Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatFuckingClown]

:powerlevel: :powerlevel::powerlevel: You guys are making my gay ass ill, that shits nasty af to think about, what lesbo would let themselves fall so low. Girl doesn't even wash her makeup off at night, thats rank pussy warning 101 Not to mention that damn bra. If she's had a bra that long you bet your ass she has nasty crusty panties to match which doesn't help shit. Dustin's an exceptional lad but I hope he had some good mouthwash god damn

See, the thing is, I actually don't think she wears panties, because the only thing that would fit her is a flag, and that's vandalism. She goes without em in her ancient yoga pants (and the fact that she wears yoga pants is still hilarious to me), and in turn, the materials get funky from her fumes and fluids, causing the material to wear down eventually.

10/10 believe that she suffers from terminally gnarly chooch.

It's a good thing our prize-winning pig loves carbs so much, she's 20% salt, 20% Pepsi Max, and 60% yeast. If you tried hard enough, you could turn her into a retar.ded bread-thing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Im not shocked she receives and never gives, shes a selfish bitch also she can't move anyway. Not for nothing the person to venture near her gaping maw needs their head examined. There is better out there, why the hell would you wanna put your mouth on her gunt?!?!

Not only that, but I've always questioned AL being a legit lesbo or someone just using that shit because it happened to be easier to find some naive lesbian to take care of her instead of a dude and it's good for the youtube SJW views. (I'm sure some noxious fat fetishist dude could have filled Dustin's shoes.) But AL's so fat I have serious doubts that she has any sex drive nor even the physical stamina to have sex (guess that's why just laying there would be the extent of it) anyway, so what does it matter, gay, straight, bi..? It's all the same, the main thing is finding someone to take care of her fat ass with as little hassle as possible.

On the subject of real lesbians and pussy eating...

Spoiler

Every real lesbian I've ever known loves to eat pussy. The only lesbos I've known who didn't, were these strange relationships I encountered in college between LUG sorority/cheerleader girl types and straight up bull dykes. The bull dykes said their entire relationship focused around the sorority chick's body and pleasure (so typical pillow princess), which seemed to work for them since the bull dykes didn't seem to like to focus on their own bodies at that point. Worked great for the narcissism of the sorority chick too. I always thought it was just a matter of time until the sorority girls went back to banging dudes and the bull dykes either discovered they were trans or got comfortable with their own bodies.

 

[Bunny]

AL isn't a pillow princess. Did you all forget when she regaled us with the story of Dustin being a squirter?

 

[Tazz]

She needs 6 pillows to sleep. She has to sit up to be able to sleep and breathe at the same time. She cannot lay down and have all that fat pressing on her lungs and still be able to breathe.

 

[Barbarella]

She needs 6 pillows to sleep. She has to sit up to be able to sleep and breathe at the same time. She cannot lay down and have all that fat pressing on her lungs and still be able to breathe.

That answers my question about a cPap machine.

It's coming though.

 

[KicDaKitty]

See, the thing is, I actually don't think she wears panties, because the only thing that would fit her is a flag, and that's vandalism. She goes without em in her ancient yoga pants (and the fact that she wears yoga pants is still hilarious to me), and in turn, the materials get funky from her fumes and fluids, causing the material to wear down eventually.

What's funny to me is that her yoga pants don't even flare at the bottom because her calves and ankles are so big.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

See, the thing is, I actually don't think she wears panties, because the only thing that would fit her is a flag, and that's vandalism. She goes without em in her ancient yoga pants (and the fact that she wears yoga pants is still hilarious to me), and in turn, the materials get funky from her fumes and fluids, causing the material to wear down eventually.

10/10 believe that she suffers from terminally gnarly chooch.

It's a good thing our prize-winning pig loves carbs so much, she's 20% salt, 20% Pepsi Max, and 60% yeast. If you tried hard enough, you could turn her into a retar.ded bread-thing.

Not to make this even grosser than it already is but...

Most Yoga pants, esp the XXXXXL wal-mart brands that AL would buy/wear are all cheap polyester/rayon/cotton blends. Panties must be 100% cotton or totally organic material, at least where they are up against the naughty bits. This is why you will always see a cotton crotch lining on silky or spandex panties or any other not 100% cotton underwear. If your cooch is up against non-organic material you are going to have nasty yeast infections, stink, and a whole host of really awful shit - so Amber Lynn going commando in cheap yoga pants is making the already horrid situation x1000 worse. God I need a shower now.

 

[KicDaKitty]

AL isn't a pillow princess. Did you all forget when she regaled us with the story of Dustin being a squirter?

Squirting is usually caused by manual stimulation. See below.

I really do love sharing this picture LOL

 

[EH 110]

With all this talk about her nasty cooch, I might need to sleep with the lights on tonight. I'm scared.

 

[Tazz]

That answers my question about a cPap machine.

It's coming though.

That would take $. You have to have a sleep study. Then if you are positive to have sleep apnea, you have another with a cpap machine. Then you have to rent the equipment that is programmed for only you.

 

[Xenomorph]

AL isn't a pillow princess. Did you all forget when she regaled us with the story of Dustin being a squirter?

I hate to be graphic but you dont need to do that much work to finger someone, AL could just lay there and lazily diddle. Besides I wouldn't be too proud of proclaiming "my exceptional girlfriend pissed on my hand".

 

[Xenomorph]

Not only that, but I've always questioned AL being a legit lesbo or someone just using that shit because it happened to be easier to find some naive lesbian to take care of her instead of a dude and it's good for the youtube SJW views. (I'm sure some noxious fat fetishist dude could have filled Dustin's shoes.) But AL's so fat I have serious doubts that she has any sex drive nor even the physical stamina to have sex (guess that's why just laying there would be the extent of it) anyway, so what does it matter, gay, straight, bi..? It's all the same, the main thing is finding someone to take care of her fat ass with as little hassle as possible.

On the subject of real lesbians and pussy eating...

Spoiler

Every real lesbian I've ever known loves to eat pussy. The only lesbos I've known who didn't, were these strange relationships I encountered in college between LUG sorority/cheerleader girl types and straight up bull dykes. The bull dykes said their entire relationship focused around the sorority chick's body and pleasure (so typical pillow princess), which seemed to work for them since the bull dykes didn't seem to like to focus on their own bodies at that point. Worked great for the narcissism of the sorority chick too. I always thought it was just a matter of time until the sorority girls went back to banging dudes and the bull dykes either discovered they were trans or got comfortable with their own bodies.

I agree with you on her may not being a legit lesbo. Everytime Dusty got close to her she backed away and looked like she was sickened by her, even with Krystel she looked like she was not into it either, I dont even think they had any sort of sex either. From what I understand a lot of ugly, fat, exceptional lesbians move in with one another faster and take serious steps in their relationships way quicker too. (not to say they all do this I am sure there are very smart lesbians with common sense) Look at how many girls AL has lived with already and Dusty too. Dusty is already living with Dana, she was engaged before to some Sasquatch and gave AL a promise ring too.. These girls are all unattractive and desperate, I am shocked there are three lesbos in Kentucky of all places so I am sure they are so excited to even find someone to want to be with them so they move em right in. The options of Lesbians in Kentucky especially where they live cant be too large. I think AL is way too fat and knows a man would want sex a lot more and she could never have straight sex or even survive it, she would probably have a massive coronary from it. I sense her moving again, I cant imagine she will live there past September even though she claims this is her home, how many times have we heard THAT before. There cant be many women to chose from who are ready to take her in, Im guessing she will move back in with Krystal or go back to Florida.

 

[Poison_Apple]

I agree with you on her may not being a legit lesbo. Everytime Dusty got close to her she backed away and looked like she was sickened by her, even with Krystel she looked like she was not into it either, I dont even think they had any sort of sex either. From what I understand a lot of ugly, fat, exceptional lesbians move in with one another faster and take serious steps in their relationships way quicker too. (not to say they all do this I am sure there are very smart lesbians with common sense) Look at how many girls AL has lived with already and Dusty too. Dusty is already living with Dana, she was engaged before to some Sasquatch and gave AL a promise ring too.. These girls are all unattractive and desperate, I am shocked there are three lesbos in Kentucky of all places so I am sure they are so excited to even find someone to want to be with them so they move em right in. The options of Lesbians in Kentucky especially where they live cant be too large. I think AL is way too fat and knows a man would want sex a lot more and she could never have straight sex or even survive it, she would probably have a massive coronary from it. I sense her moving again, I cant imagine she will live there past September even though she claims this is her home, how many times have we heard THAT before. There cant be many women to chose from who are ready to take her in, Im guessing she will move back in with Krystal or go back to Florida.

HERE is an article on why U-haul lesbians exist. In short: women produce oxytocin when we fall in love, have sex...etc. that encourage a biological attachment. However, this only last between 3-18 months, then after that these women start to realize what they don't like about each other

Another factor is low self esteem. In this article, it stated that low self esteem is caused by internalized homophobia (due to homophobic society deeming lesbian as abnormal), but I think it could be low self esteem of any kind, that leads to fast pace relationships. I don't want to make any assumptions here, but.....you know...

 

[Xenomorph]

Jesus christ.

 

[An Ghost]

Jesus christ.

But they're only $2.88 a pack. What savings. It's cheaper than buying actual fitting clothes to accessorize with. AL can't afford not to buy them.

 

[angelicbitch]

She needs 6 pillows to sleep.

There have been studies that have proven that if a person sleeps with a shit ton more pillows than normal, it means they're lonely and depressed.

Poor AL. She misses Dusty.

 

[Xenomorph]

There have been studies that have proven that if a person sleeps with a shit ton more pillows than normal, it means they're lonely and depressed.

Poor AL. She misses Dusty doing things for her.

FTFY

 

[Poison_Apple]

Jesus christ.

This is another phenomenon I'm interested in. Why does she buy such a vast amount of one specific thing. Right now it's chokers, back then it was cheap perfume and jewelry in general. For example, her earrings collection displayed HERE. I remember she had a huge box of perfume she had to GET RID OF (meaning that was only a fraction of her collection). She also had a huge garbage bag of jewelry. I mean, the amount of money she spends on the cheap stuff, wouldn't it be better to get something higher quality but in smaller quantity? E.g. one bottle of Jo Malone or Chanel, something that last longer with quality base?

I'm just curious to find out why she gets so obsessive over one single thing, and then go on and splurge and buy all of it.

 

[Xenomorph]

This is another phenomenon I'm interested in. Why does she buy such a vast amount of one specific thing. Right now it's chokers, back then it was cheap perfume and jewelry in general. For example, her earrings collection displayed HERE. I remember she had a huge box of perfume she had to GET RID OF (meaning that was only a fraction of her collection). She also had a huge garbage bag of jewelry. I mean, the amount of money she spends on the cheap stuff, wouldn't it be better to get something higher quality but in smaller quantity? E.g. one bottle of Jo Malone or Chanel, something that last longer with quality base?

I'm just curious to find out why she gets so obsessive over one single thing, and then go on and splurge and buy all of it.

Its obsessive behavior. She zeroes in on one thing and goes balls to the wall with it and moves on to the next thing and so on. She does that with people and pets too. Food is always a constant but also buying and shopping, she has an addictive personality as both her parents are drug addicts who also have addiction behavior so this her form of it. Remember when she bought Dusty 900 gifts and most of em were Wallmart shit? She thinks is not a bad thing because I bet you she thinks addiction is only from drinking and drugging (hence her irrational fear of taking one aspirin) Amberlynn is addicted to shopping, eating and attention to her, it doesnt matter if it's negative or positive, she loves being the center of attention. She has no personality either, she follows whatever is popular and changes her mannerisms to suit wherever she is like a typical con artist/abuser.

 

[Sailor Earth]

Got curious and went to her oldest available video, and god damn. She's aged so much, and the extra pounds doesn't help her any.