Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dimension Sniper]

surprised nobody has put together a rekieta PIG PIG GO like DSP so you can search through his transcripts and find his lies. he's too boring to scrape for that kind of shit through video.

Cuck Cuck Go.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Finally Null would have to appear on camera for MLC. Kevin doesn’t play that avatar-only shit.

What better time for a face reveal than on MLC?

Fair points all around though. I love weird crossovers, but it could end up being a disaster. I'm just imagining Brennan trying to figure out wtf on Chris Chan.

Not a Nick-level disaster, of course, but a glorious disaster.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's a dickless faggot. His only weapon is screaming.

He'll hurt someone by driving intoxicated.

“Sean! SEAN! The only way you’ll hurt someone is by making them a sandwich! A fat sandwich!”

 

[AnOminous]

Don’t they also have carte blanche to stop by and look around the dump he calls a home? IIRC they don’t need a warrant but my memory might be failing me.

Yes, and they should be. He hasn't sperged about it so maybe they aren't.

 

[Captain Manning]

Officer: "Sir, I need you to step out of the vehicle."
Nick: "Well, I'm a lawyer so that's not gonna happen."

OH! OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! I KNOW THIS ONE!

Donut Operator taught me years ago!

Pennsylvania v. Mimms, 434 U.S. 106 (1977)

When the nice policeman orders you to get out of the car, for their own safety, you need to get out of the fucking car. They can do this even without a warrant. It is not a violation of the Fourth Amendment.

(To be fair, Nick did get out of the car grudgingly when the cop asked again and said he needed to be pat down, but it never ceases to amaze me how Nick acts like a pretentious and obnoxious faggot all the time).

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I hope without audio, though, I don't want to hear that ear-shattering autistic faggy falsetto screeching ever again. What a colossal homo.

It'll be a disembodied voice heard by a random OTR trucker, similar to the death of Pan.

"When you reach Minneapolis, take care to proclaim that the faggy cuck Nick is dead."

 

[RotPockets]

Nick NOT talking about the man that fucked his wife challenge: Impossible.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

(To prove probation violation as an actual crime, of course, does require beyond a reasonable doubt, and I believe there may be some things that need what is called "clear and convincing," that is, more than a mere preponderance, that is, a 51% possibility, but less than beyond a reasonable doubt.

Generally, though, it's a preponderance like in a civil case which is why if you're on probation you'd best be a goddamn choirboy.)

In this case, in Minnesota, they don't need a general rule. Possessing inhalants with intent to use them is explicitly a crime under statute. Nick is a criminal.

True, I have not bothered to read his specific probation conditions so I cannot speak on those. Certainly finding empty nitrous cannisters in his house/vehicle/trash or residue from crushed adderall paired with his behavior on stream could be enough for a probation violation but it would require the state to actually do their job so that is a coin toss at best.

 

[TheTractor]

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- I AM IN CHARGE YOU STUPID BITCH!
- ...do you feel in charge, red face?

I think Nick got out of favor with Slanesh and is now being recruitted by Papa Nurgle.

Suffah pox minion suffah

 

[Oxyjen]

i dont think null should do the footage drop but null on kevin brennan might be entertaining. kevin brennan can be charming if he's with someone who isn't his mortal enemy (everyone on the internet) and just wants to yell the same sentence over and over like a black girl in a fight. but it might be funny as just a weird ass random pair up.

I’ve only seen Kevin Brennan one time (yesterday with Keanu) but I liked his demeanour and that he was happy to shit on everyone involved. The most authentically “90s shock jock” character we’ve encountered out of the dabbleverse so far I think.

 

[AnOminous]

When the nice policeman orders you to get out of the car, for their own safety, you need to get out of the fucking car. They can do this even without a warrant. It is not a violation of the Fourth Amendment.

Well, arguably it should be when it is entirely without cause, but that's the SCOTUS jurisprudence at the moment. Generally a cop is allowed to do a pat down merely to ensure that everyone including the cop is safe and the person does not have a weapon.

In principle this is actually a good idea. Cops being what they are, though, it's often an excuse for abusive arrogant behavior.

That's also called a Terry stop. It does require "reasonable suspicion," not just random supposition or "he's a Negro driving a Cadillac Escalade," although they get away with that one a lot too.

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Nick NOT talking about the man that fucked his wife challenge: Impossible.

I rarely even watch Nick on video any more even in clips because his faggot ass voice is so goddamn annoying, but I love his hilarious facial expressions when he's seething in impotent rage. He looks like he's trying to shit a bowling ball.

 

[arc minsk]

I’ve only seen Kevin Brennan one time (yesterday with Keanu) but I liked his demeanour and that he was happy to shit on everyone involved. The most authentically “90s shock jock” character we’ve encountered out of the dabbleverse so far I think.

the schtick wears off very quickly but it's only because he talks about the same four guys, six days a week but null teaching the old man about niche internet drama would probably brighten things up a bit.

 

[RotPockets]

I’ve only seen Kevin Brennan one time (yesterday with Keanu) but I liked his demeanour and that he was happy to shit on everyone involved. The most authentically “90s shock jock” character we’ve encountered out of the dabbleverse so far I think.

the schtick wears off very quickly but it's only because he talks about the same four guys, six days a week but null teaching the old man about niche internet drama would probably brighten things up a bit.

The Kevin Brennan Experience, save your time.

 

[Oxyjen]

Plus Null has a way of having his facts wrong a lot, or not knowing what basic words mean (see teetotaler debacle on Friday). The two of them combined would just be too messy.

Who’s that Alex Stein guy who was promoting Balldo content all over the normiesphere? The two of them plus Aaron or Keanu and, I dunno, maybe Sean should do a panel and go through the whole saga.

Or Kino Casino I suppose.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

One thing that did irritate me about that shitshow with Keanu is she kinda just rolled over on the claim that she doxed April living next door.

At least that resulted in the kino comment from Keanu of "you're right I did dox her and I would do it again." Queen moment

Some comments from Nick on the stream on NLO channel:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When Kevin is on-point there’s no one funnier. Unfortunately he wastes a lot of time focusing on complete nothings and it’s very boring when he does.

The bottom line is KB is too afraid of getting his channel taken down to have on someone who is persona non grata to the degree that Null is.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Those otherworldly entities, the ceiling cats and the corner demons are back.

Glossy eyes and extremely dilated pupils.

I just checked in and apparently just barely missed a glorious crashout stream. Where the hell is Nick's PO? Send this retard to jail for 20 years already.

 

[LiquidKid]

“Sean! SEAN! The only way you’ll hurt someone is by making them a sandwich! A fat sandwich!”

What’s funny is that I totally believe Sean dedicating an entire stream to sandwich tips would probably net more views and super chats than what Nick can pull

 

[Soapmore]

Anyone who wants to use the footage should be forced to give credit to kiwi farms immediately before they start showing the footage.
That should be like the only condition of it. "Thank you to the kiwi farms website for acquiring this footage."
Or do some kind of ad promo like "If you want to find more about Nick Rekieta you should check the Kiwi farms who was responsible for getting this footage."

Last week (or about 500 pages ago maybe) I proposed that @Null puts the news hamster down in the corner, perhaps dressed as a cop, but News Hamster in every frame would be good. And everyone would see Nick scream that it's not real because it's been altered, which will add to the hilarity.

 

[AnOminous]

Those otherworldly entities, the ceiling cats and the corner demons are back.

Does this dipshit even look at the thumbnails before he posts? He literally looks like despair personified.

And since it was several pages back:

This is like van Gogh painting levels of sheer unadulterated sadness. Edvard Munch even.