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[Pig Cups]

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Boo hoo, tranny can't get general anesthesia with intubation anymore because of his voice feminization surgery, and the anesthesiologist refuses to give him local anesthesia for his butt lift.

I love how these tranny procedures all affect each other in a negative way, Frankenstein medicine at its finest.

He’s doing him a favor, especially after troon basically made intubation impossible. Fuckin’ ingrate.

There’s a bigger picture to this situation that this fucking faggot refuses to see.

Screw the BBL- what if you need intubation or anesthesia for an actual, life-saving, emergency medical intervention? Your risk of death or serious complications is significantly increased at this point as a result of your elective genderspecial stupidity. I’d say the likelier possibility of that is a lot more concerning, but I’m not a troon, so what do I know?

Fucking retards flippantly mutilating their only bodies, thinking it’s no different from customizing a Mii avatar, and that negative consequences from such idiocy don’t exist.

 

[Aquarius]

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Boo hoo, tranny can't get general anesthesia with intubation anymore because of his voice feminization surgery, and the anesthesiologist refuses to give him local anesthesia for his butt lift.

I love how these tranny procedures all affect each other in a negative way, Frankenstein medicine at its finest.

>”I’m so tired of being my own advocate!”
>is actually pursuing worse healthcare because the doctors are advocating for him
Meanwhile women throughout the Western world have faced violence, social shaming, and financial devastation for advocating for themselves against men like this. I hope he gets sepsis and dies by inches.

 

[Syikeblade]

A pooner is getting a lot of attention on dating apps from lesbians, however this doesn't please her.

Spoiler: Why do lesbians want to date me!?

I told a girl she probably shouldn’t hit on trans masculine people if her bio says lesbian and she said that I came up in the non binary category so she considered me part of the “non men” category that lesbians can like, regardless of the word transmasculine, my he/they pronouns, and my male name. I do not understand how lesbians can say that their sexuality extends to literally anybody who does not identify as a binary man. I know for a fact that lesbianism would not include all of the AMAB guys who go by he/they and are a little bit gender non conforming…. if someone like that came up in their non-binary Hinge feed, they would not give them a chance, because even though they’re “non men” they’re not physically attractive to someone who’s not physically attracted to boys.
It’s not about the labels or words, it’s about them wanting to feel totally good about being attracted to someone who identifies as a guy. I don’t have a beard but I’m certainly not female. I am a son, boyfriend, a Mr., a dude, a younger brother, etc. It annoys me because I feel like I’m literally just a guy who’s a little genderqueer rather than being a binary man, but that somehow puts me in the category of people lesbians can like? I would never date someone who isn’t into guys..
It just annoys me bc I feel like so many lesbians see transmasc people as just butches/mascs who would throw away their identities to be in a sapphic relationship. I’m a guy. Just a non-binary guy. And non binary doesn’t mean androgynous or agender or anything specific, it simply means not the binary gender identity of man or woman.
I get it. You can’t control who you’re physically attracted to, but reaching out on a dating app because you think a transmasculine person would be receptive to being hit on by someone who’s explicitly not into guys…. huh?

I don't understand the whole non-binary thing, but it seems she understands that the lesbians who are into her don't validate her identity.

And apparently the comments have been locked down.

If someone can explain this insanity better please do.

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I just had to add in this little post from the gays


It's funny how that rosabells guys is too much even for their community lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/VAKiLnR6yh

 

[Sean Andalou]

A pooner is getting a lot of attention on dating apps from lesbians, however this doesn't please her.

Another instance of trans people selectively rejecting the people who find them attractive.

I don't understand the whole non-binary thing, but it seems she understands that the lesbians who are into her don't validate her identity.

Non-binary means neither gender or both or something else.
It is simultaneously a schtick and an identity.
There's nothing to understand because it's defined in terms of what it isn't.
You're still thinking in terms of words having meanings.

 

[Comfy Summer]

There’s a bigger picture to this situation that this fucking faggot refuses to see.

Screw the BBL- what if you need intubation or anesthesia for an actual, life-saving, emergency medical intervention? Your risk of death or serious complications is significantly increased at this point as a result of your elective genderspecial stupidity. I’d say the likelier possibility of that is a lot more concerning, but I’m not a troon, so what do I know?

Fucking retards flippantly mutilating their only bodies, thinking it’s no different from customizing a Mii avatar, and that negative consequences from such idiocy don’t exist.

Absolutely. He says the intubation would undo the vocal surgery, but if the surgery narrows the opening, then there could be much more severe consequences.

Nothing in "gender affirming care" makes the patient healthier. All of this bs slowly destroys your body for aesthetics.

I told a girl she probably shouldn’t hit on trans masculine people if her bio says lesbian and she said that I came up in the non binary category so she considered me part of the “non men” category that lesbians can like

Jesus Christ I can barely comprehend what's going on. Imagine explaining this to an older person. Good old days when homosexuality meant same-SEX attraction.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Such terrible poverty.


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The real gold is at the top of the comments (379 upvotes).
Emphasis added

Sometimes health insurance can ease the burden, but in reality most of us either just inherit wealth or work our absolute butts off to get one if we want it. It’s why so many of us turn to sex work, it’s lucrative and you can get the money for all kinds of gender affirming care really quickly.

One response to that.

If only I didn’t have the build of an ogre I’d do sex work, unlucky on all fronts. Fml

And another (downvoted).

i can't do sex work because i have an audience of people who really shouldn't be anywhere near that shit, and many of them seek it out anyway. if i were to do that, they'd find it. which would be very immoral of me to do knowingly

 

[CyberInu]

And another (downvoted).

i can't do sex work because i have an audience of people who really shouldn't be anywhere near that shit, and many of them seek it out anyway. if i were to do that, they'd find it. which would be very immoral of me to do knowingly

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I hate myself and want to coom.

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" Its like my testosterone gets a boost and I cant wait get out of my bra and makeup and into a pair of boxers."

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[Uzumaki]

I love this whole “your conception of your own sexuality needs to affirm me” premise. It’s not just a matter of if you find me attractive, you need to conceptualizer that attraction as homosexuality (of a specific sub genre) or oh my god you’re literally erasing me.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

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No, you don't. And you never will. What you have is a soon-to-be festering surgical wound where your micropenis used to be. Nothing more than an anatomically functionless, medically reprehensible and aesthetically ghastly facsimile.

I'm not usually one to get all bent out of shape about "muhsogyny", but I do consider the notion (that all troons seem to share) that a vagina is nothing more than 'a hole in your crotch' to be something approaching misogyny in it's most distilled form.

"She" is a hole you carved into yourself, nothing more.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

But I have this absolute insane crush on this guy who gives me his attention every now and then like asking me my ethnicity and like what I like to do.

Leave the ethnographer alone.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Boo hoo, tranny can't get general anesthesia with intubation anymore because of his voice feminization surgery, and the anesthesiologist refuses to give him local anesthesia for his butt lift.

Yeah, boo hoo, this is so much worse than everyone else at the hospital who has to be their own advocate for useless things like cancer treatment. He has it so hard, his life saving BBL is so time sensitive he really has to push to get it done before something bad happens.
Also the voice feminisation surgery didn't work, unless the goal was permanent falsetto.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He's doing schtick.
Yes, he may have some sort of "condition", but he's still doing schtick.
It's an especially autistic permutation of being cute to get attention.

There was a time when if you hung around Tumblr and other lady-heavy fandom-adjacent sites, there were so many quirky girls who wanted to tell you all about what color the number 7 was to them. The first symptom of synesthesia is the desire to tell every single person about your synesthesia--it's like the veganism of fake-autism.

Anyway, nearly all those synesthetes went on to poon out as fashion evolved.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

most of us either just inherit wealth

These are the same people chanting "Eat The Rich".

 

[Sean Andalou]

OK so this one must really be passing. Right? Right?


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I was walking through town in my comfort dress to get a few drunks for a party and on my way down the alley a group of boys did tge whole whistling thing and called me a sext cow girl and I don't know how to feel

First comment.

Ouf, I think this definitely would fit into the ewphoria Reddit group. Sorry you went through that. And I hope you are safe

Lots of back and forth with OP after that.

 

[Fuck You LinkedIn]

OK so this one must really be passing. Right? Right?

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First comment.

Lots of back and forth with OP after that.

Out of boredom I went digging and found a comment suggesting to post that on the subreddit r/ewphoria, and found this absolutely Indistinguishable "woman":

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Whoever this is looks almost no different from the initial photo, the only difference I see is the longer hair and the different angle.

From where did I find this post?
Well, from the most likely story of all time:

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[RAPIST WITH AIDS]

Please help

https://www.reddit.com/r/Orillia/s/OZycJ58m61

Spoiler: Text

Please Help

Good morning, I am looking for help locating someone. My husband and I are still married but getting a divorce. Post pituitary brain tumor removal made him change drastically and realize he didn’t identify as a male anymore but female. I am accepting of this but it was hard to come to terms with at first because everything about him has changed (behavior, personality) We have been together since 2006. They met several people online throughout this ordeal. We went to bed normal on may 21st around 9:50pm and when I woke up around 3am on the 22nd, they were gone. We have two children together. A 12 year old and 7 year old…..They left without telling anyone. Didn’t go into their federal job on Thursday and Friday that they have worked for the past 18 years and blocked everyone, even his two children who have cried everyday wondering why and if he is ok. He told my daughter he would be there for her orchestra concert on Thursday. Not to mention left me as a stay at home mom with nothing to support my children with and not knowing how long until we will have contact. The cell phone records put him in Canada on may 23rd at 1:58am and still there using data. His parents have tried to reach out, everyone. I had to up our plan because of the charges and didn’t want to break contact if it was an emergency. Our first concern is his safety and second, the local police here said there isn’t much they can do with it being overseas. His supervisor advised us to file a missing persons report. We did that and filed a community help request. I don’t think much will come from that but plan to call the embassy on Tuesday. We just want answers and I want to be able to put my everyone’s minds at ease and we all move forward.

Joy has adrenal insufficiency which is life threatening and also combat PTSD. Thank you! His name is Jeromy Joye but he goes by the name Joy. We believe he may have been traveling to the orillia ontario area to meet someone named James but goes by the user name Yeuri or Noodle-Kun. Thank you!

This is not an attempt to want to stay together. I made peace that my husband isn’t here anymore a long time ago but we have been through more than most together and I do not believe he is in sound mind. We just want to know he’s okay and also the need to locate him so I know how to move forward legal wise.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Congratulations, you look like a young Egoraptor.

 

[BlueCandles]

Please help

https://www.reddit.com/r/Orillia/s/OZycJ58m61

Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower, it is with great distaste that I found this collection of comments on the original reddit post showing once again just how mindless troons are. This fucker abandoned his wife and two kids and stole their car so he can run away to Canada to be with some other tranny - leaving her with no income and no way to contact him. But NOPE forget all that stuff, this grieving panicking widow has to watch her pronouns while talking about her husband because the actual important part of all this is that he gets support for his self-discovery journey. They even go so far as to blame HER for him abandoning his kids.

 

[fadededcrossblur]

Daily reminder that ywnbaw.