sees the word child
>immediately puts the word "cunny"

Seems like the "lolicon" "hate" was just projection... no wonder you think about Dr. Pizza

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

My penis doesn't work.

What a tragedy.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

What a tragedy.

We didn't need to know that extra bit of projection Claudio, TMI.

 

[Tread Miller]

What a tragedy.

>thinking about and sending femboys unprompted
>thinking about another man's penis apropos of nothing

Not beating the homosexual allegations here

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I didn't know the girl would die.

That's why you don't rape little girls, Sperg. Bad Sperg.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Mfw I live at Monserrat 95, Los Reyes, La Candelaria, Coyoacán, 04380 Ciudad de México, CDMX and rape cats:

 

[Tablet County]

I do like to rape cats.

Ew, that's not a cat I can't rape that!

Dodging the question Brown man.

Oh, you are one of those Synthethic Man spammers like Egad my one true love whose cock has permanent real estate in my ass.

What? But @Puar isn't a ca—
Ohhhh...

Le chat. That's how you say "el gato" in french. I raped a cat by the way.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

POV you are a cat and @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is feeling particularly rapey

 

[malachite]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda *squats and unleashes an unholy putrid brap down your neck tube, snuffing you out once and for all*

 

[Tablet County]

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda you know, the bloodline wouldn't end if you had sex with women instead of men and cats.

 

[Tread Miller]

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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda you know, the bloodline wouldn't end if you had sex with women instead of men and cats.

You know, something odd I didn't question until now is that the genetic disease he could pass down only affects boys, while the girls are just carriers, which is one of the reasons that Claudio is not planning to have children:


Why can't he just have a daughter? Sure, it's not ideal but I'm guessing most would rather have an alive daughter over a dead son. @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, why do you care about having sons so much? Maybe the incest fantasies never went away...

 

[Tablet County]

Is anybody familiar with Dark Season on youtube?

I think he's deleted his channel now, but he had a very similar vibe to our own Meximelt here. Only this guy was a eurospic.

 

[GizmoG]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda you know, the bloodline wouldn't end if you had sex with women instead of men and cats.

He might need to start working on his selfies for the apps, as this shot screams batting for the same team...

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda is a "walking" contradiction.

• He's the first to go "Whiter than you, brownoid", but then when a White person insults him, "Fuck you, Gringo" as if being brown is better
• He calls us lazy when he doesn't work or go to school
• He calls the US a violent shithole when Mexico has the some of the worst murder rates in the entire world AND even he openly complains his own corrupt police
• He will say "I'm not a furry" while raping a cat and jerking off to cub furry porn.
• He will say his morals are better than ours, while defending pagan human sacrifice.
• He will say he's proud of his heritage, but hates Christianity and bashes it at every chance he gets (despite basically every Mexican being Christian for centuries).
• He blames his father for him not having children and continuing the bloodline, but was in romantic relationships with 3 men.

Finally, he claims to be getting Ws, when all he ever takes are Ls.

 

[Tablet County]

He will say he's proud of his heritage, but hates Christianity and bashes it at every chance he gets (despite basically every Mexican being Christian for centuries).

Except for when it's convenient and he wants to larp as a tradcath who hates us because we're "demons". It's pretty funny how he gets on @Tread Miller for not knowing their bible while he clearly doesn't know his:

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

He also seems to be very fixated on everyone who makes fun of him having sex with children.

I don't think he's accused me of having sex with kids yet. Yet again, everyone gets the Claudio treatment but Beavy.

Even though I'm a "liability" to Claudio, he keeps sending me DMs. Here is the rest of page 7, all the way to now.

Out of pure curiosity, can you archive DM pages? I presume not but my autism makes me ask.

I know right?

I can't believe Sperg really said that. Total Claudio W

Not interested.


TRVKE



Oh no. Don't do such a thing!1!1@1


True



Clearly.

Go off Claudio. (He's having so much fun with editing quotes guys. Let him have fun)

lolcow gene

I mean, some people have the lolcow gene (like Glass). Others have pure retardation (Like Emily Cassidy). I think Claudio falls into the latter category.

Hey Claus why do you keep DMing someone you know is only mocking you? Is it an ego thing or are you tryna get Tread's number?

Because Claudio is one message, ONE message away from getting the sympathy he so rightfully deserves.

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I know he raped a cat and all, but I feel bad for the notebook most of all.

I'm going to go ahead and send this. As I get to the next page another one is created. FML

 

[Tread Miller]

Out of pure curiosity, can you archive DM pages? I presume not but my autism makes me ask.

Not sure, I don't think so because DMs aren't open to the public so the archive sites can't access them. I've been using Firefox to screencap each page of the DMs in lieu of this as a makeshift archive.