Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for VICE, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

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He came back to Bluesky to declare that he's never coming back to Bluesky, for reals.

It's like when a child storms off to his room and slams the door, and his parents just ignore it, so he briefly steps out of the room so he can storm back in and slam the door again.



I love the image Ana is trying to convey here:

Ana, swooning on a fainting couch with a cold compress on his head, croaking out statements while surrounded by a team of "social media" employees all desperately typing away on laptops. Ana occasionally breaks down in sobs as he ponders his latest round of harassment from foxu girls, causing the leader of the social media team to rush in and wipe tears from Ana's eyes with a monogrammed "Ana Valens Social Media Team Executive Chief" handkerchief. In the background, the rest of the team eagerly awaits his next pronouncement, as if Ana is a dying king on the verge of announcing the heir to his throne.
The pronouncement is about how people without social media teams need to check their privilege
 
I whacked "Ana Valens" into a reddit search a while back looking for salt and instead found Phil's #1 Super Fan. Other than being gay and retarded he seemed harmless so I figured it wasn't worth a post. Since Phil is now hiding behind his rabid orbiters I reckon that means they're now fair game.

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This quirky anime lesbian red blood cell is Stefan E. (now Stephanie) Lindenblatt, from Calgary, Alberta. Stefan started trooning out sometime in late 2023 and is madly, hopelessly in love with Phil. In December 2024 Phil kicked him to the curb for being too parasocial and clingy, and this happened either soon before or soon after Stefan's dad was killed. Stefan is now channeling his grief into winning Phil's undying love by becoming more famous than him, and he plans to do this by being the writer, director, cinematographer, producer, editor, camera operator, set designer, et al for his own film which will be the best film ever made and will win scads of awards across all of the most prestigious European film festivals and will only cost ~9.2m Euro and he's already started milking the Canadian government for part of that.
Poking around on reddit for Anal Violence mentions led me to good old Kotaku In Action where I found this:

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Thinking I'd found an obvious Phil sock, I poked around Mr. Reido's post history.

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There's a lot of posts dating back to July of 2023 and he likes oversharing about his fetishes and asking for film-making advice before getting angry when he gets overly-polite constructive criticism. This is when he isn't getting into arguments about communism. Speaking of oversharing, his dad died and he didn't miss an opportunity to farm karma (something he did again later in cosplay).

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So now we know his dad is Ralph Lindenblatt, and if we look at his obituary...

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I know I gave the ending away already but I almost didn't bother looking for the son because "Stephanie" is such a red flag.

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Facebook Calgary Film Group

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His brother Anton describes himself as a queer and disabled composer and educator (a he/they that gets left alone with kids to teach music) and his mother Stina is a USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR who writes smut but this post is already far too long so we'll skip them.
He posts again and again and again about wanting to win Phil back. And somehow it keeps getting worse.

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And he seems exceptionally delusional regarding his abilities, and he doesn't take feedback well.

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Proposal of Collaboration
Pitch Deck (contains porn)
Screenplay - The Succubus

Of note here is the fact that it appears to be named after Phil's display name in his discord - "Your Succubus." I tried to skim it but it's unsurprisingly just nonsensical, meandering fetish content. I asked someone else to take a look at it and he found some doosies that I'd missed. It includes:
  • lots of sex
  • a long vore scene
  • a musical number
  • vampires (good guys) and evil fascist police (bad guys)
  • an adult giving birth to another adult
  • "some sort of weird polydimensional Mexican standoff over the dinner table"
  • transcendental meditation with background vaporwave
  • the MC paying a whore thousands of dollars to watch him play video games
He's going to create the entire movie in Unreal Engine 5, then shoot it digitally, then shoot it again on celluloid - and it's only going to be for intellectuals.

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Here are some excerpts from the best movie ever that is going to catapult Stephan to fame and glory and so impress Phil that he'll fuck him or let him back into the discord or something in between.

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TL;DR this is an example of the sort of very mentally stable individual Phil attracts. I would encourage Mr. Stefan to drop the HRT, go to the gym, and find a better hero, but I don't imagine he'd be open to advice from the likes of me.
 
. I would encourage Mr. Stefan to drop the HRT, go to the gym, and find a better hero, but I don't imagine he'd be open to advice from the likes of me.
I disagree: this guy is the type of clingy stalker autistic who doesn't realize why people don't like him.

Observe:
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This guy is dense, stuck in his ways, self pitying, and even if he went to the gym, he would just feel more entitled to Phil's love and appreciation (lol) than anything. The kind of guy who believes his effort should be rewarded with his desired outcome every single time.

Unfortunately for Stefan, Phil's preferred type is "victim". At least it's the only kind of relationship/desire that Phil deserves.
 
This is old stuff. Bookmark and check Muck Rack for new articles. Despite implying there would be fewer Vice articles, there have been 6 in the last week.

Daily Dot (May-Aug 2021): Stalking forum Kiwi Farms went down after DDoS attack, owner claims (updated) (archive) - Shockingly unarchived, but maybe the URL changed or something.

Daily Dot: Trans/Sex: From orgasms to dysphoria, the truth about vaginoplasty (archive)

Pride.com: My Bisexuality Isn’t a 50/50 Split (archive)

Daily Dot: Chelsea Manning is in solitary confinement—and her trans community hurts for her (archive)
I’ve only talked to Manning briefly over Twitter DM as a reporter. I don’t know Chelsea personally. But Silberberg watched the Super Bowl with Manning, and Rose helped her during her darkest post-release moments, and while talking to them, I wasn’t just a journalist, and Chelsea Manning wasn’t just a political prisoner. I was a trans woman talking to other trans women about someone close to them in excruciating pain. This was someone they cared about, the same way I care about my friends in the community. To see the state take Manning away from them and to torture her like this, there are simply no words.

These were previously archived but worth sharing:
Allure: Sex With Trans Women 101: A Guide for Queer Cis Women (archive)
Daily Dot: If there were no cis people in the world for 24 hours, here’s what I would do (archive)
 
God fucking damnit, I forgot about Manning. What the hell happened to that guy? Edward Snowden didn't troon out, but he ran away to Russia, but at the very least he's not pretending to be a woman.

"that one natalist couple"
anyway, here's Simone and Malcom Collins talking about Phil's POCD and such:
Never heard of these two but I appreciate that a couple people who look potentially like leftists are actually funny and decent people. Watching Anal Violence go viral and be mocked by every corner of the Internet is pure fun.
 
God fucking damnit, I forgot about Manning. What the hell happened to that guy? Edward Snowden didn't troon out, but he ran away to Russia, but at the very least he's not pretending to be a woman.
Snowden fled to Hong Kong, got charged with life-ending Espionage Act violations, and then fled to Russia:
On June 21, 2013, the United States Department of Justice unsealed charges against Snowden of two counts of violating the Espionage Act of 1917 and theft of government property, following which the Department of State revoked his passport. Two days later, he flew into Moscow's Sheremetyevo International Airport, where Russian authorities observed the canceled passport, and he was restricted to the airport terminal for over one month. Russia later granted Snowden the right of asylum with an initial visa for residence for one year, which was repeatedly extended. In October 2020, he was granted permanent residency in Russia. In September 2022, Snowden was granted Russian citizenship by President Vladimir Putin as part of a decree covering 71 other now Russian citizens.
I think he was getting advice from Julian Assange on where to go too. I couldn't care less about Snowden ending up in an "enemy" country. Instead of spending decades/life in prison, he got to start a family:
Edward Snowden and his wife Lindsay Mills reveal they are expecting their first child together - less than a week after the CIA whistleblower was granted permanent residency in Russia

Meanwhile, Manning trooned out and got involved with Keffals (yes, really) and other weird shit. His leaks were of less value than Snowden's, although the diplomatic cables were pretty good.
 
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I whacked "Ana Valens" into a reddit search a while back looking for salt and instead found Phil's #1 Super Fan. Other than being gay and retarded he seemed harmless so I figured it wasn't worth a post. Since Phil is now hiding behind his rabid orbiters I reckon that means they're now fair game.
Wow, I'm so shocked that Kirsche was sent death and rape threats to both her irl address and family members to the point her local police department told her to leave her house and stay somewhere else the moment she pushed back on Phil.
 
Wow, I'm so shocked that Kirsche was sent death and rape threats to both her irl address and family members to the point her local police department told her to leave her house and stay somewhere else the moment she pushed back on Phil.
I'm not. Trannies love harassing, threatening, and terrifying women. It's one of their favorite things about being a tranny: they've been granted a socially acceptable way of putting those awful bitches in their place.

But it's been more difficult for them to get away with that shit lately, thankfully. And Phil trying that shit with a VTuber was monumentally stupid.
 
I'm not. Trannies love harassing, threatening, and terrifying women. It's one of their favorite things about being a tranny: they've been granted a socially acceptable way of putting those awful bitches in their place.

But it's been more difficult for them to get away with that shit lately, thankfully. And Phil trying that shit with a VTuber was monumentally stupid.
A VTuber that's backed by an audience that makes money and is extremely resistant to "cancel culture" is a VTuber to fear.
 
As always, very disingenuous. They prop up critic against them as harassment. They go on 4chan where nothing gets taken seriously and... take it seriously.

Meanwhile their counter to words is actual death threats as they deluded themselves so much into thinking they are the victim that has only one way out.
 
"Why are you obsessed with my sex life?" asks the coomer troon.
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BECAUSE YOU MADE SOMETHING CALLED FUTA FRIDAY AND TALK ABOUT SEX 24/7 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK

Where were you when journalism died
Nyara could be an honest to goodness cis woman victim and Phil's support of Nyara would make me think Nyara is a child sexual preadator. Phil "Ana Valens" Whyte is just that toxic of a human being.
 
"Why are you obsessed with my sex life?" asks the coomer troon.
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Video is great so far btw
9:30 Guy Quoting phil "The crack in the mirror for me was realizing I was unfuckable"

Edit it kind of slows down in the middle I am rather enjoying how the video could be summarized as "Estrogen not even once" with a picture of Phil as the sort of scary trans meth head creature that transgender ideology will turn you into.
 
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