Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BONECRUSHER]

Could you imagine the alternate universe where Rackets admits to eating a fat man's goo?

Would it make any difference in how embarrassing and gay it is?
HE'S A FAGGOT ANYWAY!
HE'S A CUCK!

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

I don't think it's about the money with Null. It's about the principle.

It's da pwincipul of the thang.

 

[DemsBNutz]

When you have a list of 50 people that need a comeuppance over one man. I think its time to think that maybe its the one man that is the problem. Even though Monica Rial for example is a piece of shit.


The sonichu Medallion spirits have summoned demons in clearly. Whats the name of that one paranormal guy that was gonna investigiate it on twitter? We need him over at the Rekietas pronto!


Oh my god I Thought you were shitting but those are actually flies crawling around on him.
That house must be a disaster zone. Those aren't fruit flies either. That's a big fly.
God the smell must be awful.
Those poor kids.

So hording disorder spiral is next? That was not on my bingo card for 2025.. Only days before we find out for sure. As you ask a horder to clean up they will only get worse... Narcissism and hording.... Yep I have seen this play before.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Things are obviously going to continue to escalate, this is not a person who is well. It certainly is not a person who has spent the last 12 months completely sober. And it is absolutely not a person who wants to regrets his actions and wants to make a change for the better.

Rekieta is tumbling down the same self-destructive slope as Ethan Ralph. The only thing keeping his lifestyle stable at the moment is the trust fund - Ethan's current trajectory is what happens when that money dries up.

Like Ethan, Rekieta's drug fueled narcissistic rages are going to ostracize everybody around him, both in real life and on the internet, until he is alone doing cokestreams for the few who watch him out of morbid curiosity.

 

[Tablet County]

Would it make any difference in how embarrassing and gay it is?

For Rekieta yes. Letting a fat man fuck his ass and make him humble is the ultimate humiliation, and not the kinky kind of humiliation either.

 

[Vibralldo]

"April was being emotionally and physically abused for over a year. I swear this is true because I was there when it happened!"


"So Aaron abused April?"

"I never said that."

"Aaron beat April"


"So you're directly accusing Aaron of physically abusing April?"

"No, beating someone isn't abuse! I do it to my wife and kids all the time!"

 

[Schpoots]

Aaron beat April? Huge toe victory.

 

[Karamanlis]

Spoiler: Hate

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Greg Doucette??? Huh?

 

[BONECRUSHER]

until he is alone doing cokestreams for the few who watch him out of morbid curiosity.

At least Ralph is funny to laugh at and he had only two kids, one of which he didn't get any physical access to unless supervised by the government.
He was a loser hillybilly that while he could've had something decent going on, this was the most likely outcome.

Rekieta and Kayla had a good life, they had a community around them, people that cared genuinely, and these two trashbags chose sexual degeneracy, alcohol and drug abuse in spite of all the privilege and good life they had.
I hope their kids cut them out of their lives once they grow up and get the fuck out and that Rekieta and his crackwhore will burn in hell for their evil

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Like Ethan, Rekieta's drug fueled narcissistic rages are going to ostracize everybody around him, both in real life and on the internet, until he is alone doing cokestreams for the few who watch him out of morbid curiosity.

The logical sequel to the Keanu meltdown is an 'April is an ungrateful mooching cunt' meltdown.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

So hording disorder spiral is next?

The description of the state of the house would suggest it was reaching that point.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Greg Doucette??? Huh?

Oh I forgot all about that guy. Not the same Greg Doucette that more people are familiar with, another guy with that name who was a "professional tweeter" who got into the kick vic scene for some reason.

 

[Vibralldo]

At least Ralph is funny to laugh at and he had only two kids, one of which he didn't get any physical access to unless supervised by the government.
He was a loser hillybilly that while he could've had something decent going on, this was the most likely outcome.

Rekieta and Kayla had a good life, they had a community around them, people that cared genuinely, and these two trashbags chose sexual degeneracy, alcohol and drug abuse in spite of all the privilege and good life they had.
I hope their kids cut them out of their lives once they grow up and get the fuck out and that Rekieta and his crackwhore will burn in hell for their evil

Nick's arguably one of the most dangerous main cows on the site.

Ralph is in Mexico most of the time and whenever he sees his son (not daughter) he's under heavy supervision

Chris Chan only has his mom to abuse

DSP is just a whiny bitch

Nick is clearly unhinged, only getting less stable, and has a wife, 5 kids, and a family that enables him. He has graphic fantasies about murdering women that he isn't afraid to state publicly. He's driving intoxicated with his children constantly.

Of the state lets him off with no jailtime then they're putting the kids and kayla at risk and are responsible when something happens.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Nick's arguably one of the most dangerous main cows on the site.

Ralph is in Mexico most of the time and whenever he sees his son (not daughter) he's under heavy supervision

Chris Chan only has his mom to abuse

DSP is just a whiny bitch

Nick is clearly unhinged, only getting less stable, and has a wife, 5 kids, and a family that enables him. He has graphic fantasies about murdering women that he isn't afraid to state publicly. He's driving intoxicated with his children constantly.

Of the state lets him off with no jailtime then they're putting the kids and kayla at risk and are responsible when something happens.

I fully predict that within the next couple years Nick will get his license reinstated and become Russell Greer-esque and just become a lolsuit initiating vexatious litigant to own the trolls.

 

[johnnynoname]

Nick's arguably one of the most dangerous main cows on the site.

STAR 80 and/or CHRIS BENOIT are still possible

 

[MadStan]

Look at this fly; enjoying a free drink of alcohol sugar oozing from Nick's face through his clammy, sweaty pores. They all have it good at the Reiketa house.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Look at this fly; enjoying a free drink of alcohol sugar oozing from Nick's face through his clammy, sweaty pores. They all have it good at the Reiketa house.
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If you told someone that's a picture of a begging leper on a street in the third world everyone would believe it

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Look at this fly; enjoying a free drink of alcohol sugar oozing from Nick's face through his clammy, sweaty pores. They all have it good at the Reiketa house.
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Forget about the cocaine bear. This is the movie I want to watch.

A mosquito bites Nick Rekieta and after absorbing booze, drugs, and Nitrous Oxide mutates into a super mosquito hell-bent on destroying Minnesota. And only one failed radio DJ and a cancer-stricken man in a wheelchair laughing can save the Land of 10,000 Lakes.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh I forgot all about that guy. Not the same Greg Doucette that more people are familiar with, another guy with that name who was a "professional tweeter" who got into the kick vic scene for some reason.

He is (was?) a lawyer that led Lawtwitter's effort against Vic in as part of a thing he called the "threadnaught." It was gay.

But he's yet another one nobody gives a shit about anymore either. In fact, I think I vaguely recall hearing a few years back that he retired.

Fuckin' Shane Holmberg is on that list. Who the FUCK even cares about Shane Holmberg anymore? Yeah, the thing with his chair, and the shoe, and the Fisher Price stove was funny.... six years ago!

Instead of this guy wanting any of the old KV people to get their "comeuppance," they should be hoping Nick doesn't end up dead or in prison at this point.

A decent number of people on that list...



...have threads locked in Spergatory. Because nobody cares anymore.

If anybody is upset with how Weebwars ended, the two people they should be most upset with is Nick Rekieta and Ty Beard.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

It's about the principle.

Kenny Jones won in the end