Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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And her attitude was way more normal and digestible. She spoke more maturely and wasn't a loudmouth slanglord.
True, but she was pretty self-righteous here, too. I don't know what it is, but old AL struck me as this smug, over-dramatic, overgrown brat in a holier-than-thou-because-I-read-teen-novels kind of way. I'd still take this one over the one we've got any day, though.
Heh...I wonder if she thinks having so many different kinds of "jewelry" will distract people from the fact that she actually changes her clothes like three or four times a month.
 
True, but she was pretty self-righteous here, too. I don't know what it is, but old AL struck me as this smug, over-dramatic, overgrown brat in a holier-than-thou-because-I-read-teen-novels kind of way. I'd still take this one over the one we've got any day, though.
Heh...I wonder if she thinks having so many different kinds of "jewelry" will distract people from the fact that she actually changes her clothes like three or four times a month.
I never ever liked Amber, but I was able to stand her a lot better then than now for sure. What you said about her necklaces hit the nail on the head EXACTLY. She buys so many accessories to distract from the same tired old yoga pants and the 5 shirts that fit her. She cant even fit in Torrid at that point you are a planet.

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The funniest thing is, if she actually did turn her channel into a weight loss channel, figured out a diet, (a real lifestyle change diet ) showed what she was eating and cooking, and even the struggles, did some excercise and did real weigh-ins, people would love it.

(If she lost, that is. )

She could be as boring as she is now but if she was shooting for a goal, the comments on her blog would change as soon as people knew she meant it.

There is nothing America likes more than the story if a person overcoming the odds, taking control, and coming out a winner. She has a sad backstory, she's eaten too much, got herself in this situation-if she admitted all that made a plan and stuck to it, she could have everybody on board.

Hell, she could even shop-every time she loses ten pounds, she can spend 20 bucks on chokers or whatever. Go gorl.

People would lap that shut up. Her 33,000 hate watchers would turn into people who would root for her and become supporters. Yeah, there would be disbelievers at first but as she stuck to her goal, it'd change to admiration. Comments about her cootchie would be off-limits, her fat, her grease....all gone because she's succeeding in losing weight.

That's the way people work. They wanna see a success story so they know they can do it too.We see fat lazy failures around everywhere so we like a change. It's why most people on MSHPL lose, why Intervention people end up clean, and why most stories have happy endings.

If she was really working towards it, if she was losing, she could make bank. She'd probably get supportive comments but also financial donations, workout clothes donations, company support, stuff like that.

That fat guy across America got money and he didn't start out with 34k watchers. If he hadn't been such an ass and failed like the second day, he'd probably have a book and movie deal now.

Is she gonna ever do this? Hell no. She can't even pretend, people are watching too closely. Like all cows, she's going to let this chance go by because she's too damn lazy.

Dummy is missing the gravy train. She could have two years of people supporting and donating to her and at the end, she comes out a normal weight. Win win win and maybe she could work publicity so she can get free skin surgery.

But no, not AL. She knows all. She can lose weight without even counting calories. She can lose it by magic.

Idiot.
 
The funniest thing is, if she actually did turn her channel into a weight loss channel, figured out a diet, (a real lifestyle change diet ) showed what she was eating and cooking, and even the struggles, did some excercise and did real weigh-ins, people would love it.

(If she lost, that is. )

She could be as boring as she is now but if she was shooting for a goal, the comments on her blog would change as soon as people knew she meant it.

There is nothing America likes more than the story if a person overcoming the odds, taking control, and coming out a winner. She has a sad backstory, she's eaten too much, got herself in this situation-if she admitted all that made a plan and stuck to it, she could have everybody on board.

Hell, she could even shop-every time she loses ten pounds, she can spend 20 bucks on chokers or whatever. Go gorl.

People would lap that shut up. Her 33,000 hate watchers would turn into people who would root for her and become supporters. Yeah, there would be disbelievers at first but as she stuck to her goal, it'd change to admiration. Comments about her cootchie would be off-limits, her fat, her grease....all gone because she's succeeding in losing weight.

That's the way people work. They wanna see a success story so they know they can do it too.We see fat lazy failures around everywhere so we like a change. It's why most people on MSHPL lose, why Intervention people end up clean, and why most stories have happy endings.

If she was really working towards it, if she was losing, she could make bank. She'd probably get supportive comments but also financial donations, workout clothes donations, company support, stuff like that.

That fat guy across America got money and he didn't start out with 34k watchers. If he hadn't been such an ass and failed like the second day, he'd probably have a book and movie deal now.

Is she gonna ever do this? Hell no. She can't even pretend, people are watching too closely. Like all cows, she's going to let this chance go by because she's too damn lazy.

Dummy is missing the gravy train. She could have two years of people supporting and donating to her and at the end, she comes out a normal weight. Win win win and maybe she could work publicity so she can get free skin surgery.

But no, not AL. She knows all. She can lose weight without even counting calories. She can lose it by magic.

Idiot.


This is what puzzles me so much about AL's obsessive fans who defend her in the comments, for the sake of "positivity." Either they're legitimately new fans who don't know the whole story, or they're some sort of feeders who get off on keeping her delusional.

No rational person who watches a few of her videos would conclude that she's serious about changing her life. Especially when there are so many weight loss and lifestyle vlogs on youtube of people actually making an effort.
 
This is what puzzles me so much about AL's obsessive fans who defend her in the comments, for the sake of "positivity." Either they're legitimately new fans who don't know the whole story, or they're some sort of feeders who get off on keeping her delusional.
Or they're on their way to being as fat as she is. No better than those fat people who watch my 600lb life to feel better about themselves--"At least I'm not THAT fat!"
 
Or they're on their way to being as fat as she is. No better than those fat people who watch my 600lb life to feel better about themselves--"At least I'm not THAT fat!"
These are the kinds of people that complement her to feel good about themselves when you know damn well they are thinking the same thing others have said about her. They need to stroke their own egos and feel morally superior and act like shes great etc etc when it's all to make themselves feel better but in reality they are lying to themselves. The ones who keep encouraging her to mukbang and stay fat are sick in the head. Something they claim others who are pleading with her to stop this and are telling her the honest truth, they claim the ones being honest are sick... nice logic they got there.
 
I honestly believe that she bought those 6 pillows so she could feel like she's sleeping next to someone. When my exwife and I divorced, I used to put her pillow sideways on her side of the bed and put my arm over it so I could pretend someone was there. It's a coping mechanism.
Its also to lessen to pressure on her hips and back from the weight pressing down and her choking on her own fat neck.
 
I honestly believe that she bought those 6 pillows so she could feel like she's sleeping next to someone. When my exwife and I divorced, I used to put her pillow sideways on her side of the bed and put my arm over it so I could pretend someone was there. It's a coping mechanism.
Maybe, but when I was pregnant and as big as a fucking house I needed several pilllws to sleep comfortably. I even had my poor husband spend $60 on this obnoxiously large pregnancy body pillow. The body isn't meant to carry that much extra weight so something as simple as sleeping comfortably when you are as big as Shamu isn't as easy as you think.
 
Maybe, but when I was pregnant and as big as a fucking house I needed several pilllws to sleep comfortably. I even had my poor husband spend $60 on this obnoxiously large pregnancy body pillow. The body isn't meant to carry that much extra weight so something as simple as sleeping comfortably when you are as big as Shamu isn't as easy as you think.

Same. I couldn't have gotten any sleep while pregnant without my pillow castle.

Extra weight puts ALOT of strain on the spine and hips. My hips murdered me, and that was only with 20 extra lbs. She's got a tad more than that.
 
She's got a tad more than that.
Just a smidge, for sure.

Dusty LOVES giving these girls promise rings.
This is really disturbing behavior. Remember, Destiny was "engaged" to the girl she was with before AL and then basically dropped her before promising Amberlynn forever. Rinse, repeat.
I can't tell if Destiny is just extremely immature and believes her own bullshit feelings towards these young women or what. Honestly, you'd figure the pool is relatively small for obese lesbians in the Kentucky, but somehow Destiny keeps finding them.
 
Just a smidge, for sure.


This is really disturbing behavior. Remember, Destiny was "engaged" to the girl she was with before AL and then basically dropped her before promising Amberlynn forever. Rinse, repeat.
I can't tell if Destiny is just extremely immature and believes her own bullshit feelings towards these young women or what. Honestly, you'd figure the pool is relatively small for obese lesbians in the Kentucky, but somehow Destiny keeps finding them.

Destiny's nose is specialised in finding fat lesbians. They probably smell like frying oil and rotting fish
 
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